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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Admits That She Has Changed the Locks on All of Her Mansion Doors In Order to Keep Kanye West The Pest Out

Kim Kardashian Admits That She Has Changed the Locks on All of Her Mansion Doors In Order to Keep Kanye West The Pest Out

CALABASAS, California - (Celebrity Satire) – Afro Sheen Magazine has revealed that the princess of the Kardashian Clan, Kim Kardashian, has had it with her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Mr. Kim Kardashian, aka Kanye West. Kim said that she, her mother, a…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says That As Soon As Husband Kanye West Is Free of the Coronapalooza Virus She is Kicking His Ass Out

Kim Kardashian Says That As Soon As Husband Kanye West Is Free of the Coronapalooza Virus She is Kicking His Ass Out

CALABASAS, California – (Satire News) – The star of the hit reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” told CNN’s Don Lemon that she has had it with the space alien-like shenanigans of her husband, Kanye West. Kim said that she is sad to say t…

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Funny story: Kanye West Has Been Taken To A Funny Farm (Finally!)

Kanye West Has Been Taken To A Funny Farm (Finally!)

POMONA, CALIFORNIA – (Satire News) – Inside Edition has reported that the man known as Mr. Kim Kardashian has finally been picked up and taken out to a local funny farm. Kanye West, who is an entertainer as well as a self-proclaimed prophet, has t…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says She Has Agreed To Pose Nude in Playboy Magazine

Kim Kardashian Says She Has Agreed To Pose Nude in Playboy Magazine

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – TMZ is reporting that Kim Kardashian will be appearing totally naked in an upcoming issue of Playboy. Kim stated that she is doing it to get back at her husband, Kanye "The Pest" West. She said that she has told him…

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Funny story: Kanye West Stubbornly Refuses To Drop out of The Presidential Race

Kanye West Stubbornly Refuses To Drop out of The Presidential Race

BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming – (Satire News) - The man who is best known for being the husband of Kim Kardashian told TMZ that he feels that he is picking up more and more voters. Fargo Windmill with the Political Drive-Thru Window asked him why he th…

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Funny story: Republican Party To Dump Trump

Republican Party To Dump Trump

Coming from a safe source, the Republican Party is planning to dump Donald Trump as a presidential candidate. Of course, he doesn’t know yet, and no, they aren’t planning to give the nomination to Kanye West or Mike Pence. The word is coming from…

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Funny story: George W. Endorses Kanye West (Part 2)

George W. Endorses Kanye West (Part 2)

This is a continuation of the piece in which former president, George W. Bush endorsed Kanye West for president. Last time, we asked W about Biden, and this time he’ll tell us why he’s not voting for Trump. Q: "Trump has done many of the things…

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Funny story: Hundreds of Black Celebrities Want Kanye “The Pest” West To Drop Out of The Presidential Race

Hundreds of Black Celebrities Want Kanye “The Pest” West To Drop Out of The Presidential Race

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Kanye West has just become an individual that 99.7% of all blacks hate. West has been told by hundreds of black singers, actors, sports figures, comedians, and McDonalds employees to drop out of the presidential race.

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Funny story: The Kardashians Are Trying To Have Kanye West Committed

The Kardashians Are Trying To Have Kanye West Committed

CALABASAS, California – TMZ is reporting that Kris Jenner, matriarch of the Kardashian family, is proceeding with plans to have Kanye West committed. At first his wife Kim Kardashian was against it, but after Kanye said that when he is elected he…

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Funny story: George W Endorses Kanye West

George W Endorses Kanye West

Former president George W Bush (“W”) has surprisingly endorsed Kanye West for president. In a lengthy interview, the 43rd president explained his logic. W, as he’s known, can be a bit long-winded, so we will begin with his thoughts on Biden and cov…

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Funny story: Kanye West Says That He Has Received 793,702 Threats Since He Announced He's Running for President

Kanye West Says That He Has Received 793,702 Threats Since He Announced He's Running for President

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) Kanye West, the self-proclaimed greatest American performer, told a reporter for USA Today that, since announcing his candidacy for the highest office in the land, he has received close to 800,000 threats. He pointed out…

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Funny story: Political Prophet Allan Lickman Predicts Kanye West Victory

Political Prophet Allan Lickman Predicts Kanye West Victory

Political prophet Allan Lickman, PhD, has correctly predicted every presidential election since 1984, and has a surprising prediction for 2020. He predicts that Kanye West will crush all opposition in the upcoming election, and win with a landsli…

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Funny story: President Kanye West?

President Kanye West?

Nothing can reveal Donald Trump’s desperation more, besides shutting down the U.S. Postal system, bad-mouthing Mail-in voting, screaming that Joe Biden did something nefarious in Ukraine, etc. than setting up Kanye West as a candidate for president.

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Funny story: President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is reportedly extremely upset that, no matter what he does, more and more of his base supporters are starting to question what the hell he is doing. Kellyanne Conway is so concerned that POTUS is…

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Funny story: Is the COVID-19 Vaccine the Mark of the Beast?

Is the COVID-19 Vaccine the Mark of the Beast?

It all started with Kanye West. Kanye West, the famous rapper, recently became what is loosely termed a 'Born-Again' Christian. Many Christians were excited because of his large following. His influence is world-wide. In a recent Tweet to his f…

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Funny story: 96% of All Blacks Want Kanye West To Stop Acting Like a Punk and Give Up His “I Wanna Be Da President” BS

96% of All Blacks Want Kanye West To Stop Acting Like a Punk and Give Up His “I Wanna Be Da President” BS

CHICAGO – (Celebrity Satire) - According to a survey conducted by Ebony Magazine, millions of honest, hard-working blacks want for Kanye West to stop his ridiculous presidential bid. The highly-respected magazine reports that four of the Kardashia…

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Funny story: Kanye West Flunks An IQ Test

Kanye West Flunks An IQ Test

LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - First he says he’s running for president. Then he says he’d rather be governor of California because of the short commute. And now Kanye “The Pest” West has just said that he wants to take over Tucker Carlson’s s…

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