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Funny story: Come back John, all is forgiven

Come back John, all is forgiven

Question...what is the reward for voting labour? Answer... a minimum of nine bins and an alien for a neighbour. The idiots running Great Britain from the European parliament are at it again forcing daft Brits to toe their increasingly ridiculous line or face huge fines for putting too much shit in the landfill sites. But what about the mountain of doggy crap currently being deposited in lamp an...

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Funny story: John Prescott knows about egg on face and comes to the rescue

John Prescott knows about egg on face and comes to the rescue

Top twit of the year award goes to that used to be Labour candidate Stuart McLennan. He's even more of a twit than that trio of public school twits, Cameron, Osbourne and Johnson. Even more than Reid and Pricey could be, he has outwitted them. Old...

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Funny story: Gordon The Bastard Brown v John The Power Prescott

Gordon The Bastard Brown v John The Power Prescott

Ever since Ken Buchanan the former World Lightweight Boxing Champion announced he wants to make a comeback at the age of 65 Boxing authorities have been trying to organise a Pensioners World Boxing Championship. Now Boxing Authorities have been as...

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Funny story: Inglorious Bastard Brown says "I Didn't Do it

Inglorious Bastard Brown says "I Didn't Do it

Evidence is mounting that Gordon Brown intimidates staff and some have even ended up with a black eye or a cut lip. When questioned on the allegations that he hit some of his staff Brown said "I Didn't Do It". He has been known to through newspape...

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Funny story: Tories Fear Cameron Is Turning Into Prescott

Tories Fear Cameron Is Turning Into Prescott

Dave Cameron's announcement that he loves "darts, guinness and sky tv" has caused a panic in the Conservative Party. recently Cameron has been heard to speak with a Northern accent and he recently goosed Harriet Harman in the Commons and called her a...

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Funny story: Prescott Backs Release Of Bomber

Prescott Backs Release Of Bomber

Veteran Labour politician John Prescott has backed the controversial decision to release the Lockerbie bomber. Speaking from his home in Hull, Prescott said "I have no objectifications regarding releasifying a person who may, or may not, have bee...

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Funny story: Prescott Takes On News of the world

Prescott Takes On News of the world

John Prescott has announced that he intends to take on the News of the World over the 'tapgate' scandal. He intends to make the paper reveal in full the recorded telephone conversations. "I am furitastically and determinsified in my intensionalised a...

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Funny story: John Prescott Launches Food Book

John Prescott Launches Food Book

John Prescott has written a food book. "The Fat Bastards Guide To Junk Food" is a guide to some of the country's finest fast food producers. Prezza takes us on a tour of Kebab houses, Pizza parlors, Burger joints, Indian restaurants and Chinese takea...

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Funny story: Police: Prescott Tapped Calls "Nauseating"

Police: Prescott Tapped Calls "Nauseating"

London, England - Police have described the tapping of the mobile phones of John Prescott, former New Labour Deputy, by News International Journalists as "Nauseating. Against all moral laws." Thousands of phones belonging to politicians, entertainers...

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Funny story: Vegan Al-Qaeda terror branch was targetting Huddersfield pie factory over fake Halal meat claims John Prescott

Vegan Al-Qaeda terror branch was targetting Huddersfield pie factory over fake Halal meat claims John Prescott

Huddersfield, W Yorks - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): Ex-UK Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott has blamed militant vegan Al-Qaeda terrorists for the blast which killed a 37-year-old Huddersfield pie factory worker this week. Prescott says he's seen evide...

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Funny story: Ex-commando captures runaway pig

Ex-commando captures runaway pig

A former Royal Marines commando used his military skills to deal with a huge white pig running amok in a Kent town. The pig, a Shropshire Prescott, was seen running from pub to pub in the Bath Road area of Margate. Police gave chase, and former comma...

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Funny story: Prescott: Work? I Don't Know What That Is.

Prescott: Work? I Don't Know What That Is.

Following on from his admission that he didn't know what chino's were, former UK Deputy PM John Prescott has confessed today that he had never heard of the word "work" either, had no idea what it meant, and, upon being given a definition, said that h...

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Funny story: Fatty Two Jags trades in for Beetle convertible

Fatty Two Jags trades in for Beetle convertible

John Prescott aka Fatty Two Jags has emptied his garage of executive saloons in favour of an entirely new style of car: a yellow Beetle convertible. Tom Foolery, sales manager at Doncaster's VW garage, watched with shock and ore as the portly politi...

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Funny story: Ex- Deputy PM Prescott Hospitalised with Wrecked Rectum

Ex- Deputy PM Prescott Hospitalised with Wrecked Rectum

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott was rushed to hospital yesterday after suffering a massive fart attack during a heated Parliamentary debate. Doctors at Paddington Bear MRSA Health Care Trust declared Prescott to be in a stable condition after...

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Funny story: Prescott to be New Face of Slimming Products

Prescott to be New Face of Slimming Products

Slim-shake, Britain's number one manufacturer of tasty, nutritionally balanced meals and snacks to help you slim without feeling deprived of your favourite things, has announced that John Prescott, the putty-faced ex-deputy prime minster who once pun...

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Funny story: "Stop wasting Food" urges Brown

"Stop wasting Food" urges Brown

Britons must stop wasting food in an effort to help combat rising living costs, Gordon Brown has said en route to the G8 summit in Japan.

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Funny story: Brown 'looking to Prescott' to stop food wastage

Brown 'looking to Prescott' to stop food wastage

Failed Bulimic Jon Prescott has been singled out by Gordon Brown as one of the main causes of food wastage in the UK.

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