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Funny story: Anna Chapman, The Former Russian Spy To Star With Ron Jeremy and Johnny Depp In The Spy Thriller "Undercover Cuddling"

Anna Chapman, The Former Russian Spy To Star With Ron Jeremy and Johnny Depp In The Spy Thriller "Undercover Cuddling"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted Italian director Bandini Borrapelli has worked with some of the most popular and most beautiful actresses including Nina Dobrev, Mila Kunis, Paris Hilton, and Sofia Vergara. He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle T...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Says He Had So Much Fun Filming "Dark Shadows" With Michelle Pfeiffer That He Almost Gave Back His Entire Salary

Johnny Depp Says He Had So Much Fun Filming "Dark Shadows" With Michelle Pfeiffer That He Almost Gave Back His Entire Salary

HOLLYWOOD - Johnny Depp has appeared in a total of 35 movies including Fear, Loathing, and Losing In Las Vegas, Twice Upon A Time In Mexico, Edward Scissorhands and the sequel Edward Plierfeet. The native of Kentucky stated on The View that if he...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The Movie Musical "The Etch A Sketch Chronicles"

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The Movie Musical "The Etch A Sketch Chronicles"

LOS ANGELES - It has just been announced to the Hollywood entertainment media that Sky Castle Pictures in association with Lions Face Films will soon begin production on the Durango Grundyweather musical The Etch A Sketch Chronicles. Mr. Grundywea...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

LOS ANGELES - Gladiator Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that filming will soon begin in the Ron Jeremy - Paris Hilton movie Thinking Outside The Box. The motion picture will be directed by Bandini Borrapelli and wi...

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Funny story: Rumors of A Romantic Involvement Between Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan Rock The Set of "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

Rumors of A Romantic Involvement Between Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan Rock The Set of "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

CATALINA ISLAND, California - According to several unnamed sources there appears to be a little more going on, on the set of the motion picture Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino than just acting.

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Wins Florida Primary

Johnny Depp Wins Florida Primary

MIAMI BEACH, FLA. -- Shocked Republican leaders swarmed outside a swanky, 25-story beachside condo today, each seeking audience with the Sunshine State's newly named Republican nominee for U.S. President -- famous movie actor Johnny Depp. The unruly...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato and Demi Moore To Star as Lindsay and Dina Lohan In "Oodles of Freckles - The Sad Story of Lindsay Lohan"

Demi Lovato and Demi Moore To Star as Lindsay and Dina Lohan In "Oodles of Freckles - The Sad Story of Lindsay Lohan"

HOLLYWOOD - Singing sensation Demi Lovato has just announced that she will soon be starring in the Lions Face Films production of Oodles of Freckles - The Sad Story of Lindsay Lohan. The motion picture is being directed and produced by Charleen Be...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Pirates of The Caribbean series Johnny Depp has just been cast to portray Italian cruise ship Captain Francesco Schettino AKA Captain Crunch. The movie titled Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa C...

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Funny story: At Last - A Credible Euro Strategy!

At Last - A Credible Euro Strategy!

After casting around in vain for over a year in search of an economically literate plan to save the Eurozone which could command the confidence of the financial markets EU President Herman van Rompuy announced today that the Council of Ministers had...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Star of 'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Reveals Why He Has Been Hitting The Bottle Pretty Hard Lately

Johnny Depp Star of 'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Reveals Why He Has Been Hitting The Bottle Pretty Hard Lately

HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Pirates of The Caribbean series Johnny Depp was recently seen in quite a drinking stupor at The Ha Ha Ha Lounge in Santa Monica. Depp who has been on and off the wagon perhaps more times than Ward Bond on the old TV wes...

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Funny story: Anne Hathaway Apologizes for Using Rasta Accent for a Film Set in England - Conspiracy Theories Link Her to CIA

Anne Hathaway Apologizes for Using Rasta Accent for a Film Set in England - Conspiracy Theories Link Her to CIA

One Day, the new film set in England starring actress Anne Hathaway has led to open criticism from British actresses sidelined for the role, angry over her Rastafarian accent, when her character is supposed to be from the Yorkshire region of Northern...

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Funny story: Hell On Sale Now

Hell On Sale Now

Today Satan foreclosed on the entire world of Hell, also known as the underworld, claiming it's upkeep was too much. Satan blames the economy for the loss. This is a sad day for all Satanist's out there but a great victory for the Christians, who...

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Funny story: Local Man Unimpressed By 3D Johnny Depp Pirate Movie

Local Man Unimpressed By 3D Johnny Depp Pirate Movie

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was treated to his first 3D cinematic experience last night, when he attended a local theatre to see Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz in Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Initial reports indicate that Shuttlec...

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Funny story: Local Man's Wife Feeds Him Cucumber Sandwiches Hoping To Poison Him So She Can Go Looking For Johnny Depp

Local Man's Wife Feeds Him Cucumber Sandwiches Hoping To Poison Him So She Can Go Looking For Johnny Depp

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today revealed that his long suffering wife has been feeding him exclusively on a diet of cucumber sandwiches, since it was revealed that some cucumbers could be laced with lethal quantities of the botulinus - or botuli...

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Funny story: Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Sporting attractive new headwear, Colonel Gaddafi was seen at a press conference yesterday wearing a bejeweled red bandanna, that looked suspiciously like the one worn in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie by Johnny Depp. While busy aski...

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Funny story: 'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Is A Huge Success Even Though All of Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp's Nude Scenes Were Cut Out

'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Is A Huge Success Even Though All of Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp's Nude Scenes Were Cut Out

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Johnny Depp's fourth movie in the Pirates of The Caribbean series are thrilled at the movie's success. The film titled Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides opened to packed theaters from Pittsburgh to Paris and...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Goes for Hairstyle Change; Wants to Look Like Johnny Depp

Queen Elizabeth II Goes for Hairstyle Change; Wants to Look Like Johnny Depp

Ever since the Queen learned she may be a distant relative of Johnny Depp, the Palace is a changed place. Decorum and tradition have gone out the window. "Ahoy, it's a new day," the Queen has announced to all who will listen. The Royal...

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