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Funny story: Josef Fritzl Sentenced To Life In Cellar

Josef Fritzl Sentenced To Life In Cellar

Austrian Josef Fritzl, who kept his daughter in a cellar for 24 years, and fathered her seven children, has been convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment in a cellar! Fritzl, 73, was found guilty of all charges against him, including rape, in...

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Funny story: W H Smug lunch new range of Fritzl-Binders

W H Smug lunch new range of Fritzl-Binders

For anyone wishing to hide their face on the way to the police station or high court, high street stationers W H Smug have launched a special range of A4 Fritzl-Binders for people to hide their face behind. Available in a range of finishes, the bi...

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Funny story: Fritzl Pleads 'Norman Bates' Defence In Court, Then Goes Off On One

Fritzl Pleads 'Norman Bates' Defence In Court, Then Goes Off On One

Austria - There was consternation today as Austrian weirdo and sexual pervert, Josef Fritzl appeared in court to face charges of murder, incest, and rape. Fritzl, 74, made his way into the courtroom holding a loose leaf folder over his face, which...

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Funny story: 'Mother groomed me into what I am today!' fetid incest nutter Fritz tells judge

'Mother groomed me into what I am today!' fetid incest nutter Fritz tells judge

Amstetten, Austria - (Sordid Third Reich Mess): "Ja, Eva Braun was my mother and taught me all the dark arts a man could ever need," Austrian dungeon master Joseph Fritzl told the judge today. A hushed courtroom then heard how that Fritzl used Ber...

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Funny story: Josef Fritzl Nonchalant At Court Appearance

Josef Fritzl Nonchalant At Court Appearance

Josef Fritzl, the Austrian Bunker King, who kept his daughter in a cellar under his home for 24 years whilst he fathered children with her, appeared in court today in St Poelten, accused of murder, rape and incest, but displayed an air of seeming non...

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Funny story: Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl guest of honor at Joerg Haidar funeral

Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl guest of honor at Joerg Haidar funeral

Vienna, Austria - (Fascist Ass Mess): Joseph Fritzl is to be guest of honor at tomorrow's funeral of his gay Nazi bumbandit son Joerg Haidar. Fritzl's day-release pass from Amstetten Jail has been granted on compassionate grounds for the high noon...

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Funny story: Polish cops keep mum as incest nutter hires Joseph Fritzl lawyers

Polish cops keep mum as incest nutter hires Joseph Fritzl lawyers

Grodzisk, Poland - (Sordid Ass Mess): Police in Grodzisk are keeping mum after a Polish copycat incest nutter who emulated Joseph Fritzl by imprisoning his 21 year-old daughter for six years and fathering her two children hired the Austrian pervert'...

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Funny story: Austrian incest nutter Fritzl says Gary Glitter is his firstborn

Austrian incest nutter Fritzl says Gary Glitter is his firstborn

Amstetten - (Sordid Ass Mess): Austrian incest wacko Joseph Fritzl has told his lawyer that beleagured UK sex molestor Gary Glitter is his eldest child. Fritzl, 84, said that the birth mother was a lady-in-waiting to Hellfire Club grande dame the...

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Funny story: Bastille Day shockhorror for Joseph Fritzl-gag French president

Bastille Day shockhorror for Joseph Fritzl-gag French president

Paris - (Merde Alors Mess): An Interpol DNA swab is set to unmask yet another hideous Bonapartist/Nazi collaboration cover-up on Bastille Day naming President Nicholas Sarkozy as Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's 'forgotten' son.

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Funny story: Austrian incest nutter Fritzl demands Lucrezia Borgia-style trial by ecclesiastical court

Austrian incest nutter Fritzl demands Lucrezia Borgia-style trial by ecclesiastical court

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for Austrian incest addict Joseph Fritzl have played the Lucrezia Borgia card after receiving an anonymous $500,000 bung from followers of the Grail Family Movement cult.

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Funny story: Fritzl's incest dungeon to be Creation Museum exhibit

Fritzl's incest dungeon to be Creation Museum exhibit

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's hellish concentration camp basement is to be moved lock, stock and fetid barrel to Kentucky's Creation Museum.

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Funny story: Vatican shielding monster Fritzl's twin brother

Vatican shielding monster Fritzl's twin brother

Vatican City - (Goddawful Mess): A papal adviser on family planning issues is being shielded by Vatican spooks after being exposed as Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's long lost secret twin brother.

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Funny story: Austrian cellar daughter grasses up Opus Dei

Austrian cellar daughter grasses up Opus Dei

Amstetten, Austria - (Hitler's Pope Mess): Austrian incest nutter's daughter Kerstin Fritzl has come out of a coma and vowed to turn in her lurid father's accomplices.

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Funny story: Joseph Fritzl, Warren Jeffs challenge Dick Cheney's incest claims

Joseph Fritzl, Warren Jeffs challenge Dick Cheney's incest claims

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Dick Cheney's claims naming West Virginia as the incest capital of the world have been poo-pooed by Austrian famly sex nutter Joseph Fritzl and Texan fundamental polygamist swine Warren Jeffs.

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Funny story: Bishop claims Fritzl is defrocked priest and disgraced prophet of doomsday Grail Movement

Bishop claims Fritzl is defrocked priest and disgraced prophet of doomsday Grail Movement

Staffordshire - (Bell Book & Candle Mess): An Anglican bishop has said that Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl is a defrocked former priest and failed one-time prophet of the fascist Grail Movement doomsday cult.

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Funny story: German Ark of the Covenant Trail Archaeologist Contacts Frtizl Case Police

German Ark of the Covenant Trail Archaeologist Contacts Frtizl Case Police

Austria - (Rotten Ass Mess): A top University of Humbug archaeology professor working on a search for the Ark of the Covenant has contacted Amstetten police with vital new data.

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Funny story: Austrian cellar expert Josef Fritzl to receive Nobel Peace Prize

Austrian cellar expert Josef Fritzl to receive Nobel Peace Prize

In a dramatic move by the eponymous foundation located in some strange-sounding town in Norway, the main Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Austrian and father of who knows how many incentuous or otherwise children, Josef Fritzl.

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