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Can Jeb Bush, "Romney Lite," Be The GOP Nominee?

Funny story: Can Jeb Bush, "Romney Lite," Be The GOP Nominee?

Jeb Bush, the former Governor of Florida and George's brother, yesterday visited John McCain. According to an aide, who did not want his name made public, Bush asked McCain how he could run for President without pandering to the party's ultra conser...

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GOP celebrates control of congress for the next two years with never-saw-a-war-they-didn't-like policies

Funny story: GOP celebrates control of congress for the next two years with never-saw-a-war-they-didn't-like policies

Eager to get to it, Republicans are already holding planning meetings on how to expand the nation's wars. Come January they will be in position to move their committees toward war for the new year, buttressed with the thinking of President George...

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John McCain Regrets Choosing Sara Palin

Funny story: John McCain Regrets Choosing Sara Palin

WASHINGTON - Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her family, including husband Todd Palin, daughters Bristol and Willow Palin and son Track Palin were involved in a drunken fistfight at a house party in Anchorage several weeks ago. The one-time vice...

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Statue of Liberty to be replaced with new structure that looks like a New York police officer

Funny story: Statue of Liberty to be replaced with new structure that looks like a New York police officer

Spearheaded by Senator John McCain, a new bipartisan movement inside the Congress is working toward tearing down and replacing the Statue of Liberty. So far no one in the government has raised any objections, with the President himself saying, "We...

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McCain: GOP Spy Gadgets Helped Capture Benghazi Ringleader; Public Beheading Would Make Great Postcard Photo

BELOW THE BELTWAY, WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republicans acted swiftly Tuesday after hearing of the capture of the suspected ringleader of the raid on the U.S. diplomatic post in Benghazi, proposing a measure that would prohibit President Obama from taking...

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Master tour for war art across the globe planned to include Syria, Ukraine, and Iran, guarded by sundry military units

Funny story: Master tour for war art across the globe planned to include Syria, Ukraine, and Iran, guarded by sundry military units

Inspired by President George W. Bush's recent entry into the world of art, a new tour is being launched to inform and charm the globe on current and developing wars. Chancellor Angela Merkel offers a large self-portrait, with her left hand holding...

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Politicians do three ring Circus Circus plus sanctions poker and whirling dwarfs

Funny story: Politicians do three ring Circus Circus plus sanctions poker and whirling dwarfs

Named after a famous Las Vegas casino, this new political show is now open and selling tickets for the global stage. The show is vibrant and full of drama. Cries of "Bravo! Bravo!" fill The Big Top. Would-be president Hillary Clinton stuns on t...

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The hollow sound reverberating from Washington leads on toward "ripostes" and "new language fusillades" plus Senator McCain contest over Ukraine

Funny story: The hollow sound reverberating from Washington leads on toward "ripostes" and "new language fusillades" plus Senator McCain contest over Ukraine

Empire and consistency don't always mix when Empire is particularly annoyed at being one-upped. This insight was delivered from somebody anonymous in an anonymous Washington office commenting on current developments in Ukraine. Very few murmurs...

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Who's what in Ukraine with new scheme for investment and credit default swaps emerging from Goldman Sachs

Funny story: Who's what in Ukraine with new scheme for investment and credit default swaps emerging from Goldman Sachs

Always alert for new financial investments, Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, is rumored to be the mind behind a new investment and credit default swap system for the crisis in Ukraine. That is, the securities and investment management firm w...

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US intelligence scours Putin body language plus items (found) in Moscow hotel laundry for next moves in Ukraine

Funny story: US intelligence scours Putin body language plus items (found) in Moscow hotel laundry for next moves in Ukraine

Inside reports from the Pentagon indicate new methodologies of intelligence gathering are underway in the crisis with Russia's President Putin. The essential conflict is over whether Mr. Putin's vision to protect Ukraine and Russia's interest shou...

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Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Funny story: Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...

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Kerry and McCain duet to perform The Nuland Concerto on Ukraine crisis with Yats (possibly) on harmonica

Funny story: Kerry and McCain duet to perform The Nuland Concerto on Ukraine crisis with Yats (possibly) on harmonica

The latest diplomatic effort from the US on the crisis in Ukraine will feature a stage performance in Kiev. This effort will be dedicated to the new government forming there under the leadership of Mr. Yatsenyuk (aka "Yats"). The US has catego...

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Arizona Bans Girl Scout Cookies

Funny story: Arizona Bans Girl Scout Cookies

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer recently held a press conference where she announced that she is tired of the national news media making her out to be a She-Devil. The governor said that nothing could be farther from the truth and if anyone does not...

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McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico

Funny story: McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico

Senator John McCain demanded today that the Congress pass a Declaration of War against Canada and Mexico so that the U.S. could annex them. "The Obama Administration has been soft and cowardly on Putin's invasion of the Ukraine. It is his weaknes...

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Cindy McCain Says That Her Husband Senator John McCain Will Not Apologize To Sarah "Snowballs" Palin

Funny story: Cindy McCain Says That Her Husband Senator John McCain Will Not Apologize To Sarah "Snowballs" Palin

PHOENIX - Cindy McCain has told GOPicky Magazine that if Sarah "Snowballs" Palin thinks that her husband, Arizona Senator John McCain is going to apologize to her then she must have moose ovaries on her brain. Mrs. McCain was speaking about the co...

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Sarah Palin Demands That Senator John McCain Apologize To Her For Saying She's Menopausal

Funny story: Sarah Palin Demands That Senator John McCain Apologize To Her For Saying She's Menopausal

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin says that she is sick and tired of defending herself against Democrats and now adds that it is a sad day for the GOPP (sic) when one of its own GOPPers (sic) attacks another fellow GOPPer (sic). Sarah "Snowflake" Pali...

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John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

Funny story: John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK CITY - Arizona Senator John McCain appeared on The Viagra View and he made an amazing comment to host Regis Philbin. Senator McCain said that the Republican Party is presently in a state of utter disarray and that if the 2016 election wer...

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Twenty seven senators for new sanctions on Iran receive AIPAC banquet award and toy AK-47 cigar lighters

Funny story: Twenty seven senators for new sanctions on Iran receive AIPAC banquet award and toy AK-47 cigar lighters

A consort of 27 Democratic and Republican senators has recently lined up to support AIPAC with a bill to raise new sanctions on Iran. This action is meant to arrest the Obama-Kerry agreement with Iran on a peaceful nuclear power program as a step...

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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