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Funny story: Nemesis stalks JFK 22/11/63 killer

Nemesis stalks JFK 22/11/63 killer

London - (Grassy Moll): It's looking bleak forty-six years on after her executive order took out President John F Kennedy. Even the world's most protracted cover-up campaign has failed to rub out the uncomfortable details of that perfidity. "El...

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Funny story: Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Pearly Gate, Celestial City, Heaven - Yesterday, Sister Mary Jo, resident here these past 40 years since she drowned in an auto "accident", received a surprise visitor. A former Congressman, who for legal reasons will remain nameless, was given a...

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Funny story: Death Cat Visited Ted Kennedy Just Before Death

Death Cat Visited Ted Kennedy Just Before Death

The noted cat, Calvin Oscar, who has been seen going into the rooms of over 50 dying patients at a nursing home in Providence, Rhode Island two years ago, before he was adopted and taken home by a worker there, apparently appeared in the room of Mass...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy's Funeral Sets World Record -- Formed Longest Conga Line, Ever!

Ted Kennedy's Funeral Sets World Record -- Formed Longest Conga Line, Ever!

Boston, Massachusetts - It's official. Ted Kennedy's funeral made it into the "Guinness Book of World Records" as not only the biggest Irish Wake ever held in history, but with people cuing up in line to view the body of the friend of the friendless,...

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Funny story: Body of Ted Kennedy almost taken by Former IRA Terrorist Splinter Cell from Mexico

Body of Ted Kennedy almost taken by Former IRA Terrorist Splinter Cell from Mexico

Boston, Massachusetts - A splinter cell from the former Irish Republican Army (IRA) identifying themselves simply as the "Sons and Daughters of Saint Patrick's Battalion" planned to kidnap the body of famous Irish-American, Ted Kennedy, sometime last...

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Funny story: Edward "Ted" Kennedy: "Top Shelf" or just "Bargain Basement"?

Edward "Ted" Kennedy: "Top Shelf" or just "Bargain Basement"?

(New York-NY) Ted Kennedy, the Lion of the Senate or given his girth more like the Whale, died this week. The 40-year Senator eulogized by politicians while Twitter tweets "Mary Jo Kopechne is probably giving Ted an earful right now as he makes his descent into purgatory for a LONG time." What does it mean, not for the Kennedy legacy but for me? Hey, I never claimed to be a saint or even Irish Cat...

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Funny story: John F. Kennedy Airport To Be Renamed Teddy Kennedy Airport

John F. Kennedy Airport To Be Renamed Teddy Kennedy Airport

NEW YORK CITY - The New York City council has voted to change the name of John F. Kennedy International Airport to Teddy Kennedy International Airport. Councilwoman Chloe Tarantella said that originally the council wanted to rename it The John and...

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Funny story: Jackson - Small white hatchback implicated!

Jackson - Small white hatchback implicated!

The MJ death mystery took a bizzare and mysterious turn today when it was revealed that a small white hatchback had been seen in the vicinity of Jacksons home in the days preceding his demise. Rumours are rife that the hatchback is eerily similar...

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Funny story: JFK Conspiracy Theorists Reveal Identity of True Killer in The Grassy Knoll

JFK Conspiracy Theorists Reveal Identity of True Killer in The Grassy Knoll

Conspiracy theorists who investigate the assasination of President John F. Kennedy have worked tirelessly for over 45 years to uncover the truth of what happened that fateful day in Dallas. Now, at their annual convention, they have come to a consen...

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Funny story: Letters To The Mahavishnu: 1 - Letter Spray

Letters To The Mahavishnu: 1 - Letter Spray

Dear Mahavishnu 'BBZ' Burybobz Was JFK assassinated by the American government or was Lee Harvey Oswald guilty! Although the evidence is almost indisputable I would like to put my mind at rest once for all knowing that you have set my mind on the correct path! Your devout follower Dave 'Bugzy' Fribbins Dearest Dave, JFK, the first American president to be named after an airport, w...

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Funny story: McCain Calls Kennedy Assasination: The Intervention in Dallas!

McCain Calls Kennedy Assasination: The Intervention in Dallas!

For years, conspiracy theorists have speculated that the Republican party was involved in the Kennedy assassination. Tonight before millions of viewers, John McCain in a senior moment let the murderous cat out of the body bag. He actually called...

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Funny story: Aldrich Ames parole plea-bargain hears Pentagon approved torture of witnesses to Bush's assassination of JFK

Aldrich Ames parole plea-bargain hears Pentagon approved torture of witnesses to Bush's assassination of JFK

Washington AC/DC - (Mercenary Mess): A Parole Board hearing has listened to a plea bargain by former CIA/KGB double agent Aldrich Ames about Pentagon complicity in the sanction of torture of key JFK assassination witnesses.

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Funny story: Vatican was behind assassination of Kennedys new NATO files claim

Vatican was behind assassination of Kennedys new NATO files claim

Vatican Shitty - (Bad Ass Mess): Forget forty years of official CIA disinformation: according to newly released NATO military intelligence files it was the Vatican all along that was behind the assassination of President John F Kennedy and his broth...

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Funny story: Grassy Noel slams Oswald/Ruby transcript as Bush Jr coverup hogwash

Grassy Noel slams Oswald/Ruby transcript as Bush Jr coverup hogwash

Dallas, Texas - (Texas School Book Suppository Mess): Grassy Noel, the Italian mafioso credited with complicity in the JFK assassination by Lee Harvey Oswald, has slammed newly released documents claiming to be transcripts of Oswald and Ruby planning...

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Funny story: Second Warren Commission Finds No Shooter Evidence at Grassy Knoll

Second Warren Commission Finds No Shooter Evidence at Grassy Knoll

When the original commission probed the JFK assassination in 1963, it was named for then Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Earl Warren. This group found that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in the murder of the president, created the magic bullet th...

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Funny story: New Evidence Implicates Boy Scouts in Kennedy Assassination

New Evidence Implicates Boy Scouts in Kennedy Assassination

New evidence, released by the federal government under the auspices of the Freedom of Information Act, point to the Boy Scouts of America as the driving force behind the assassination of President John F. Kennedy in 1963.

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Funny story: DC to Construct New Kennedy Memorial on National Mall

DC to Construct New Kennedy Memorial on National Mall

Washington, DC - Members of the Board of Trustees for the National Park Services and officials at the U.S Department of the Interior today unveiled plans for a new Kennedy Memorial, to honor all of the dynastic family's many contributions to Amer...

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