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Funny story: Taxidermist To The Stars: He Stuffed And Mounted President Biden

Taxidermist To The Stars: He Stuffed And Mounted President Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Until now, all the efforts of man to restore the skin of his fellow creature to its natural form and beauty, have proved fruitless. Previous attempts by taxidermists to stuff and mount a member of his own specie have only produced…

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Funny story: Easter Bunny Rescues The President

Easter Bunny Rescues The President

BILLINGSGATE POST: Who’s calling the shots? President Biden seemingly was in full control of the White House’s Easter egg roll when he was interrupted by none other than the Easter Bunny. No. It wasn’t really an Easter Bunny. It was a staffer dre…

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Funny story: Biden Claims He was Once the Easter Bunny: "Colored Eggs are Just as Bright as White Eggs"

Biden Claims He was Once the Easter Bunny: "Colored Eggs are Just as Bright as White Eggs"

The White House- Joe Biden, supposed President of the United States, added the Easter Bunny to his impressive resume today. The outlandish claim was made during opening remarks at the annual Easter Egg Roll on the White House grounds on Easter Monday…

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Funny story: Biden: Your Mutt And Revolving Fire Hydrants Can Solve Our Energy Crisis

Biden: Your Mutt And Revolving Fire Hydrants Can Solve Our Energy Crisis

BILLINGSGATE POST: Forget the miles and miles of lizard-killing solar energy panels that spoil our great outdoors. Forget the ubiquitous windmills that dot our prairies and seas. Forget the promising use of hydrogen fuel to run our engines; likewis…

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Funny story: President Biden Calls Afghani President Abu Taboo Fashu and Thanks Him For Not Acting Like That Evil SOB Putin

President Biden Calls Afghani President Abu Taboo Fashu and Thanks Him For Not Acting Like That Evil SOB Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki stated that POTUS recently called up President Abu Taboo Fashu, the Taliban president of Afghanistan. President Biden expressed his appreciation to Fashu for acting like a ci…

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Funny story: Prior To Russian Invading Ukraine, President Biden Was Thinking About Making It The 51st State

Prior To Russian Invading Ukraine, President Biden Was Thinking About Making It The 51st State

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Alpha Beta News Agency has just noted that President Biden was seriously thinking about making Ukraine the 51st state. ABNA revealed that he had consulted with 7 of the leading annexation experts who were pai…

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Funny story: Joe Biden: The G.O.A.T.

Joe Biden: The G.O.A.T.

Joe Biden may be down, which is not surprising considering what he has accomplished in a little over a year. He badly botched the nation’s withdrawal from Afghanistan. Of course, he was distracted by Omnicom from which almost as many Americans died…

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Funny story: Will Smith: “I’m Not Gonna Hit You. The Hell I’m Not!”

Will Smith: “I’m Not Gonna Hit You. The Hell I’m Not!”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since John Wayne suddenly changed his mind in the movie, McClintock!, has there been such a reversal of course versus one’s initial statement. When President Biden went off-script by suggesting that Vladimir Putin lose his…

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Funny story: Biden's "Putin must go" leads to new interpretations of "Let's go Brandon"

Biden's "Putin must go" leads to new interpretations of "Let's go Brandon"

Mr. Biden's current pronouncement that "Putin must go" has brought an almost immediate response from US intelligence. Laying out whoever "must go" has of course been a noble sentiment from far back in political discourse, including as applied to M…

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Funny story: “For God’s Sake, This Man Cannot Remain In Power”

“For God’s Sake, This Man Cannot Remain In Power”

Big so what? Everyone in the world recognizes Vladimir Putin is killing innocent people, destroying homes, cities, cutting off water supplies, bombing hospitals, turning a landscape to ashes. Get real, folks. Stop your nervous Nellie antics. Whit…

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Funny story: Newsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Newsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Washington - Rightwing news and opinion channel Newsmax has decided to introduce a new streaming service that will devote itself entirely to the issues surrounding revelations contained in a laptop computer apparently left at a repair shop by Hunter…

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Funny story: Like A Bad Neighbor, Kamala Is There: Biden’s Insurance Policy

Like A Bad Neighbor, Kamala Is There: Biden’s Insurance Policy

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a latter-day Cleghorn Leghorn, Joe Biden blustered into the Democrat chicken coop and picked a chick that had been handed down from one rooster to another for twenty years. Even Donald Duck had a run with her. He loved her c…

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Funny story: President Biden To Visit Ukraine

President Biden To Visit Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Jen Psaki has just announced that President Biden will be traveling to Ukraine within the next few days. Psaki, whose name is pronounced "Saki," like the Japanese drink, pointed out that traveli…

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Funny story: New US Congress to implement super DST

New US Congress to implement super DST

Mar a Largo - A new US Congress is already meeting. Comprised of projected winners, they have written a bill shaking the current administration in their diapers. Inspired by recent bills to make Daylight Savings Permanent, the new bill will sprin…

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin: Bad Boy Or So Misunderstood?

Vladimir Putin: Bad Boy Or So Misunderstood?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot; all had something in common: Each sang in the church choir before becoming tyrants who launched war on their people, killing millions before being swept into the dustbin of history. Now Vladim…

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Funny story: Ukraine: The Biggest Rat F*ck Since The Trojan Horse

Ukraine: The Biggest Rat F*ck Since The Trojan Horse

BILLINGSGATE POST: As far as wartime rat f*cks go, twenty-six centuries have passed since the Mother Of All Rat F*cks (MOARF) occurred. First mentioned in Homer’s Odyssey, the story of the Trojan Horse is well-known. It describes how Greek soldiers w…

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Funny story: President Biden Plans to Invade Russia Sometime In The Summer

President Biden Plans to Invade Russia Sometime In The Summer

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire World) – A reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine recently sat down with President Biden at the White House swimming pool. Reporter Savannah Bamboo, older sister of Tabloid Today’s Papaya Bamboo, had an extensive c…

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