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Funny story: Tooth Fairy Sues Omega Auction House for Sale of John Lennon's Tooth!

Tooth Fairy Sues Omega Auction House for Sale of John Lennon's Tooth!

London - In court in London today the Tooth Fairy filed a lawsuit against Omega Auction house for selling a tooth belonging to the late John Lennon. "This tooth was never properly put under a pillow for me to take by Mr. Lennon,therefore I should...

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Funny story: The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

LIVERPOOL - The curator of the Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum Bickerton T. Featherstone has reported that overnight thieves broke into the museum and made off with some valuable Beatles memorabilia, artifacts, mementos, and relics.

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Funny story: Ringo Starr of The Beatles Finally Wins His Supreme Court Case After 45 Years In Litigation

Ringo Starr of The Beatles Finally Wins His Supreme Court Case After 45 Years In Litigation

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Richard Starkey, aka Ringo Starr, 70, sat in his mansion Yellow Submarine Estates, nestled in the Hollywood Hills with a look of sheer satisfaction showing on his face. The man who had been the drummer for the greatest band in hi...

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Funny story: John Lennon and George turn in their graves as Susan Boyle is announced as the UK's top, pop artist!

John Lennon and George turn in their graves as Susan Boyle is announced as the UK's top, pop artist!

Susan Boyle has just been announced as the UK's top, pop artist and no other UK artist or group can even "lick her pussy in boots" (Who'd want to?). This shocking news had ex-Beatles John & George turning in their graves and Paul & Ringo re-r...

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Funny story: Lennon Nets Award

Lennon Nets Award

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has won the Clydesdale Bank Scottish Premier League Most Unpopular Manager Of The Month for January. This presents a major achievement for the Parkhead boss as its the first time the same manager has won the award for Au...

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Funny story: £5 John Lennon Commemorative Coin Worth £7.25 Already!

£5 John Lennon Commemorative Coin Worth £7.25 Already!

Skoob News can reveal that this Christmas's most popular stocking filler is likely to be the Royal Mint's £5 coin commemorating the thirtieth anniversary of John Lennon's tragic demise. We can exclusively reveal, that already the commemorative coi...

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Funny story: John Lennon Murder - 30th Anniversary - Mark Chapman To Spend Day In Quiet Contemplation

John Lennon Murder - 30th Anniversary - Mark Chapman To Spend Day In Quiet Contemplation

30 years ago today, on December 8th 1980, former Beatle, John Winston Lennon was shot five times in the back as he entered the Dakota building in New York City, by crazed 'fan' Mark Chapman. Devoted fans are expected to gather today in Liverpool a...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Aiden Grimshaw Murders John Lennon All Over Again

X-Factor - Aiden Grimshaw Murders John Lennon All Over Again

Poor old John Lennon. The former Beatle, who would be seventy years old today had he not been shot dead in the entrance way of Manhattan's Dakota building by deranged fan Mark Chapman on December 8th 1980, was last night cruelly murdered all over aga...

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Funny story: Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

The Jonas Brothers decided to use YouTube to celebrate and remember the late John Lennon on Lennon's 70th birthday. "Wow. If he were here today he'd look funny", stated Nick Jonas. "I mean, look at all those old farts. I guess Ono would have him a...

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Funny story: John Lennon's 70th Birthday By Yokel OhNo!

John Lennon's 70th Birthday By Yokel OhNo!

If John Lennon had lived to be 70, Yoko Ono thinks he would have been more relaxed about the milestone than he was about his 40th birthday, according to a report carried by the 'Daily Blabbermouth'. OhNo recalls the ex-Beatle fretting about reachi...

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Funny story: John Lennon Tribute Guitar Fails To Impress Axemen

John Lennon Tribute Guitar Fails To Impress Axemen

Legendary guitar manufacturer Gibson has been slammed by guitarists for its plans to release a John Lennon "signature" model. Asked by Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, to mark his 70th birthday, Gibson plan to release a limited number of specially-built...

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Funny story: Yoko Ono returns to Liverpool and promises not to sing!

Yoko Ono returns to Liverpool and promises not to sing!

Yoko Ono returned to Liverpool, John's birthplace, to celebrate what would have been his 70th bithday, but was begged by the Mayor not to give a rendition of any classic Beatles songs in public, she promised not to! Yoko did actually attempt on s...

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Funny story: John Lennon's shopping list sold at auction

John Lennon's shopping list sold at auction

A shopping list written by John Lennon has been sold at auction for £1.6m. The A5 piece of paper was discovered in Lennon's pocket after he was gunned down in 1980. It has been reported that the list is still blood stained to this day, after Lenn...

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Funny story: Illuminati Deny Responsibility For John Lennon Murder

Illuminati Deny Responsibility For John Lennon Murder

The secret society which is apparently hell-bent on total global domination by brainwashing, and other nefarious means - the Illumninati (not to be confused with the Illuminati, the real Enlightened Ones led by The One Show's Christine Bleakley, alle...

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Funny story: Yoko Ono Performs in Brooklyn, Screeching Cats Join Finale

Yoko Ono Performs in Brooklyn, Screeching Cats Join Finale

Helping to launch a charity concert event at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, the Plastic Ono Band performed a single set of their not-so-greatest hits to open the show, while an open stage door apparently allowed every alley cat in a 3 block radius to...

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Funny story: 'Happy Xmas (War Ain't Over)' by John Winston Lennon released today

'Happy Xmas (War Ain't Over)' by John Winston Lennon released today

'So this is Christmas And what have we done More lies and inventions For old and for young And so this is Christmas A monstrous big lie A faked resurrection Pure pie in the sky A very merry Christmas A miserable New Year Another Bethlehem curfew Obama! We sneer And so this is Christmas For Yanks and by twos Where killing makes profits Let's censor the news And so happy Chri...

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Funny story: 'Nowhere Boy' Could Be The New 'Slumdog'

'Nowhere Boy' Could Be The New 'Slumdog'

A new movie depicting the teenage angst of a young John Lennon has wowed audiences and critics alike at The Times Film Festival here in London, prompting comparisons with the runaway success of Slumdog Millionaire. 'Nowhere Boy' depicts Lennon's r...

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