Jordan has finally decided she has had enough of living in the spotlight and wants to quit the UK. "I am sick and tired of being followed and pointed at everywhere I go. So I have decided to live in a country where I will have more privacy." An...
A set of metal books, each 'page' no bigger than a credit card, have been discovered in Jordan. A flash flood 'miraculously' uncovered two niches in which the books were found. Some are still sealed. Now comes the question? Do we REALLY want to know if these are truly the Diaries of Jesus? What if he was a Spoofer of his day and the contents result in the crashing of Christianity and ot...
Glamour girl Jordan aka Katie Price has formed an unlikely alliance with Justin Bieber. The busty model has made friends with Bieber and has taken him to Hamleys toy store and has bought his a remote controlled car. Katie Price also took her kid...
Just in - ambulance crews inform us here at Skoob News that some woman, claiming to be Jordan got entangled in a deckchair yesterday afternoon in Clacton, Essex, after being threatened by what appeared to be a rabid goldfish. We sent intrepid repo...
That Deliciously tasteful Showbiz Couple Katie Price and Alex Reid today settled for a quickie in a broom cupboard at Crewe railway station. When they'd finished, Katie announced to the gathered Press, 'It's ironic that innit, Me and Alex have a...
Glamour model Katie Price, aka Jordan has opened her big mouth once again. The deluded one has revealed that she believes ex-husband Peter Andre is still in love with her or in chav speak he's still "f****g in love with me". Not only this the c...
Former glamour girl Jordan, aka, Katie Price is to relocate to the Isle of Wight. Jordan is fond of theme park Blackgang Chine where she takes her three children for a treat during the school holidays. It is rumoured that Jordan is looking for a...
There has been much rumour and speculation about the line up for the judges panel of this year's UK X-Factor. With Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole debunking to the USA fevered rumours have been flying about, about which celebrities could replace them.
In a shock move the children of glamour model Jordan have been seized in a dawn swoop by social services. Jordan, otherwise known as Katie Price, is said to be devastated by what has happened. She is shocked that former husband Peter Andre has 'g...
Rapper Usher was today said to be drawing up emergency plans to avoid limelight junkie Jordan - aka Katie Price - following her announcement that she has a crush on him. The shock announcement appears in this week's top celeb organ Heat magazine.
A fur clad Jordan was on the prowl last night on a six hour bender. Jordan was wearing a rabbit-skin black poncho and sheer leopard skin tights, and a furry Russian cossak style hat. Worried friends say that Jordan is facing meltdown after finall...
Glamour girl Katie Price, formally known as Jordan, has been out showing her wild side. She has gone out draped in a black acrylic jacket and tight leopard skin leggings. Katie Price resembles Jane Fonda in 1000 years BC; she is glamourous and sexy and she looks as if she is looking for a handsome hunk of a caveman to come and carry her off to his cave. Katie has been celebrating her divorc...
Katie Price has finally managed to extricate Alex Reid from her house after their marriage fell apart in rather predictable style less than a year after it was formalised. The divorce papers finally came through, and in order to salvage some pride...
Nightclub, ESSEX: Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy, as friends dress here up in a red towel, so no pictures can be taken of her. Devoted Mummy 'JORDAN' left her children with 'Child Minders', as she sported a red towel at a Night Club with 'M...
Surrey police were under fire yesterday for providing glamour model Jordan with a road block. Glamour model Jordan who normally is no shrinking violet in being snapped by the paparazzi asked an aide to see if the police could give her an escort.
The king of Jordan, upset over all the attention Egypt is getting while its citizens call for reform, has dismissed his entire government Tuesday and appointed a new Czar and Prime Minister with orders to implement political reform. American to Engl...
Becoming increasingly desperate for a headline grabbing news story, as the X-Factor dominates the red tops with Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd stories, Katie Price aka Jordan has returned to the ample bosom of the Daily Star by declaring her undying lo...
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