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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Record The Song "Say Dude Can I Toot Your Vuvuzela?"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Record The Song "Say Dude Can I Toot Your Vuvuzela?"

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift had just finished performing a benefit concert at the famed Cow Patty Palace when they were asked about the song project they have been working on. The trio was performing a concert to be...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Says American Idol Is Dropping Its Age Eligibility To Six

Ryan Seacrest Says American Idol Is Dropping Its Age Eligibility To Six

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, has just announced that for the upcoming AI season number 10, the age eligibility has been lowered from 16 down to 6. When asked if the fact that AI viewership has dropped off considerably du...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Says She Wants Either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson To Replace Simon Cowell (Hmmm)

Ellen DeGeneres Says She Wants Either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson To Replace Simon Cowell (Hmmm)

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ellen DeGeneres called up the producer of American Idol, Simon Shindlebocker and told him that she would like for him to replace Simon Cowell with either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson. Shindlebocker asked Ellen if she had...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Devastated Over American Idol's Simon Cowell Leaving The Show

Kara DioGuardi Devastated Over American Idol's Simon Cowell Leaving The Show

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's prettiest judge, Kara DioGuardi is said to be totally devastated at the fact that her fellow judge and touchy-touchy, feely-feely judges desk mate has quit the show. Cowell said that he hates to leave the show because t...

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Funny story: Lee DeWyze Crowned The 2010 American Idol Winner!

Lee DeWyze Crowned The 2010 American Idol Winner!

HOLLYWOOD - The Nokia Theater was filled to capacity, in fact the people in the balcony were sitting two to a seat, which is legal in California. The American Idol Finale Show ran for 2 hours and 7 minutes. It had 87 commercials, three tons of con...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Refuses to Believe Casey James is Gone

Kara DioGuardi Refuses to Believe Casey James is Gone

Los Angeles, CA - In yet another development in the tragic story of unrequited (due to legal requirements) love between Kara DioGuardi and American Idol contestant, Casey James, it is being reported that DioGuardi has locked herself in her home and r...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy

Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy

HOLLYWOOD - The young Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber performed on the latest edition of American Idol. The popular 16-year-old who many consider to be The Prince of YouTube, sang a song that was written especially for him by Clay Aiken.

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Funny story: American Idol: Kara DioGuardi's "Cowboy Toy" Casey James Told To Mosey On Back To Fort Worth

American Idol: Kara DioGuardi's "Cowboy Toy" Casey James Told To Mosey On Back To Fort Worth

HOLLYWOOD - The American Idol finals has come down to Crystal Bowersox and Lee DeWyze as the Texas Cowboy, Casey James was told to saddle up and head on back to The Lone Star state. Casey knew that he was going to be leaving since the song he chos...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Slips into Depression after Casey James Leaves Idol

Kara DioGuardi Slips into Depression after Casey James Leaves Idol

Los Angeles, CA - Casey James was finally voted off American Idol, leaving Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox as the two singers going into the final round. Casey, looking incredibly vulnerable and sad, took the mike one last time and sang an encore of...

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Funny story: American Idol: Casey "The Boy Toy" James Sings Mrs. Robinson and Dedicates It To Kara DioGuardi

American Idol: Casey "The Boy Toy" James Sings Mrs. Robinson and Dedicates It To Kara DioGuardi

HOLLYWOOD - This weeks American Idol theme was 'songs from the movies.' And interestingly enough no one chose The Theme From Carrie; The Theme From The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly; or Watergate - The Theme From Frost/Nixon." Lee DeWyze chose the s...

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Funny story: American Idol Moves To Quickly Quash The DeGeneres-DioGuardi Feud

American Idol Moves To Quickly Quash The DeGeneres-DioGuardi Feud

HOLLYWOOD - Workers on American Idol, Simon Shindlebocker, 53, and Simon Witleywine, 59, have gone into damage control mode in order to put a lid on the Ellen DeGeneres - Kara DioGuardi feud. It appears that DioGuardi accused DeGeneres of telling...

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Funny story: American Idol's Simon Cowell Says That Kara DioGuardi Smells A Whole Lot Prettier Than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest

American Idol's Simon Cowell Says That Kara DioGuardi Smells A Whole Lot Prettier Than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The Captain of Cutting Remarks, said that his fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi smells a whole lot prettier than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest. Cowell made the remarks to Randy Jackson, about whom Cowell s...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Record A Duet With Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud

Susan Boyle To Record A Duet With Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud

LONDON - Susan Boyle has announced that she will be going into the recording studio and recording a song with Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud. Boyle said that she recently received an email from Coyle telling her that her version of "Wild Horses" is t...

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Funny story: Katie Stevens Has "Never Actually Been Dragged Away by Wild Horses," Says Kara DioGuardi

Katie Stevens Has "Never Actually Been Dragged Away by Wild Horses," Says Kara DioGuardi

LOS ANGELES, California - One of the most lackluster Top 12 groups in America's Got Idols history had to face the legendary Rolling Stones' songbook Tuesday night, but Kara DioGuardi continued to demonstrate an unwillingness to cut younger performers...

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Funny story: American Idol's Simon Cowell Tells Kara DioGuardi To Please Stop Constantly Rubbing Up Against His Body!

American Idol's Simon Cowell Tells Kara DioGuardi To Please Stop Constantly Rubbing Up Against His Body!

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Simon Cowell has put his judge's foot down and said that enough is enough in regards to fellow judge Kara DioGuardi's incessant touching and rubbing of his body in front of millions of TV viewers. The Britisher know...

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Funny story: American Idol: Singer Big Mike Lynche Made Kara DioGuardi Cry

American Idol: Singer Big Mike Lynche Made Kara DioGuardi Cry

HOLLYWOOD - Kara DioGuardi showed the American Idol live audience as well as the viewers at home that she is not the mean heartless "She Dog From The Big Apple" that a lot of people think she is. DioGuardi showed that she can cry. She cried severa...

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Funny story: American Idol's Kara DioGuardi Reveals The Real Reason She Sits So Close To Simon Cowell

American Idol's Kara DioGuardi Reveals The Real Reason She Sits So Close To Simon Cowell

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi was interviewed in her beautiful Hollywood Hills mansion Casa de Musica. The attractive brunette was dressed in a red, white, and blue bikini swimsuit with matching flip flops and diamond-studde...

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