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Funny story: Mission Impossible? Tom Cruise starts search for wife number 4

Mission Impossible? Tom Cruise starts search for wife number 4

Following the weekend announcement by Katie Holmes attorney that she has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, both the couple were busy making plans to get on with their life today. Tom has started he ball rolling for his fourth wife by placing an a...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Following the shock announcement that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are to divorce, a friend of Cruises confirmed that he has not ruled out a fourth marriage. The Mission Impossible actor, 50 next week, was previously married to Mimi Rogers and Nico...

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Funny story: John Travolta Says That He's Had It With All of These Gay Rumors and Says He's Moving To Mexicali, Mexico

John Travolta Says That He's Had It With All of These Gay Rumors and Says He's Moving To Mexicali, Mexico

WEST HOLLYWOOD - John Travolta says that he can take a lot, but it has now gotten to the point of being too much of a lot. He recently spoke with Coquette Eucalyptus of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette and told her that the rumor mills have now...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh responded to John Travolta massage innuendos by saying he is so angry he is fit to be tied. "El Rusho" caught himself and stated, "Ah make that mad. I'm as mad as a wet hen. Ah, make...

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Funny story: John Travolta Finally Comes Out At Last

John Travolta Finally Comes Out At Last

John Travolta has finally announced what the whole world knew anyway but no one wanted to believe, that Vincent Vega, Danny Zuko and other lesser well known characters, played by Travolta, naturally, were all…wearing a wig! Travolta today issued...

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Funny story: John Travolta To Star In The Film "Sissy Shorts - The Richard Simmons Story"

John Travolta To Star In The Film "Sissy Shorts - The Richard Simmons Story"

LOS ANGELES - It seems that lately John Travolta's name has been in the news more than President Barack Obama and GOP front runner Mitt Romney combined. But of course none of the stories about the president or Romney have included masseuses, claim...

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Funny story: John Travolta's Directorial Debut Confuses Co-Star Tom Hardy

John Travolta's Directorial Debut Confuses Co-Star Tom Hardy

Actor Tom Hardy says he was slightly confused while filming his new movie, a remake of the 1990 gangster movie "Goodfellas", directed by John Travolta, who also co-stars, as he did not recall any naked shower scene or stolen kiss between Henry Hill,...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Says That The Rumors That He and John Travolta Vacationed Together Down In Rio De Janeiro Are Totally False

Charles Barkley Says That The Rumors That He and John Travolta Vacationed Together Down In Rio De Janeiro Are Totally False

ATLANTA - There is no one on American television who seems to put his foot in his mouth more than Charles "The Round Mound of Rebound" Barkley who is a sports analyst on the TNT Network. Sir Charles, as his maid Rondella Floetta Jefferson calls hi...

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Funny story: John Travolta Remixes Single For Charity

John Travolta Remixes Single For Charity

Former Grease star John Travolta is rumoured to be in the process of re-releasing one of the most famous songs from the hit movie musical to raise money for his favourite charity 'Habbitat For Hunks'. The re-mixed version of the duet he sang with...

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Funny story: Xena Warrior Princess Movie Will Star John Travolta

Xena Warrior Princess Movie Will Star John Travolta

John Travolta will star in the highly anticipated Xena Warrior Princess movie as the leather clad Amazon Warrior a role Travolta says he was "destined" to play. Filming of the epic, based on the popular TV show, a favorite of teenage boys and midd...

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Funny story: John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor

John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor

VENICE BEACH - Noted California attorney Ginger Allred, cousin of famed attorney Gloria Allred, has just stated that three more men have stepped forward and are alleging that actor-pilot John Travolta groped them. Ginger Allred, spoke with Fajita...

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Funny story: John Travolta Did Not Feel Me Up Says Olivia Newton-John

John Travolta Did Not Feel Me Up Says Olivia Newton-John

John Travolta's co-star from the smash hit musical blockbuster Grease has come to the actor's defense after weeks of allegations against the all dancing and singing superstar. Olivia Newton-John has said that while working with Travolta in the 70...

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Funny story: Cruise, Travolta To Buy Roman Coliseum

Cruise, Travolta To Buy Roman Coliseum

Rome, Italy - Two of the biggest names in Hollywood are purchasing the famous Roman Coliseum. Tom Cruise and John Travolta stumbled across the building purely by accident while vacationing with their families. Cruise says, "At first, we didn't know what the heck it was. I just thought it was a big, rundown place. A fixer upper. It looks like a lot of the tear downs in Beverly Hills...

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Funny story: John Travolta Furious At Ricky Gervais For Insinuating That He Is Gay - Gervais Replied "Get Over It Missy!"

John Travolta Furious At Ricky Gervais For Insinuating That He Is Gay - Gervais Replied "Get Over It Missy!"

BEVERLY HILLS - Actor John Travolta was getting his hair styled at the famed Haven of Hair Salon which is owned by FuFi Fondue when according to FuFi a customer in the next chair identified as Baxley Prattfickle, 29, asked Travolta about The Golden G...

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Funny story: John Travolta drops 50 pounds on the Victoria Beckham diet after giving birth to son

John Travolta drops 50 pounds on the Victoria Beckham diet after giving birth to son

Scientologist John Travolta the first male-celeb to become pregnant and give birth has undergone a dramatic change in appearance. Just days after giving birth to his third child, the 1970s Vinnie Barbarino heart-throb appears to have rid himself of...

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Funny story: The Week in Briefs

The Week in Briefs

Entertainment World this Week by famed columnist Helon Kokaine at the "Hollywood Rehab Times" Demi Lovato: Disney breathed a sigh of relief this weekend when sources close to Demi Lovato said her racy photos are not lesbian but pictures of her transsexual friends. Hollywood got all excited this week by the news that John Travolta will finally star in the long-awaited sequel to Grease. The fi...

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Funny story: John Travolta Is Angry As Hell At Carrie Fisher For Saying That He Should Announce He's Gay

John Travolta Is Angry As Hell At Carrie Fisher For Saying That He Should Announce He's Gay

SWEET LIPS, Tennessee - John Travolta was visiting an old high school friend, Prentice Paddywhack, who lives in Sweet Lips Tennessee, when he learned about the comment that the former Princess Leia, aka Carrie Fisher had made about him being the type...

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