BILLINGSGATE POST: With the pending indictment and arrest of Donald Trump for paying off frumpy porn actress Stormy Daniels stirring the current news cycle, Shanghai City Attorney, Wun Hung Low, announced that he was preparing to indict Joe Biden fo…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Salvatore Goombalini, who is the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the entire nation, has just issued a statement, stating that he wants anyone who has money in his 'family's' bank, to rest assured that unlike oth…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, has acknowledged that President Biden is fed up with the fat Asian Pillsbury doughboy, Kim Jong-un. POTUS has warned the little tub of fat cells that he had better…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden told Vox Populi's Tapioca Swizzle that he has instructed his Attorney General Merrick Garland to find a way in which the worthless, no account, oatmeal-for-brains Trump can be sent to Siberia permane…
Mike Pence went to a Gridiron Dinner and had the veal – which was still alive! Pence pulled out a gun and killed the squealing baby cow right in front of everybody … to much applause. Then Pence went onto the stage, wiping off cow’s blood from his…
The President is rumored to be annoyed at Ms. Nuland's recent reference to Mr. Zelensky. "It makes us look whack-o," he supposedly said. However, spokespersons from Ms. Nuland's office have vociferously emphasized that the use of "twisted" in M…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A very reputable source inside the White House has stated (under the table) that POTUS wants Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump incarcerated in a federal prison as soon as humanly possible. President Biden says that f…
Mr. Zelensky himself has added the trip will do him a world of good since he is tired of merely talking all the time. Secretary of State Blinken meanwhile has received strong support for this idea from President Joe Biden and his special advisor V…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Nothing - and I mean nothing - is worse news than hearing your dentist say, “Your teeth look fine, but your gums have to come out,” after viewing your X-Rays. WTF!! Hey! Maybe the next time you stuff your pie hole with sugar…
Plains, GA – After the cameras were turned off, there was a moment of fear and concern as President Biden seemed to nod off while conversing with former President Jimmy Carter at the latter’s home hospice care unit. White House officials were qu…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Royal Fog Research Group notes that the UK's new king, Charles III, has invited the great President Biden to visit him and his stunningly sexy wife, Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles for a sit-down dinner and musical co…
While in Poland, praising the president f Moldova, Biden said he had too many military tanks and planes and weapons of all sorts, and that he needed to “Park them somewhere”. That “where” is Moldova. Reporters asked if he was building up a militar…
While in Poland, Joe Biden sampled some of the local kielbasa and pierogis, with some hot mustard, and release the Belch to End All Belches. The Poles respected him for it. “Putin could never belch so mightily!” said one Polish witness. “I cou…
Joe Biden has asked for the rights to “Rock You Like A Hurricane” from the Scorpions. He wants a cool song to go with his travelling around the world putting fear in the hearts and minds of fascists everywhere. He is also learning to play guitar.
Lauren Boebert thinks it’s time for a new Air Force One, since the one currently in use has been used since 1776. Washington and Jefferson and Franklin used to use it as a party plane and head down to Cancun with their slave honeys for some lolita ac…
Biden visits Ukraine on the one year anniversary of Russia's invading Ukraine - spoiling Putin's Celebration. Marjorie Taylor Greene and other Ultraconservatives all told the Media what a stupid Guy Biden was for doing this. "Zelensky didn't…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who looks like a young Oprah Winfrey, stated that POTUS informed the World Court to sue Chinese President Xi Jinping, China, and the makers of the Spy Balloons for spyin…
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