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Funny story: Woss believes Weptiles Wule

Woss believes Weptiles Wule

Jonathon Woss has been weading up on the believes of David Ike and thinks that his theowy that the world is wun by the Illuminati who are gween weptiles is pwobably twue. David Ike has been lecturing all over the world for years and is managing to...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross To Leave BBC Because He's Not Gay Enough

Jonathan Ross To Leave BBC Because He's Not Gay Enough

The BBC's highest-paid star, chat show host Jonathan Ross, is to leave the corporation in July after 13 years because he is not gay enough. The news was announced last week, and Ross will leave his Friday night BBC1 slot in the summer, and his rad...

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Funny story: The R Factor

The R Factor

Jonathon Woss wants to pwoduce his own television progwamme called The R Factor which will be just like the X Factor but all the singers must be unable to pwonounce the letter R just like Jonathon Woss. Paul Woss Jonathons brother wants him to co...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross to join mobile phone company

Jonathan Ross to join mobile phone company

BBC television presenter and soon to be ex-BBC television presenter Jonathan Ross, noted for not knowing his R's from his elbow, is leaving the BBC to join mobile telephone operator Vodorange3Oh!2 mobile as an agony uncle, advising grandfathers how t...

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Funny story: Jonathon Woss wanted as new Dr Who assistant

Jonathon Woss wanted as new Dr Who assistant

Producers of hit Sci Fi series Dr Who want Jonathon Woss the man who simply cannot pronounce the letter R to be Dr Who's new assistant in the Tawdis. Woss is seriously wevewing the situation and will make a decision soon. Woss said "I quite like t...

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Funny story: Jonathon Woss quits BBC

Jonathon Woss quits BBC

Jonathon Woss the man who simply cannot pwonounce the letter R has quit the BBC after being asked to accept a weduced salary. He alweady gets a Wot more money than all other pwesenters but due to the wecession he was told that his salary would have t...

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Funny story: I am no longer television's top wanker, Jonathan Ross reveals ruefully

I am no longer television's top wanker, Jonathan Ross reveals ruefully

Following crisis talks, Jonathan Ross is coming to terms with the idea that he is no longer leading the salary ranks. After being top of the pay and perks tree for nearly a decade he has slipped below Bruce Forsyth and now comes right behind Graham N...

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Funny story: 4 Poofs And A Piano Split

4 Poofs And A Piano Split

BBC TV presenter Jonathan Ross was said to be "in shock" this morning after it was announced last night that his resident house band, 4 Poofs And A Piano, are to go their own separate ways, citing 'musical differences' for the split. The 4 Poofs,...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut

Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut

US teen queen Miley Cyrus is to have her jaws wired together, not because she's obese, but in a last ditch attempt to make her bloody shut up. Officials in the Cyrus camp admitted privately that allowing the 16 year old starlet, aka Hannah Montana...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross accused of being nice

Jonathan Ross accused of being nice

BBC presenter Jonathan Ross has been accused of being nice to one of his guests on his weekly talkshow. In what is seen as a remarkable scenario, the guest in question was asked to explain what it was like to be surrounded by attractive ladies, when...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Caught On Camera At G20

Russell Brand Caught On Camera At G20

Details are emerging that Russell Brand was caught on camera at the G20 demonstrations in London yesterday. Brand, who resigned his post at the BBC following the Manuelgate scandal was spotted by a TV news crew and asked to comment on what was hap...

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Funny story: Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie awarded Ofcom's £150,000 lewd Beeb phone calls fine

Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie awarded Ofcom's £150,000 lewd Beeb phone calls fine

London - (Andrews Sachs Saga Mess): Russell Brand's ex-zits squeeze Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie is laughing all the way to the sperm bank this weekend. She has just trousered the entire £150,000 Ofcom fine imposed on the BBC for its lewd and...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross to Move Into "Cawavan" After BBC Pay Cut

Jonathan Ross to Move Into "Cawavan" After BBC Pay Cut

Sir Michael Lyons, chairman of the BBC Trust, has announced a new round of pay cuts that could see some of the corporation's top stars with "substantial" drops in salary - some as big as 25%. The cuts, which also include a freeze on executive pay,...

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Funny story: Letters Z and S appear on Jonathan Dross show

Letters Z and S appear on Jonathan Dross show

The letters Z and S appeared on Friday's Jonathan Dross Show, to talk about their long-running and widely-publicised feud. Z was the first guest to appear, and after plugging his new book - 'It ain't Ezee being a Zed' - the letter angrily denounce...

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Funny story: Woss all this shouting? Ross thrown off bus.

Woss all this shouting? Ross thrown off bus.

Jonathan 'Rossy' Woss today sparked fresh controversy when he was thrown off a bus for making obscene phone calls. The mischievous funny man was removed from the 23 bus taking him to BBC Television Centre after passengers complained about the dist...

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Funny story: BBC Apologise Over Ross

BBC Apologise Over Ross

The BBC have been forced to apologise after Jonathan Ross mistakenly said something funny. Ross, the current holder of the coveted unfunniest man on the planet award, told a mildly amusing joke in his weekend comeback show shocking listeners and c...

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Funny story: Sachs disinherits Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie over Russell Brand shagging fiasco

Sachs disinherits Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie over Russell Brand shagging fiasco

London - (Russ/Ross Mess): Comic TV actor Andrew Sachs has disinherited granddaughter Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie for subjecting the family to the lurid Russell Brand shagging farce. Baillie's Daily Screws intimate blow-by-blow revelations "...

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