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Funny story: Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

HOLLYWOOD - It has been three years since Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski last reprised their roles of Crocodile Dundee and his girlfriend of 26 years Sue Charlton in the motion picture Crocodile Dundee 4 - The Big Snapper Years. Hogan recently sp...

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Funny story: Australia Challenges Russia in Space Race with Kangaroos

Australia Challenges Russia in Space Race with Kangaroos

In an effort to compete with the Russian space program, Australian prime minister, Julia Gillard has announced that Australia will ramp up their current space program. The world's initial reaction to Australia's announcement was: "I had no fuck...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says That He Has Decided To Press Charges Against The Sydney, Australia Egg Tosser

Justin Bieber Says That He Has Decided To Press Charges Against The Sydney, Australia Egg Tosser

SYDNEY, Australia - Young singing sensation Justin Bieber says that it will take more than half a dozen eggs tossed at him to deter him from doing what he loves more than anything else in the world - and he giggled and remarked that no he did not mea...

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Funny story: Shocking News Coming Out Of Australia Is That Kate Gosselin Had The P*e Kicked Out Of Her By A Deranged Kangaroo

Shocking News Coming Out Of Australia Is That Kate Gosselin Had The P*e Kicked Out Of Her By A Deranged Kangaroo

BRISBANE, Australia - Word coming out from 'The Land Down Under' is that Kate Gosselin, star of Kate Plus 8 was viciously kicked by what is being described by an Australian game warden as a deranged kangaroo. Kate and her eight brats, ah make that kids, had flown to Australia, the home of Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Mel Gibson, and Mick Dundee, to film some episodes for her award-winning cable...

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Funny story: Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Saturday's men's final will be the climax of a record-breaking Australian Open 2011, as the Rod Laver Arena hosts the first-ever all-marsupial title contest. The match, between an Eastern Grey Kangaroo and a Wombat, will be the first-ever grand sl...

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Funny story: Venus Williams scared off court by randy kangaroo

Venus Williams scared off court by randy kangaroo

Venus Williams was bending over waiting to receive a serve at the Australian Open today, when suddenly a kangaroo with a whopping erection jumped onto the court and headed straight for Venus' butt. It looked like Venus was heading for an ace and mayb...

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Funny story: Sean Ryder resurrects bad habits on Celebrity

Sean Ryder resurrects bad habits on Celebrity

Ex Happy Mondays frontman Sean Ryder cleaned up at the penultimate Bush Tucker Trial, Rank Banquet. Both the other contestants, Jenny Eclair and Stacy Solomon, were faced with eating a variety of gross objects including Kangaroo Arsehole, Fisheyes...

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Funny story: Kangaroo feared Dead after Disco Terror

Kangaroo feared Dead after Disco Terror

"The incident happened during a 30th birthday party in a Dublin nightclub. People were just dancing away when a kangaroo appeared on the dancefloor! A guy started dancing with the marsupial and put his hand down it's pouch but an altercation broke ou...

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Funny story: Kangaroos face hanging

Kangaroos face hanging

Republicans in Australia are shocked by their fellow citizens copying the British political model, recently launched onto the market, of the elegantly named 'Hung Parliament'. 'The people have not spoken' said one irate Aussie 'look what's happeni...

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Funny story: Horny Kanga-Roo (not Wayne) caught sexually harrassing overheated women "Down under"!

Horny Kanga-Roo (not Wayne) caught sexually harrassing overheated women "Down under"!

A very horny and rather large Kanga-Roo, nicknamed Wayne (Wayne all law suits to the Sun, UK please) has been observed with his rather large erected "pecker" pointing the way of human females in the Aussie town of Tennant Creek. Wayne the Roo (no...

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Funny story: EU Considering Kangaroo Meat Ban

EU Considering Kangaroo Meat Ban

Kangaroo meat is low in fat, healthy to eat, and by all accounts, rather tasty - and yet the European Union appear to be all set to ban it. Why? Concerns have been raised over hygiene, and the fact that kangaroo hunters bash little joey's heads...

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Funny story: President Obama Rejects Fear Of Kangaroos - After Cancelling Australian Visit, Again

President Obama Rejects Fear Of Kangaroos - After Cancelling Australian Visit, Again

President Obama has again postponed a visit Australia, which was due later this month. The first cancellation came in March where he says the passing of Health took a long and hard push, but a priority. Today he's blaming Oil in the Gulf of Mex...

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Funny story: Robin Williams Says Australians Are Really Nothing More Than British Rednecks

Robin Williams Says Australians Are Really Nothing More Than British Rednecks

MELBOURNE, Australia - Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is fit to be tied to the tallest Eucalyptus tree in the Australian outback. American comedian Robin Williams was 'down under' to see about purchasing a male and female kangaroo, along wit...

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Funny story: A Member of Australia's Winter Olympics Ice Hockey Team Sent Home Because of His Pet Kangaroo

A Member of Australia's Winter Olympics Ice Hockey Team Sent Home Because of His Pet Kangaroo

VANCOUVER - One of the best members of the Australian ice hockey team Joshua Brismantle has been sent back home to Perth, Australia. It seems that Brismantle was somehow able to sneak his pet kangaroo Hoppity Hop, onto the plane in Melbourne, Aust...

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Funny story: UFC 109 Contenders Announced.

UFC 109 Contenders Announced.

The UFC have today announced the contenders for the title fight at UFC 109. Australian Chris Rickard, 49, will face his nemesis Hoppy the bush kangaroo. The two met once before when Hoppy, distant cousin to TV's Skippy, attacked Rickard's dog w...

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Funny story: Local Man Wakes Up To Find Big Blonde Woman Eating Kangaroo Testicles On The Telly.

Local Man Wakes Up To Find Big Blonde Woman Eating Kangaroo Testicles On The Telly.

Local man, Damian Hogan this evening awoke from a nap, only to be confronted by a big chunky blonde woman choking on kangaroo testicles in the jungle. "WTF?!" Hogan shreiked, before realising that he was watching 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of H...

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Funny story: Aussie Roo Kill To Be Bounced Out Of Court

Aussie Roo Kill To Be Bounced Out Of Court

G'day from Wollongabbawollogabbadong. News just in. The massacre of kangaroos to be undertaken by government authorities is to be challenged. Activists have found plenty of support from local residents. Recently kangaroo numbers have been increas...

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