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Funny story: Republicans Acuse Christine O'Donnel of Being a Witch, Vow to Burn After a "Fair" Trial

Republicans Acuse Christine O'Donnel of Being a Witch, Vow to Burn After a "Fair" Trial

Salem - In one of the most extreme right moves of the century,Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh have captured Christine O' Donnell and transported her to stand trial for witchcraft. Rep. Mike Pence (R) of Indiana, the third-ranking Republican in the Hou...

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Funny story: 'Old Testament' God to Run Against His Son Jesus For U.S. President in 2012

'Old Testament' God to Run Against His Son Jesus For U.S. President in 2012

It took some convincing but Karl Rove has done it again. In negotiations with Heaven, earlier this week, he got the big G to run for President. It has turned out that God was rather cheesed-off that his son thought he could be President, but dear-o...

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Funny story: Cheney, Rove, and Glenn Beck Related

Cheney, Rove, and Glenn Beck Related

Salt Lake City, UT - It has just been discovered that Dick Cheney and Karl Rove are half brothers, sharing the same mother, and that Glenn Beck is Cheney's love child. The fathers of Cheney and Rove are brothers, and are said to have at least 23...

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Funny story: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Karl Rove As Consultant In Iran Election

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Karl Rove As Consultant In Iran Election

(Teheran-Iran) The result of the most recent Iranian election, re-electing conservative Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as President over reform candidate Mir Hossein Musavi, has caused protests in Iran amid rumors of election rigging. And the recent pronounceme...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Admits Carl Rove is Long Lost Bastard Son

Dick Cheney Admits Carl Rove is Long Lost Bastard Son

Dick Cheney, former Vice-President of the United States, admitted during an interview on Shepard Smith's "B Side" program on Fox News that Carl Rove, former George W. Bush's brain, was his bastard son. Cheney revealed that Rove was born nine month...

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Funny story: Karl Rove, Bush's Brain, Calls VP Biden a Liar

Karl Rove, Bush's Brain, Calls VP Biden a Liar

Karl Rove who has acted as Bush's brain from way back in the Texan politic days is still doing the thinking for the former thoughtless in chief. The occasion that caused the surrogate thinker to re- engage was an interview given by Veep Joe Biden. Bi...

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Funny story: Bush's Brain, Karl Rove to Testify Against Bush's Ballslessness

Bush's Brain, Karl Rove to Testify Against Bush's Ballslessness

Congress will question Karl Rove, Bush' Brain who occupied the former president's empty cranium back to the Texas daze. The site of the interrogation fittingly will be Nuremburg, Ohio and many believe that Rove will tell Congress that he was just fol...

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Funny story: The American 3 Musketeers Last Day In Office

The American 3 Musketeers Last Day In Office

Jan. 2009. Karl Rove, Bush and Cheney enter the Oval Office for the last time. Nostalgia overtakes Bush as he openly weeps. Rove and Cheney have no reminises, only a nagging sense of lost power. "It was so beautiful, and now it is gone!" weeps Bush. "Now, now..." says Cheney as he reaches under the former President's hairline and pulls out a large computer insert. The deactivated Bush crumpl...

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Funny story: Karl Rove Infomercial - Weaseling Your Way to Success

Karl Rove Infomercial - Weaseling Your Way to Success

Greetings fellow Americans- Are you one of the downtrodden ones who have never had a lucky break? I was one too, but I am going to pass on to you how you can break out of the bad luck cycle with my new book "Weaseling Your Way To Success!" As a child I was unattractive, unpopular and as dorky as Popeye going through spinach withdrawls. But I powered through all that to the very top echelons of...

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Funny story: Dark Lord Rove Advises McCain to Claim Imaginary Interracial Child: Mulatto is the New White!

Dark Lord Rove Advises McCain to Claim Imaginary Interracial Child: Mulatto is the New White!

Karl Rove once bushwhacked John McCain with an imaginary interrracial child that stole North Carolina and the presidential nomination from this year's Repub Candie, a POW who Rove smeared as unbalanced. Always one to learn from the past, McC not...

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Funny story: Palin to Sit on Karl Rove's Face After He Fingered her Way to Debate Success!

Palin to Sit on Karl Rove's Face After He Fingered her Way to Debate Success!

Sarah Palin found inspiration while sitting on Karl Rove's lap during the Veep Debate. With Karl's veteran hand up her dress, the Governor came and came and just kept coming...up with the right performance while Gentleman Joe Biden looked on in shock...

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Funny story: Republicants Buy Good Time Charley Gibson to Break Ice Princess Sarah Palin's Cherry!

Republicants Buy Good Time Charley Gibson to Break Ice Princess Sarah Palin's Cherry!

Republicant Dark Lord Rove had locked the Alaskan Ice Princess, Sarah Palin in his tower. there the education began. Rove the Henry Higgins of Repubspeak taught little Sarah the dialect of high Republicant speech and diction. Princess Palin pra...

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Funny story: Dark Lord Rove Tells McCain-Palin that They Oppose Protecting Children from Sex Predators!

Dark Lord Rove Tells McCain-Palin that They Oppose Protecting Children from Sex Predators!

Barack Obama voted for legislation that would fund education for children aimed at protecting them from sex predators. Little did he know that the dark lord Rove would twist this sensible advocacy for US children into a sex scandal. Rove, Bush's...

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Funny story: Dark Lord Rove Apologizes for Racist Attack on McCain's Asian Indian Daughter

Dark Lord Rove Apologizes for Racist Attack on McCain's Asian Indian Daughter

Now that John McCain has hired campaign consultancy firm, Rove, Rape and Pillage Inc, the very outfit that roved, raped and pillaged his campaigns in 2000 and 2004, Chief Execution Officer Dark Lord Karl Rove has decided to apologize to his new clien...

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Funny story: John McCain and His Rovian Princes of Darkness Are Sick and Tired of Running Against a Black Person!

John McCain and His Rovian Princes of Darkness Are Sick and Tired of Running Against a Black Person!

As McCain get grumpy and the Rovian Princes of Darkness gather round the cauldron, one fact of the '08 election became clear. Running against a Negro is a tough hoe to row. Or is it a tough row to hoe? Whichever, or both, Johnny McC is beginning to s...

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Funny story: "Today Show" hires Karl Rove as its new travel correspondent for the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" segment

"Today Show" hires Karl Rove as its new travel correspondent for the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" segment

New York, New York - Karl Rove will be replacing Matt Lauer but only for the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" segment of the show. Lauer has a young family and the globetrotting has put them under stress. So, it all works out for everybo...

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Funny story: Karl Rove Named New Presidential Envoy to Paraguay

Karl Rove Named New Presidential Envoy to Paraguay

Washington, D.C. - Embattled former Bush advisor Karl Rove held an impromptu teleconference this morning form his new office somewhere in northern Paraguay. Sweating profusely, Mr. Rove appeared to be delivering his announcement from inside a small m...

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