Vicious John Venables the murdering scumbag has a licence to change his name and location whenever he wants. Venables along with Robert Thomson murdered two year old James Bulger after torturing him. Every change of name and location costs a f...
Joint-murderer of James Bulger Jon Venables, who has been returned to custody after allegedly violating the terms of his release, has been badly let down by Gordon Brown and his incompetent government, I was told by a senior figure with a handlebar m...
Convicted child killers Jon Venables and Robert Thompson today had their voting rights returned based on a Council of Europe determination that to refuse criminals the right to vote was 'a denial of their HUMAN rights.' The killers, now released...
London - (Rotters): A conspiracy theory website that outed Gerry McCann as 'Jon Venables' DNA father' says it has proof - about 99° alcohol by volume/proof - that George W Bush is the Grandpappy behind the cover-up. The site says UK retops bugged...
Jamie Bulger's killer Jon Venables was banged up again after it was discovered that he had applied to be a Boy Scout Leader, a source close to this newspaper revealed yesterday. Cops allegedly collared Venables as he left a Boy Scout Troop meeting...
London - (Abduction Mess): The Jon Venables media storm has taken a startling new turn as police begin investigating former Bulger killer accomplice Robert Thompson's 'Somali pirates' kidnap claims. Muckers of the 27 year-old told told the Daily C...
London - (Rioters): In a move that outguns even the most rabidly paranoid UK tabloid reporting leading conspiracy nutters website TinFoilHatters-R-Us.con has named Gerry McCann as Jon Venables' DNA father. The Belize-based cyber-rag also says Brit...
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Convicted child killer Robert Thompson's new ID has been shattered to smithereens this weekend following reports that since 2001 he has had a grace and favor job as a Buckingham Palace flunkey. The 27 year-old is apparen...
With the truth about the reason for child killer Jon Venables' reincarceration unlikely to be revealed anytime soon, I can exclusively reveal that Britain's notorious tabloid press have taken a leaf out of this Spoof writer's illustrious book and sim...
A Whistleblower who works with the police has reported that evil Jon Venables is an Evil Walter Mitty character. Venables murdered two year old James Bulger,with his equally evil accomplice Robert Thompson in 1993 after torturing the toddler beforeha...
Merseyside - (Rotters): Media reports that Jon Venables is to be given a second post-jail ID by worried Prison Department officials will bring the total of his identities since birth to four. Like his former accomplice in crime Robert Thompson the...
London - (Rioters): The TinFoilHatters'R'Us.con site reported today that the convicted child killer is back behind bars because he was caught trying to fly to Russia 'to see his DNA father Vladimir Putin'. An editorial this weekend will also asser...
A man standing outside the Home Office today admitted that the new identity of Jon Venables, the brutal killer of toddler Jamie Bulger on Merseyside in 1993, has indeed been compromised and is available on the internet. The spokesman didn't say ex...
Jon Venables, the evil murderer, has lived a life of luxury with everything paid for by a government of complete arse holes. Evil Venables, together with his accomplice Robert Thompson, brutally murdered two year old James Bulger in 1993 after tor...
Essex - (Ass Mess): The former England coach moved quickly today to distance himself from any connection to jailed child killer Jon Venables who is back in the slammer for unspecified parole infringements. "Similar names," El-Tel commented, "so wh...
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