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Funny story: Presenting Joe The Plumber Action Figure Doll

Presenting Joe The Plumber Action Figure Doll

PEORIA, Illinois - The Assbro Toy Co. has just announced that it has started 24-hour-a-day production on what they are hoping will be the most popular toy of the Christmas season the 'Joe The Plumber' action figure doll.' Assbro will be selling t...

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Funny story: Joe The Plumber Disappointed At "15 Minutes" Of Fame

Joe The Plumber Disappointed At "15 Minutes" Of Fame

Joe the plumber has voiced his disappointment at what has turned out to be his "15 minutes of fame" to a local radio station in his hometown. "Yeah, I was hoping for something more exciting," said Joe from his home. Joe's "15 minutes" came as h...

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Funny story: Obama Introduces "Tim the Fornicator" To Counter "Joe the Plumber" to Endose Economic Plan!

Obama Introduces "Tim the Fornicator" To Counter "Joe the Plumber" to Endose Economic Plan!

Palm Beach, Fl / Palm Beach Post - Burned by a recent impromptu interview with now famous "Joe the Plumber", Obama has countered with "Tim the Fornicator" to explain his socialistic strategy for "Spreading the Wealth Around" amidst GOP criticism!...

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Funny story: Joe the Plumber Writes Tell-All Book

Joe the Plumber Writes Tell-All Book

Capitalizing on his recent notoriety from John McCain's public speeches, "Joe the Plumber" will release a book this Christmas detailing his life on the road as a residential plumber. Used as McCain's example of an average blue collar, hard working...

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Funny story: Obama Leads in Polls, Admits Ties to Plumber

Obama Leads in Polls, Admits Ties to Plumber

Polls continued to swing in favor of Barack Obama when he went on the offensive in the final debate, accusing John McCain of spreading the kinds of "vicious rumors and bigotry" that have led to the imprisonment of innocent people - and chickens.

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Funny story: Joe the Plumber Arrested for Crack!

Joe the Plumber Arrested for Crack!

Who hasn't seen the repugnant sight of the beneath the sink behemoth pipe engineer's refusal to say no to crack?! Most of us silently moan and look askance. But since Joe the plumber has become a Repub darling, his Democrat customers have been exhibi...

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Funny story: Cindy McCain Runs Away with Joe the Plumber

Cindy McCain Runs Away with Joe the Plumber

First lady runner up beer baronness and million-heiress, Cindy McCain is rumored to have abandoned her seventy something crank of a husband for the young muscular unlicensed tax cheat , Joe the Plumber. Cindy said that she knew John would underst...

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Funny story: Palin Had Her Pipes Cleaned by Joe the Unlicensed, Tax-Scoff Law Plumber

Palin Had Her Pipes Cleaned by Joe the Unlicensed, Tax-Scoff Law Plumber

Halfway intelligent viewers of the last debate in John McCain's political life smelt a rat when the Repub candie said Joe the Plumber more than his ubiquitous old saw, my friends. Press investigations have revealed only hours after the debate tha...

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Funny story: John McCain's blinked coded message to "Joe the Plumber" decoded: "You is my brain trust!"

John McCain's blinked coded message to "Joe the Plumber" decoded: "You is my brain trust!"

Holland, Ohio - John McCain's some three thousand eye blinks during the final presidential nominee debate did not go unnoticed by viewers last night. In fact, mathematicians at MIT claim that he was sending a coded message to "Joe the Plumber" all th...

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Funny story: "Joe the Plumber" Announces Independent Presidential Campaign

"Joe the Plumber" Announces Independent Presidential Campaign

Joe "the Plumber" Wurzelbacher announced his independent candidacy for the presidency of the United States today, citing a need to defeat "that socialist [Barack Obama]," a task he feels is not being accomplished by Republican challenger, Senator Joh...

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Funny story: John McCain, Botox And Joe The Plumber

John McCain, Botox And Joe The Plumber

Did Joe the plumber inject John McCain's eyelids with Botox or did Joe leave a wrench on the Senator's chair before last night's debate? Bouncing about in his seat, McCain's eyes remained fixed, Orphan Annie wide, (mercifully without eyeliner) lookin...

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Funny story: The New GOP Ticket: McCain & Joe The Plumber

The New GOP Ticket: McCain & Joe The Plumber

YUMA, Arizona - In a highly unprecedented and shocking political move, Sen. John McCain has dropped Sarah Palin as his running mate and replaced her with Joe Wurzelbacher (aka Joe The Plumber). This unbelievable turn of events comes just less tha...

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Funny story: "Joe the Plumber", "Joe Six Pack" and "Say it isn't so Joe" caught in compromising position with "Joe Blow"

"Joe the Plumber", "Joe Six Pack" and "Say it isn't so Joe" caught in compromising position with "Joe Blow"

Fresno, California - GOP middleclass icons "Joe the Plumber", "Joe Six Pack" and "Say it isn't so Joe" were all arrested at a highway rest stop in Fresno, California for lewd conduct in a public place. Police arrested all three men in a men's bat...

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