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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Penniless and Broke Asks Ex-Wife Kate Gosselin For A Loan

Jon Gosselin Penniless and Broke Asks Ex-Wife Kate Gosselin For A Loan

READING, Pennsylvania - it appears that one of the former stars of the television cable show Jon and Kate Plus 8 has fallen on hard times. After his divorce from his wife Kate Gosselin, Jon Gosselin became, in his own words, the South Korean Play...

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Funny story: Reality Shocker: Kate Gosselin Wants It To Go Back To 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'

Reality Shocker: Kate Gosselin Wants It To Go Back To 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has appeared on Dancing With The Stars where she pretty much showed America that she ain't no dancer. Then she traveled up to Alaska with the eight kiddoes and visited the Palins and went wilderness camping an...

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Funny story: "Santa Doesn't Make Christmas Presents, Our Asian Relatives Do": Gosselin Brats Screw Up Christmas For Classmates:

"Santa Doesn't Make Christmas Presents, Our Asian Relatives Do": Gosselin Brats Screw Up Christmas For Classmates:

They're just six-years-old, but the Gosselin kids are being bratty a--holes at a third or fourth grade level, after telling all of their classmates that Santa doesn't exists. "What f--king turds these kids are," said their school principal. "The (...

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Funny story: Kate Plus 8 : Kate Returns And Takes The Kids To Sea Cove Where She Gets Bit By A Penguin

Kate Plus 8 : Kate Returns And Takes The Kids To Sea Cove Where She Gets Bit By A Penguin

READING, Pennsylvania - After having her reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 cancelled, divorcing Jon, and making a complete fool of herself on Dancing With The Stars, Kate Gosselin, alias King Kate is back, $7,000 hair extensions and all. And that i...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Files Court Papers For It To Be "Jon Plus 8 Minus Kate"

Jon Gosselin Files Court Papers For It To Be "Jon Plus 8 Minus Kate"

PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin the former Jon of the old reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, has filed documents in the state court that state that he wants the kids taken away from their mother Kate, aka "King Kate," and custody given to him. Jon stated...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Dating The Lesbian Pedicurist On "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

Jon Gosselin Dating The Lesbian Pedicurist On "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Jon Gosselin formerly of Jon and Kate Plus 8 and ex-husband of Kate Gosselin has admitted that he is in fact dating Ribby Updyke, the lesbian pedicurist on the reality show The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Offers To Sell Photos of Jon's 3-Inch "Winky" To The Supermarket Tabloids

Kate Gosselin Offers To Sell Photos of Jon's 3-Inch "Winky" To The Supermarket Tabloids

PITTSBURGH - Kate Gosselin, the Kate of the cancelled reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, was in town shopping for three washing machines when she was asked how she is holding up since her divorce. The 34-year-old mother of eight replied that she w...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Says That Hailey Glassman Is Right About Jon Gosselin's Little Bitty 3-Inch "Winky"

Kate Gosselin Says That Hailey Glassman Is Right About Jon Gosselin's Little Bitty 3-Inch "Winky"

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland - Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 fame was in Annapolis speaking before a meeting of The American Mothers of Sextuplets Society. Kate, who recently, had a $7,000 hairdo job done, was all smiles as she talked about her eigh...

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Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Have Been Asked To Sing The National Anthem At The Super Bowl

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Have Been Asked To Sing The National Anthem At The Super Bowl

MILWAUKEE - One of the most popular duos in America Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were in the 'Beer City' on a promotional tour for their movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Efron and Hudgens have been to 20 different cities in the past 20 days. Za...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Is Dissed Big Time By Ex-Girlfriend Hailey Glassman

Jon Gosselin Is Dissed Big Time By Ex-Girlfriend Hailey Glassman

GREENWICH, Connecticut - Hailey Glassman who until recently was Jon Gosselin's girlfriend hopes that he will be happy with his new girlfriend Morgan Christie. Glassman who is 22, said that she dumped Jon, former co-star of the reality show, Jon an...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin: "My new hair extensions make me look six kids younger, don't you think?"

Kate Gosselin: "My new hair extensions make me look six kids younger, don't you think?"

"I could never have longhair before," explained Kate Gosselin as she sat in a hair salon chair admiring her new hair extensions with a handheld mirror. "You know, because Jon always kept getting bubble gum, popsicle sticks or his sticky fingers stuck up all in it. That's how I ended up with that crazy looking hairdo. I was always having to cut it and all the time it kept getting shorter and shorte...

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Funny story: France Adopts A Brand New Flag

France Adopts A Brand New Flag

PARIS - The French government realizing that they have to get with the program and become politically correct has decided to replace their country's traditional flag with one that is much more appropriate and in keeping with the modern day French att...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Spends Christmas With Her Bodyguard

Kate Gosselin Spends Christmas With Her Bodyguard

WERNERSVILLE, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin and her eight kids spent Christmas with her bodyguard Steve Nield at her quasi-ranch which was awarded to her by the divorce hearing judge. Kate was quick to point out that Mr. Nield had been accompanied...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin's Apartment Ransacked - Police Will Question Elin Nordegren

Jon Gosselin's Apartment Ransacked - Police Will Question Elin Nordegren

MANHATTAN - It has not been too good a year for Jon Gosselin. First, his TV reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8 gets cancelled, then he and Kate get a divorce, and now his apartment has been ransacked. NYPD detectives have questioned several of Gos...

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Funny story: Regis Philbin Confides: Kelly Ripa May Be Out, Kate Gosselin May Be In

Regis Philbin Confides: Kelly Ripa May Be Out, Kate Gosselin May Be In

NEW YORK CITY - Regis Philbin's barber, Sal the Pal, has stated that Regis confided to him that he is seriously thinking of dumping little pixie Kelly Ripa and replacing her with the more younger and womanly Kate Gosselin. Philbin the star of Liv...

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Funny story: Jon and Kate Gosselin's Divorce Is Final - Jon Asks Tiger Woods If He Can Have His Little Black Book

Jon and Kate Gosselin's Divorce Is Final - Jon Asks Tiger Woods If He Can Have His Little Black Book

PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin of the now cancelled Jon and Kate Plus 8, was in town visiting the Heinz Ketchup Corporation where he recently applied for a job in the tomato smashing department. Jon was asked about his divorce and how he had come out.

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's New Book: The Story of King Kate - The Real Reasons Why I Cannot Get A Date

Kate Gosselin's New Book: The Story of King Kate - The Real Reasons Why I Cannot Get A Date

TUCSON - Kate Gosselin of the cancelled reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in town at The Book 'Em Danno Book Store. She is on her western leg of her book signing tour for her new book, The Story of King Kate - The Real Reasons Why I Cannot Get...

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