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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Injured After Salami Falls Out Of Pants!

Jon Gosselin Injured After Salami Falls Out Of Pants!

Jon Gosselin, formerly of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" fame and described by Kate as having a really tiny penis, was injured Wednesday as he and a new girlfriend danced night before last. The event happened in San Francisco's "Club: Bodego Red " as t...

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Funny story: Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Two of the Jon and Kate Gosselin boys have been kicked out of their second grade class according to a report just coming in. The note from merely stated that, at the present, the two were too distracting to have in class. Many blame the Gosseli...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin Compare Short 'Tails'

Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin Compare Short 'Tails'

After Kate Gosselin told the whole world about Jon Gosselin being a little short on length and Elin Woods stated a similar story about Tiger Woods, the two have been seen together at a clinic in Beverly Hills. Although neither admitted anything, t...

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Funny story: The Alaskan Wilderness Adventures of Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin

The Alaskan Wilderness Adventures of Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska and Kate Gosselin, the former wife of Korean 'playboy wannabee' Jon "The 3-Inch" Gosselin are both thrilled to be able to spend sometime together, but not in a gay or lesbian way of course.

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Reunion Dinner Minus Kate

Dancing With The Stars Reunion Dinner Minus Kate

Seems there's no love lost between this year's contestants on Dancing with the Stars (DWTS) and Kate Gosselin. There is a reunion dinner planned and someone forgot to invite Kate. Strike that, they all forgot to invite her, and she's none too happy a...

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Funny story: Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

LOS ANGELES - The couple who went from being the happiest couple in America to being the meanest, angriest, most effed up couple within a few short weeks is back in the headlines. Jake "The Snake" Pavelka says that Vienna "The Whore" Girardi is no...

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Funny story: Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

As if it couldn't get any worse for incarcerated Peruvian Jail Queen Joran van der Sloot, today he found out from sadistic guards that there is a good chance that Natalie Holloway is alive and well living in Thailand! On a thread from 'Pattaya Gir...

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Funny story: Palin Reconsiders Stance on Late Term Abortions after Bristol Announces Wedding Plans & Reality Show with Levi!

Palin Reconsiders Stance on Late Term Abortions after Bristol Announces Wedding Plans & Reality Show with Levi!

The surprise announcement that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together and planning marriage AND a Realty Show, portends a bigger train wreck than experienced in Andhra Pradesh, India last week which killed scores of passengers. Levi...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Serves Pet Rooster for Dinner

Kate Gosselin Serves Pet Rooster for Dinner

This week's installment of Kate Plus Eight entitled "We Named the Pet Rooster Jon" has Kate using every opportunity she can to let her audience know in no uncertain terms that her life is shit because she has the kids and the big house in boring Penn...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Says She Has Developed A Strange Crush On Jon Gosselin

Demi Lovato Says She Has Developed A Strange Crush On Jon Gosselin

TARZANA, California - Disney star Demi Lovato has revealed to her very close friend Selena Gomez that she has developed a crush on a much older male. She said that for the past two weeks she has done nothing but think about Jon Gosselin the former...

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Funny story: Up and Coming TMZ Rival Pays Jon Gosselin to do Stupid Stuff

Up and Coming TMZ Rival Pays Jon Gosselin to do Stupid Stuff

Hollywood, CA - Move over TMZ, there's another celebrity rumor mill in town and they are willing to spend big bucks to take the celebrity business to a whole 'nother level. Spread'M is reportedly behind Jon Gosselin's huge dragon tattoo and t...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Finally Snaps

Kate Gosselin Finally Snaps

Kate Gosselin is very angry with her ex, John Gosselin, after he filed papers to get custody of the kids. Apparently he also had his agent call all the tabloids and sent them some pics. "He's out horsing around all the time. He has no time for tho...

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Funny story: Kate Plus 8 : Kate Returns And Takes The Kids To Sea Cove Where She Gets Bit By A Penguin

Kate Plus 8 : Kate Returns And Takes The Kids To Sea Cove Where She Gets Bit By A Penguin

READING, Pennsylvania - After having her reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 cancelled, divorcing Jon, and making a complete fool of herself on Dancing With The Stars, Kate Gosselin, alias King Kate is back, $7,000 hair extensions and all. And that i...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Claims Jon Tried to Sabotage New Show

Kate Gosselin Claims Jon Tried to Sabotage New Show

Wyomissing, PA - Just hours after Kate Gosselin stated that things between her and her ex-husband Jon were going ok, all hell broke loose. The kids were dropped off after a visit with dad and were walking into the house with baggies full of grape...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Bumps Ashton Kutcher Off Top Twitter Spot

Britney Spears Bumps Ashton Kutcher Off Top Twitter Spot

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has just succeeded in doing what Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, the Jonas Brothers, and Justin Bieber could not do; and that is knock 19-year-old Ashton Moore, formerly Ashton Kutcher off the top spot in TwitterLand. [E...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Ellen Ross Proclaims - "It's Not The Penis Size That Counts, It's The Penis Size"

Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Ellen Ross Proclaims - "It's Not The Penis Size That Counts, It's The Penis Size"

READING, Pennsylvania - Well, well, well. It appears that Jon "Little Jon" Gosselin has found himself a brand new girlfriend. She is 23-year-old Harrisburg native Ellen Ross. Ross says that she likes Jon because he looks just like an oriental Brad...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin's Son Asks, "What's a Skanky Ho, Dad?"

Jon Gosselin's Son Asks, "What's a Skanky Ho, Dad?"

New York, NY - Jon Gosselin has a new young girlfriend, Ellen Ross and this weekend, he brought six of his kids home to meet her and spend time in his new apartment. Ellen is just the latest in a long string of girlfriends Jon's gone through since be...

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