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Funny story: "Trouser Snake" is Now Flying Solo After Embarrassing Party Speech By Biel

"Trouser Snake" is Now Flying Solo After Embarrassing Party Speech By Biel

It has emerged that love rat Justin Timberlake has split with 'on-off' girlfriend Jessica Biel after she threw an 'awkward' party for him and gave a gushing speech. In her eulogy Biel admitted when she first fancied Justin she 'stalked him' for week...

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Funny story: A Heartbroken Justin Timberlake Seeks Solace In The Sympathetic Arms of The Stunningly Sexy Mila Kunis

A Heartbroken Justin Timberlake Seeks Solace In The Sympathetic Arms of The Stunningly Sexy Mila Kunis

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood has the reputation of being "The Throw-Away Relationship Capital of The World." And there is no better example than Justin Timberlake who recently parted ways with his partner of three years and then the next day found himsel...

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Funny story: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Split - He Says He Dumped Her, She Says She Dumped Him

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Split - He Says He Dumped Her, She Says She Dumped Him

LOS ANGELES - The once happy couple has told the entertainment media that they are no longer happy or a couple. Speaking from his rented beach house on Venice Beach, Timberlake said that after being together for three years he just decided to bre...

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Funny story: The Three Justin's, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, and Justin Guarini To Record "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Whoop De Doo

The Three Justin's, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, and Justin Guarini To Record "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Whoop De Doo

LOS ANGELES - The three singing Justin's, Bieber, Timberlake, and Guarini were in the recording studio recording a song co-written by Kara DioGuardi and Shania Twain. The song is titled "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Who...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus: I have A Boyfriend, Liam Timberpants

Miley Cyrus: I have A Boyfriend, Liam Timberpants

Seventeen-year-old Miley Cyrus has confessed that she has a boyfriend and that, 'tee hee.... We live together." Yes, little Miley seems all grown up now after doing a stripper's pole dance on TV and the sexy "Can't Be Tamed" hit but friends and fa...

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Funny story: The Two Justins - Justin Bieber and Justin Timberlake To Record A Duet

The Two Justins - Justin Bieber and Justin Timberlake To Record A Duet

IDAHO FALLS, Idaho - Noted singer, songwriter, musician, actor, dancer, and world renowned French fry maker Justin Timberlake was in town to purchase two boxes of his favorite potatoes. He was asked what projects he has coming up for the rest of t...

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Funny story: Justin Timberpants To Do Second "Family Guy" In The Nude

Justin Timberpants To Do Second "Family Guy" In The Nude

Actor Justin Timberpants has decided to reappear on the Family Guy in the near future and get this, he will be completely nude! Although the naughty bits will be blacked out, they will be blacked out, ONLY FROM THE FRONT! Yes, both Timberpants...

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Funny story: US Supreme Court subpoenas Janet Jackson YouBoob! footage

US Supreme Court subpoenas Janet Jackson YouBoob! footage

Washington AC/DC - (Booby Ass Mess): Footage of Justin Timberlake's three second Super Bowl 2004 grope of Janet Jackson's bare nipple has been subpoenaed by the US Supreme Court after judges at the Third US Circuit Court of Appeals in Philadelphia co...

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Funny story: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Secretly Marry

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Secretly Marry

The Los Angeles Tribune reported today that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beil were secretly married in a private ceremony in Cinderella's Castle. The pair have been dating for two years and it was rumored that they would tie the knot this summer in...

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Funny story: Justin Timberlake Tops Magazine List!

Justin Timberlake Tops Magazine List!

Justin Timberlake was named by Gentleman's Quarterly Magazine in the March issue as the world's most stylish man. The magazine picked the entertainer to lead a list of the "10 Most Stylish Men in America" after going through several lists of photo...

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Funny story: 2008's hottest couples

2008's hottest couples

The nominations are: Jesse McCartney and Miley Cyrus Zac Efron and Anne Hestia Kevin Brody and Hilary Duff Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie John Mayor and Haylie Duff Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, Sadly Vanessa Hudgens was left out this year because of her break up with Zac, Jesse and Justin. And the winners are: Zac and Anneā€¦ thought they haven't been together for long but as you...

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Funny story: Jayden James Is Justin Timberlake's Only Love Child

Jayden James Is Justin Timberlake's Only Love Child

Secret DNA tests, carried out by me in my bedroom, have proved conclusively that the father of Jayden James, Britney Spears' second child, is, in fact, Justin Timberlake, Britney's childhood sweetheart.

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Funny story: Justin Timerlake's sweet treat

Justin Timerlake's sweet treat

Ever wondered why Justin Timberlake has flocks of girls pining after him? Well the answer's simple: he's made of chocolate.

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Funny story: K-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album

K-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album

Troubled pop sensation Britney Spears was buoyed by news of plans to release a tribute album of her work featuring ex-partners Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed.

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Funny story: New Bin Laden recording produced by Timbaland

New Bin Laden recording produced by Timbaland

An audio recording purportedly from al-Qaida terrorist bushwhacker Osama bin Laden calls for Sunny-D insurgents in Iraq to unite and make sweet sweet love. The tape though is also significant for the involvement of...

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Funny story: Madonna and Justin(e) to lock lips at up coming MTV awards in Las Vegas next month; Madonna feels young again

Madonna and Justin(e) to lock lips at up coming MTV awards in Las Vegas next month; Madonna feels young again

Hollywood, California - Although it is rumored that Justin is Madonna's new boy-toy, in actuality, the two have been secretly rehearsing together in preparation for their joint performance on stage at the up coming MTV awards in Las Vegas next mo...

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Funny story: Britney refuses duet with Justin; says she won't sing his Emmy nominated song, 'Junk in a Box'; critics call her decision career suicide

Britney refuses duet with Justin; says she won't sing his Emmy nominated song, 'Junk in a Box'; critics call her decision career suicide

Hollywood, California - After taking a week off his busy career to help revive hers, former girlfriend, Britney, stood up Justin Timberlake by refusing to fly out to his Virginia Beach studio to record a duet with her former beau. According to Britne...

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