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Funny story: Elon Musk Tells President Biden That When His Musk Astronauts Land on Mars – The Planet Becomes The Property of Elon Musk Inc.

Elon Musk Tells President Biden That When His Musk Astronauts Land on Mars – The Planet Becomes The Property of Elon Musk Inc.

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire Elon Musk recently told Oprah Winfrey that he’s not conceited, he’s just cock-sure. The man who could single-handedly feed half-a-dozen third world countries with money from his miscellaneous fund stated…

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Funny story: Mr. Joe: The Hoarse Whisperer

Mr. Joe: The Hoarse Whisperer

BILLINGSGATE POST: There is every reason to believe that President Biden would be lost if not for his Teleprompter. But there are those who believe that when he is squinting his eyes, as if he were looking into the sun, the words coming out of his mo…

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Funny story: A Well-Known Terrorist Group Has Purchased a Popular Fast Food Restaurant In Florida

A Well-Known Terrorist Group Has Purchased a Popular Fast Food Restaurant In Florida

HURRICANE HAVEN, Florida – (Satire News) - The Eyes Like a Hawk Detective Agency has just made it known that three individuals who are believed to be charter members of the Mofoliban terrorist group have just purchased a fast food hamburger restaura…

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Funny story: CDC updates COVID-19 guidelines for glory holes

CDC updates COVID-19 guidelines for glory holes

The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today new COVID-19 guidelines for managers, employees and patrons of glory holes. The new measures permit fully-vaccinated patrons to go maskless at a glory hole, and also spe…

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Funny story: Biden to waive patents for vaccines in exchange for India's best tandoori chicken recipe

Biden to waive patents for vaccines in exchange for India's best tandoori chicken recipe

US President Joe Biden announced today his administration was willing to change its stance on assisting India in its catastrophic battle with COVID-19. Biden is willing to send the proprietary scientific details about the production of the Pfizer…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Super-Duper Second Great Big Lie

Donald Trump’s Super-Duper Second Great Big Lie

There are many Trump lies, but one of the first and biggest was former President Barack Obama was born in Kenya. That lie had a lifespan of many years. However, the Obama-Kenya lie is presently in the footnotes of history. Trump, the perpetrator…

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Funny story: President Joe Biden To Meet With President Vladimir Putin and President Kim Jong-un In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

President Joe Biden To Meet With President Vladimir Putin and President Kim Jong-un In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Biden White House is that President Joe Biden will be traveling to the beautiful resort city of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in September to meet with the leaders of Russia and North Korea, Vladimi…

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Funny story: TOUCHDOWN! Chinese Rocket Falls On Elmer Smuckmeister’s Out House

TOUCHDOWN! Chinese Rocket Falls On Elmer Smuckmeister’s Out House

BILLINGSGATE POST: “WTF!” The chances of hitting a populated area are small, but not zero. The Long March 5B rocket carrying China’s Tianhe space station from the Wenchang Space Launch Center in southern China on April 29, was carried out despite the…

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Funny story: What BIG LIE? - Is Donald Trump "The Truth"?

What BIG LIE? - Is Donald Trump "The Truth"?

There appears to be a BIG LIE in the USA, perpetuated by loser Donald Trump and his hoodwinked friends in the Republican Party. The twice impeached president and un-indicted co-conspirator Donald Trump claim he won the 2020 election! Imagine! An…

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Funny story: Kamala, Poozleosi and Biden: Two Jerks and a Squirt

Kamala, Poozleosi and Biden: Two Jerks and a Squirt

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Pantheon of fools, the Three Stooges were without peer. But that was nearly 80 years ago. Since then, they have been outshone and nearly forgotten as the years passed by. They were active from 1922 until 1970. Best remember…

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Funny story: Biden Announces New Gun Reforms

Biden Announces New Gun Reforms

President Joe Biden has announced sweeping changes to US gun laws in an attempt to halt the rising incidences of police and mass shootings. "All guns will be modified to fire gobs of whipped cream instead of bullets. Like in Bugsy Malone," said t…

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Funny story: Biden Tucks $100m In Stimulus For American Made Meth

Biden Tucks $100m In Stimulus For American Made Meth

Pittsburg, PA - On Tuesday, Biden laid out an ambitious infrastructure plan to get every single American moving again. Those of us above ground—and basement dwellers, alike. Digging deeper into the nearly 25 thousand page bill, he meant it, too!…

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Funny story: Joe Biden's Dog To Attend Trump University

Joe Biden's Dog To Attend Trump University

President Joseph Biden’s dog, the Major, has been enrolled in the now-defunct Trump University. The Old Trump University has diversified, announced Ivanka, as the new PR director and spokesperson for the school. She added a need to empower more d…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People

Joe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People

President Biden's 3-year-old German Shepherd, Major, has bitten his second victim in two weeks, this time on the White House South Lawn, on Monday. "So far, neither hapless victim has turned into a vampire or werewolf, so we can all breathe easy,…

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Funny story: Trump Is A Wedding Party Entertainer At Mar-a-Lago

Trump Is A Wedding Party Entertainer At Mar-a-Lago

It seems that Donald Trump is at the center stage once again. Not as the White House resident, but as a wedding party entertainer at Mar-a-Lago. And he didn’t have to be voted into the job. Wearing a black-tie, Trump wanders into the ballroom bef…

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Funny story: Joe Biden: Now Don’t Tell Me I’ve Nothing To Do

Joe Biden: Now Don’t Tell Me I’ve Nothing To Do

BILLINGSGATE POST: It has been reported, that for the nearly nine months preceding the Presidential election, while Joe Biden was sequestered in his basement, he wore out the recliner mechanism on two Naugahyde BarcaLoungers. Although he did ge…

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Funny story: Biden appoints Gates Head of FARTA and air quality passports

Biden appoints Gates Head of FARTA and air quality passports

Following the appointment of Ms. Harris to the border problem, President Biden has turned to another ally to help him run the country. Mr. Gates of Microsoft is now in command of human air quality in the US through the agency FARTA (Foreign Air Re…

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