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Funny story: Joran Van der Sloot Retracts Peru Confession

Joran Van der Sloot Retracts Peru Confession

It seems that suspected double-murderer and sociopath, Joran van der Sloot can't make his mind up about whether he really is a killer or not. Van der Sloot has confessed to killing US citizen Natalee Holloway in Aruba, and Stephany Flores in a Lim...

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Funny story: Joran Van der Sloot - Rats Invade My Cell At Night

Joran Van der Sloot - Rats Invade My Cell At Night

Joran Van der Sloot, currently in solitary confinement in a Lima, Peru, prison on suspicion of murdering Stephany Flores in a hotel room has been complaining about conditions in the prison to the Dutch press. Dutch reporter Aarhuis De Grootengronk...

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Funny story: BP's CEO, England's Coach, and Joran Van Der Sloot On The Run as NUNS!

BP's CEO, England's Coach, and Joran Van Der Sloot On The Run as NUNS!

British Petroleum's CEO, Tony Hayward, knew he was fucked when he accidentally told the truth to a reporter that he wanted his life back. Then all those made-up "fixes" kept not working, now this one sort of works but all of the American southern co...

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Funny story: Van der Sloot: I know where Amelia Earhart is Buried!

Van der Sloot: I know where Amelia Earhart is Buried!

Serial sociopath Joran van der Sloot, saying 'get me outta here, my hemorrhoids are killing me', told investigators he would lead them to the grave of US aviatrix Amelia Earhart missing since 1937 just prior to WW II. Law enforcement officials in...

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Funny story: Extortion Plots Pouring into FBI

Extortion Plots Pouring into FBI

Word travels fast in the criminal world. Since word of Joran van der Sloot's arrest on charges of killing a Peruvian woman, the more intriguing back story of his ability to bilk $25,000 out of the FBI by promising to tell them where Natalee Holoway's...

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Funny story: FBI's Last Comment to Reality Star van der Sloot After Handing Over $15,000: "Go Break a Neck!"

FBI's Last Comment to Reality Star van der Sloot After Handing Over $15,000: "Go Break a Neck!"

The bizarre story involving the Dutch sociopath just gets more bizarre after it was revealed the FBI taped their sting meeting with Joran, but instead of immediately arresting him, bid the bad actor off with the Hollywood Classic Phrase, "OK Joran..

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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot - "This Is So Unfair"

Joran van der Sloot - "This Is So Unfair"

Incarcerated sociopathic international playboy Joran van der Sloot has apparently complained to his Peruvian jailers that threats against his personal safety made by fellow prisoners are just so unfair. Van der Sloot, arrested after a Lima hotel r...

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Funny story: Amanda Knox to Joran van der Sloot: "Sorry, Dude, You're F***d!"

Amanda Knox to Joran van der Sloot: "Sorry, Dude, You're F***d!"

Convicted Sex Slasher Amanda Knox doing soft time in Italy under the watchful eye of her mentor Silvio Berlusconi, sent a twitter of condolence to Serial Sociopath Joran van der Sloot upon hearing he had confessed to another murder and might be jaile...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin and Joran van der Sloot Tapped for Tarantino Remake of 'Death be not Proud!'

Kate Gosselin and Joran van der Sloot Tapped for Tarantino Remake of 'Death be not Proud!'

Follywood is abuzz with the electric news that Master of Gore, Quentin Tarintino has cast Kate Gosselin and Joran van der Sloot as the leads in the remake of John Gunther's heroic novel "Death Be Not Proud' along with his promise of a new and hor...

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Funny story: Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!

Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!

Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to promote tourism while criticizing Arizona's crack...

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Funny story: In Shocking Interview van der Sloot Claims He Sold Missing Fox Anchor Greta Van Susteran to Vladmir Putin!

In Shocking Interview van der Sloot Claims He Sold Missing Fox Anchor Greta Van Susteran to Vladmir Putin!

Bangkok,Thailand/ Reuters - Talk show host Larry King boosted his sagging ratings with a shocking TV confession by Aruba sociopath Joran van der Sloot that he was responsible for the disappearance of Fox Anchor Greta Van Susteran! The dogged Van S...

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