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Funny story: Julian Assange Has Escaped From Custody

Julian Assange Has Escaped From Custody

Julian Assange, the man who was arrested by British police at the Ecuador Embassy in London on Thursday, has slipped past his captors and has miraculously escaped. You might say, "there has been a leak". Mr. Assange was being detained at a poli...

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Funny story: Giant Fatberg Discovered Under Former Assange Dugout At Ecuador’s London Embassy

Giant Fatberg Discovered Under Former Assange Dugout At Ecuador’s London Embassy

London, UK - (Assange Mess): Ecuador’s envoy in London has had to evacuate the country’s embassy building after emergency pest control found a rotting 30-ton grease ball under Julian Assange’s former cellar lair. The fugitive from justice was nabb...

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Funny story: Trump’s Tax Returns, School Grades And SAT Scores Released By WikiLeaks

Trump’s Tax Returns, School Grades And SAT Scores Released By WikiLeaks

Following the eviction of Julian Assange and his cat from the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, an information dump to all the world news agencies was automatically released, spilling out Donald Trump’s tax returns for the last ten years, high school and...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks Gets Plugged: The 10 Reasons Why

WikiLeaks Gets Plugged: The 10 Reasons Why

April 12, 2019 London, United Kingdom In an exclusive interview with award-winning reporter, Amiko Aventurista, the Ecuadorian Ambassador to the United Kingdom, Senior Maximo Frutuoso De La Cruz Rodriquez, explained his 10 reasons why Julian Assa...

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Funny story: Assange, Snowden, Shrdlu: Three Exiles in Conversation

Assange, Snowden, Shrdlu: Three Exiles in Conversation

Reykjavik, Iceland. Just before WikiLeaks founder and director Julian Assange was taken into custody Thursday by the British government, the WikiLeaks editorial staff in Reykjavik began to record a conference call between the world's three most promi...

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Funny story: Ecuador Falls from List of Top Ten Asylum Destinations for Journalists

Ecuador Falls from List of Top Ten Asylum Destinations for Journalists

Following the arrest of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London after President Lenin Moreno rescinded the diplomatic asylum Ecuador granted Assange in 2012, Ecuador plummeted off the list of top ten asylum destinations f...

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Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi, Lord Lucan, Shergar, MH370 Airliner Etc All Suspected Of Hiding In Ecuador Embassy Alongside Julian Assange

Jamal Khashoggi, Lord Lucan, Shergar, MH370 Airliner Etc All Suspected Of Hiding In Ecuador Embassy Alongside Julian Assange

London, UK - (Houdini Mess): Armed cops have surrounded Ecuador’s UK embassy where Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is holed up in a cat piss-soaked basement awaiting extradition to the United Snakes. The 69 year-old fugitive continues to brazen...

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Funny story: Democrats and Republicans Alike Lose Track of Why They Officially Condemn Whistleblower Chelsea Manning

Democrats and Republicans Alike Lose Track of Why They Officially Condemn Whistleblower Chelsea Manning

“This man-woman is putting our entire freedom of the press at risk!” declared President Trump. “If we start letting confused, troubled people sell their secrets to Wikileaks in order to fund their sex-change operations, what’s next? Rigged elections?...

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Funny story: An Oscar For Donald Trump?

An Oscar For Donald Trump?

What? Isn't Donald Trump getting an Oscar for his presidential performance for the last two years? But he was so lovely to Putin, Kim Jung-un, the oligarchs, Julian Assange, Erdogan, and the Nazis. Trump failed to win the popular vote for a nomina...

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Funny story: Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Already heralded as an omen for the new year, today’s incident in a major American city (anonymous in this report) has brought significant developments. That the elevator was also crowded has added to how to respond to the problem. Numerous que...

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Funny story: Galapagos Twitchers In A Flap At FBI Grand Jury Subpoena

Galapagos Twitchers In A Flap At FBI Grand Jury Subpoena

Galápagos Islands, Ecuador - (Agencies, Associated Mess): There are reports this weekend that FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has subpoenaed a dozen indigenous Ecuadorian ‘bird watchers’ in the ongoing Rump Golden Showers Witch *unt probe. Pap...

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Funny story: Did Fraud Get Trump Into White House?

Did Fraud Get Trump Into White House?

So, if Donald Trump and partner Mike Pence got into the White House through fraud, doesn’t that mean that they go straight out of the White House and into the jailhouse? Sure, after a trial and all that legal wrangling and finagling, unless they plea...

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Funny story: Huawei exec Meng Wangzhou flees to Ecuador embassy in Vancouver

Huawei exec Meng Wangzhou flees to Ecuador embassy in Vancouver

Reports indicate President Moreno of Ecuador, sitting at his desk, snapped his pencil on hearing of a new asylum seeker at an Ecuador embassy. He is rumored to have said: "At least she’s rich.” This time it’s Meng Wanzhou, 46, CFO of Chinese te...

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Funny story: White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

Mr. Trump and his staff are considering ways to bolster support toward re-election in 2020, following significant re-evaluation of the nation’s midterms. Despite Mr. Trump’s earlier claims of “victory,” increased ballot count shows continued Democ...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

A wave of news yesterday that Mr. Assange is under new danger has brought urgency to finally resolving his case. Mr. Assange’s mouth, as happened with Mr. Khashoggi, has become “far too dangerous for the ordinary person’s understanding of the new...

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Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman flees to Turkey’s embassy in Riyadh

Mohammed bin Salman flees to Turkey’s embassy in Riyadh

Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MbS), next in line to the King, is now reported taking refuge (or vanished) inside Turkey’s Embassy in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. This news comes following the controversy over Jamal Khashoggi’s disappearance inside th...

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Funny story: US reported mulling application of Khashoggi case to Assange

US reported mulling application of Khashoggi case to Assange

Mr. Trump, concerned over an arms sales deal with Saudi Arabia worth $110billion, is being cautious over the Jamal Khashoggi case. An investigation with teeth in it could interrupt his friendship with the Saudis and affect arms deals down the road...

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