Speaker of the House Mr. Boehner has shown some impatience with the Senate in refusing approval of the XL pipeline program. The controversy will return in January with the new Republican majorities in Congress, leaving a possible veto by President...
Eager to get to it, Republicans are already holding planning meetings on how to expand the nation's wars. Come January they will be in position to move their committees toward war for the new year, buttressed with the thinking of President George...
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama spoke to his advisers about a new plan to import deadly communicable diseases. "We can import people with highly contagious, deadly diseases to reduce the population of America to improve the economy" he said.
In the past, Speaker of The House of Representatives John Boner said," Listen, I believe that marriage is the union of one man and one woman," Boehner said. "All right. It's what I grew up with. It's what I believe. It's what my church teaches me. An...
Traditional GOP leaders have been trying to kill Democrats and Tea Party members in a slow and horrific way -- second hand smoke. Smoking has been banned in all federal buildings and most places in the US Capitol, but some Congressmen and Senator...
WASHINGTON - Amid national and international crises, the US House of Representatives could not confirm the color of the sky. House Resolution 461, called for Congress to declare that the sky is blue. The resolution was proposed by Representative...
The American Psychiatric Association has sought to determine who is most mentally ethically challenged, Republican Speaker of The House, John Boehner, or Democratic President Barack Obama. A study utilizing the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of...
Washington D.C. - Speaker of the House, John Boehner, known for his orange hue and lack of spine when it comes to politics, was found this weekend in a dried-out, mummified state inside a tanning bed at a local salon. The Republican congressman fr...
President Obama on Thursday ordered his administration to review its immigration policy to determine ways to make it more humane, a response to mounting pressure from advocates to stem deportations of illegal immigrants. James Carney, the Presiden...
Spring is in the air and with it comes a strong whiff of manure being spread on the playing fields. Training commenced at the recent CPAC outing where team owners Charles and David Koch and principal coaches John Boehner and Mitch McConnell evaluate...
SAINT DAVID, Maine - House Speaker John Boehner signed FOX News commentators Sean Hannity and Megyn Kelly into the Moondog Center for the Criminally Insane Monday afternoon. This insane asylum sits right on the edge of Canada and its thick deciduous...
The scandals are only deepening for singer Justin Bieber. After weeks of public turmoil including arrests for drunk driving and assault on a limo driver, the singer has officially announced his membership in Al-Qaeda and vowed war upon the United Sta...
Washington DC - America will have to spend an extra week in 2013, thanks to the latest congressional mishap. It seems that the House and Senate failed to reset what is known as "the date ceiling" before leaving on holiday recess, an oversight th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The world of American politics has just received word that Speaker of the House John Boehner has confided to an unnamed source that he is fed up with all of the Obamacare fussing and fighting. He has reportedly decided to resign...
Washington DC Republican House of Representatives leaders today announced plans for a new bill to fix Social Security. Speaker of the House John Boehner spoke today and said, "I have two important announcements to make. One--we have come up with...
Washington-- Because of the efforts of his wife and House colleagues who carried out an intervention, Speaker of The House, John Boehner, who was the victim of demonic possession, has had the demon expelled. The rite of exorcism was presided over by...
Washington DC -- House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has been forced to join "the cult of the living dead," according to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and other congressional leaders. They charge that the Tea Party branch of the GOP has transformed the...
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