In a week when it was announced that 130 million tweets per day are not worth reading - I feel its time to pay tribute to a leg-end of the 140 character club - step up to the plate Mr Joey 'seph' Barton, formerly of Mancester and Noocastle, now of Lundon. Barton brings literatue to the masses. Many know him for his high jinx at christmas parties and nightclubs, some are even aware he performs o...
Luis Suarez is taking extra English lessons to avoid a repeat of his ban for racially abusing Patrice Evra. The Liverpool striker was given an eight-match suspension for calling the Manchester United left back 'negro' and feels the charge came abo...
Pro soccer player, amateur sleuth, ex-con, the new "Mon Dieu" (Eric Cantona for non-soccer fans and people who have had their heads in the sands for the last decade) and super philosopher, Joey Barton, has admitted that his uncle is a "Homo-Sapien"!...
In the wake of the racist scandal the game between QPR and Chelsea started off in a very strange manner. Chelsea players lined up to shake hands with their QPR opponents, which all went well. After they shook hands John Terry offered his hand to h...
Joey Barton was embroiled in more controversy this morning when another twitter user claiming to be a former QPR employee revealed that all of Joey's tweets were actually written by staff of an indian call centre in Mumbai. The twitter user @NotNe...
A war of tweets has broken out after Joey Barton claimed a Twitter account belonging to pop paedophile Gary Glitter should be given a red card. @Joey7Barton called Gary Glitter a #wrongun and a #diddlediddler and said that the unverified account w...
QPR captain Joey Barton is contemplating (mmm - that's quite newsworthy in itself!), well, 'considering' legal action. He reckons he could sue the referee for his actions in last week's game against Norwich City. "It's the way he flashed hi...
The British public should be granted the legal right to sue the mid-wife who successfully cleared the airways of the newborn Queens Park Rangers midfielder, Joey Barton, according to everyone polled. 100% of the population asked whether they agree...
WHILE Joey Barton took to Twitter last night to hit out at Bradley Johnson, the Norwich star found a novel way of responding. The pair clashed as the Canaries beat QPR at Loftus Road on Monday with Barton being sent off for an alleged headbutt.
The football world was left dazed and confused this week after the untimely death of the legendary philosopher Socrates. Born in 469 BC, Socrates was named after the charismatic footballer Socrates who captained Brazil in the 1982 and 1986 World...
A heavily moustached QPR team had to man up and suck up the hairy banter when they fronted up against an ugly Stoke side on Saturday. "I told the lads before the game that they looked like a load of gay porn stars and that The Britannia Stadium i...
Chelsea skipper John Terry has insisted he did not make an intelligent comment during Chelsea's comprehensive defeat by a classy and witty QPR team at Loftus Road yesterday. Videos posted on the internet claim to show JT mouthing the words "Nietzs...
Aston Villa fan David Cameron has expressed his regret and outrage after a late own goal by defender Richard Dunne cost his team 3 valuable points against QPR. "That donkey Dunne has let the whole country down and ruined my weekend" stated the Pr...
QPR manager Neil Warnock has gone 'underground' to monitor his players off-the-field activities. "I have signed up on Twitter using an anagram and I am analysing their tweeted conversations without them knowing" revealed Colin Wanker. Warnock has...
Robbie Savage's tweets have led to much speculation about his mystery partner on Strictly Come Dancing. The ex-footballer has told followers on Twitter that he would like to 'go through the moves' with stunning pro dancers Natalie Low or Alioni V...
QPR have signed Newcastle git Joey Barton. "I have always admired Joey as a git" said manager Neil Warnock. Barton will now be the highest earning git at QPR and fans are hoping the arrival of Joey will attract other big gits to the club: "We a...
QPR have been given permission by Newcastle to 'have a word' with Joey Barton. The deep thinking Barton has recently converted to Existentialism and his constant soul searching has given bewildered Geordies the needle: "Joey's head has been turned...
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