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Funny story: Did Tiger And Edwards Share A Lady Between Them?

Did Tiger And Edwards Share A Lady Between Them?

Did disgraced John Edwards, once a presidential candidate, and Tiger Woods, who has completely lost his putter, have a lady friend in common and neither of them know about it? Whatever happens, the same lady will likely be given a subpoena to both...

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Funny story: Obama: "No Comment" on Reports he Hired Edward's Mistress Reille Hunter as Videographer on WH Blog!

Obama: "No Comment" on Reports he Hired Edward's Mistress Reille Hunter as Videographer on WH Blog!

Reille Hunter, the woman with the camera whose nude video sexcapade with former Democratic Presidential Candidate John Edwards was taken showing the moment of conception of their love child, has been reportedly hired by the Obama Media Empire. Th...

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Funny story: President Obama Replies To Charges of Infidelity With Vera Baker By Saying, "Say What Fa Shizzle My Nizzle?"

President Obama Replies To Charges of Infidelity With Vera Baker By Saying, "Say What Fa Shizzle My Nizzle?"

BEAVER, Oklahoma - President Barack Obama had just delivered his speech to The Oklahoma Sooner or Later League of Farm Dwellers when he was asked a somewhat embarrassing question. The president responded to a question about the alleged rumor curre...

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Funny story: John Edwards Calls Rielle Hunter A Home Wrecker

John Edwards Calls Rielle Hunter A Home Wrecker

"Oh, she knew what she was doing", John Edwards apparently told reporters Saturday while attending the Kentucky Derby. (Our idiot reporter had to get this from a pal reporter from TheSpooge as he was inside trying to call friends to loan him some mon...

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Funny story: Reille Hunter Explains Photo Shoot Sans Pants: 'Johnny' Edwards Took Them All!

Reille Hunter Explains Photo Shoot Sans Pants: 'Johnny' Edwards Took Them All!

A non plussed Reille Hunter, mistress to failed Democratic Presidential Pretender John Edwards now says she is mortified after posing for panty less pictures for a national magazine, but it just wasn't her fault! "After the sex tape Johnny and I m...

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Funny story: Rielle (Husband) Hunter Releases New Book: Not A Homewrecker 101: A Guide To Pre-Discovering Failed Marriages

Rielle (Husband) Hunter Releases New Book: Not A Homewrecker 101: A Guide To Pre-Discovering Failed Marriages

In an interview released this week, Ms. Hunter defended her "relationship" with former Presidential candidate and baby-daddy, John Edwards. In doing so she also mentioned that she is releasing a book on the matter of her discovery of John's marital...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin, Kanye West, John Edwards, and Chris Brown Tie For The Title "Douche Bag of The Year"

Jon Gosselin, Kanye West, John Edwards, and Chris Brown Tie For The Title "Douche Bag of The Year"

DULUTH, Minnesota - The town at the mouth of Lake Superior, which is known as 'The Douche Bag Capital of The World,' because it manufactures more douche bags than any other city has just released the winner of its annual 'Douche Bag Of The Year' awar...

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Funny story: John Edwards Asks His Baby Mama To Marry Him - Rielle "Husband" Hunter Hollers "Yeppers!"

John Edwards Asks His Baby Mama To Marry Him - Rielle "Husband" Hunter Hollers "Yeppers!"

BALD HEAD ISLAND, North Carolina - Senator John "Playboy" Edwards has asked his former staff member and mother of his daughter Frances Quinn, Rielle Hunter to be the next Mrs. John Edwards. Hunter, (pronounced: HOME WRECK-ER) could not say the lit...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Baby Belongs To John Edwards

Bristol Palin Baby Belongs To John Edwards

After a thorough investigation of the facts, a "major" tabloid says it has proof that Bristol Palin's baby belongs to John Edwards. "We here at the National Sewer have been on the case from the beginning and didn't want to show our hand until we...

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Funny story: David Lynch Slated to Direct John Edwards Biopic

David Lynch Slated to Direct John Edwards Biopic

More trouble for John Edwards surfaced this week when a close family friend told various gossip publications that the disgraced former Democratic presidential candidate struck his cancer-stricken wife during a shocking marriage-ending brawl. Afte...

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Funny story: National Enquirer Edwards Story Nominated For Pulitzer Prize

National Enquirer Edwards Story Nominated For Pulitzer Prize

The big news around the Pulitzer Prize people is that they are getting lots of recommendations saying that the Newstand Tabloid once laughed about, deserves the Pulitzer Prize. One judge who asked that his name not be given out, says that they are...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods, John Edwards & Gary Glitter Form New Male Consultancy Firm: SEXMasters, LLC

Tiger Woods, John Edwards & Gary Glitter Form New Male Consultancy Firm: SEXMasters, LLC

The new firm, SEXMasters, LLC with Senator John Edwards leading the way, will specialize in providing familial shuck and jive lines, stealth travel and communication technologies as well as DNA Denial Defenses to married men, committed sports figures...

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Funny story: John Edwards/Rielle Hunter sex tape 'a hoax' says Hollywood madam Michelle Braun

John Edwards/Rielle Hunter sex tape 'a hoax' says Hollywood madam Michelle Braun

Los Angeles - (Savage in Limbo): "It's just a lil ole tongue-in-cheek teaser," the former Hollywood brothelkeeper chuckled today, "shot by pals of Jay McInerney!" Braun was talking to reporters following the release of Zaprudder-like footage of Se...

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Funny story: John Edwards Goes Haiti

John Edwards Goes Haiti

(Port-au-Prince-Haiti) Former Presidential candidate and husband of the year John Edwards went to the earthquake shattered country of Haiti with a group of 25 people, including doctors, to "help in whatever we can", which was the statement released b...

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Funny story: John Edwards Goes To Haiti: Haitian Government Warns Him Not To Get Anyone Pregnant

John Edwards Goes To Haiti: Haitian Government Warns Him Not To Get Anyone Pregnant

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - Senator John Edwards, hot off of his admittance that he is in fact little Quinn's biological father, has arrived in Haiti's capital city to help in fund-raising proceedings. Raul P. Escritor, a representative for the Haitia...

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Funny story: Iris Robinson, Tiger Woods, and John Edwards: Birds of a Feather

Iris Robinson, Tiger Woods, and John Edwards: Birds of a Feather

Ever since revelations about Iris Robinson's liaisons with well-hung boys, she has been virtually invisible...until now. The former MP, MLA and councilor of Northern Ireland has been discovered by paparazzi enrolled in the infamously posh sexual add...

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Funny story: Finally John Edwards Admits That He Is Quinn's Father - He Also Admits That Volcano Lava Is Hot!

Finally John Edwards Admits That He Is Quinn's Father - He Also Admits That Volcano Lava Is Hot!

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Senator John Edwards speaking before a bi-partisan crowd at the opening of a local Farmer Farley Finger-Suckin' Fine Fried Chicken Diner was asked for the 826,419th time if he had fathered a child with one of his campaign...

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