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Funny story: Kanye West Hits Back At Joan Rivers After She Comments That His Baby Is Ugly

Kanye West Hits Back At Joan Rivers After She Comments That His Baby Is Ugly

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and his baby mama Kim Kardashian cannot believe how hateful, insensitive, and downright mean Joan Rivers can be. Joan recently stated that Kanye and Kim's new baby North West is ugly and really needs to be waxed. Well dad...

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Funny story: FOX Television Found To Be Infested With Strangely Obvious Subversives

FOX Television Found To Be Infested With Strangely Obvious Subversives

The conservative news agency FOX News has been found to be riddled with subversives, anarchic souls whose unwholesome lifestyles do not conform to FOX's strict right leaning policies. Even more surprising, some of these cancerous maladies that weaken...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Was Banned From Attending The Grammy Award Show

Justin Bieber Was Banned From Attending The Grammy Award Show

HOLLYWOOD - Several entertainment news programs are reporting that the much troubled singer Justin Bieber was actually banned from attending the 56th Annual Grammy Award Show at L.A.'s Staples Center. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Gets Into It With Ellen DeGeneres On Ellen's Talk Show

Joan Rivers Gets Into It With Ellen DeGeneres On Ellen's Talk Show

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers loves being called The Queen of Mean. She has been known to turn herself into a vicious rattlesnake quicker than Wynonna Judd can eat a honey covered biscuit. Rivers who is 80-years-old still loves nothing better than g...

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Funny story: A Close Friend of Alec Baldwin's Says The 30 Rock Star Is Heading For The Gutter

A Close Friend of Alec Baldwin's Says The 30 Rock Star Is Heading For The Gutter

NEW YORK CITY - The year 2013, was one that actor Alec "The Brat" Baldwin may want to conveniently forget. The past year saw the troubled actor make racial slurs at a photographer, utter gay remarks toward a British journalist, and refer to the Ea...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lawrence Fires Back At Joan Rivers Saying She Looks Like A Friggin' Space Alien

Jennifer Lawrence Fires Back At Joan Rivers Saying She Looks Like A Friggin' Space Alien

TULSA, Oklahoma - Jennifer Lawrence, star of The Hunger Games was visiting an old friend in Tulsa when she was asked about her recent feud with Joan Rivers. Lawrence smiled and said that she has no idea why the Yiddish Witch From Hell attacked her...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says Alec Baldwin Is Nothing But A Whining Brat Just Like Justin Bieber

Joan Rivers Says Alec Baldwin Is Nothing But A Whining Brat Just Like Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers, who is known as The Queen of Mean, recently told Larry King that she is tired of hearing about the whining brat known as Alec Baldwin always complaining about the paparazzi. Rivers said that the paparazzi made Baldwin...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says No To Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

Joan Rivers Says No To Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers prides herself in being known as the Queen of Mean. And she has certainly demonstrated that she has some big far reaching claws on many occasions. The 80-year-old comedian was recently asked by the producers of the hit...

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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Go (12-2) As They Pound The New York Giants 23-0

The Seattle Seahawks Go (12-2) As They Pound The New York Giants 23-0

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Former New York Giants player Michael Strayhan, who is now the co-host of Live With Kelly and Michael, was not a happy Giants alumni as he watched his former team get clobbered 23-0 by the Seattle Seahawks. A close fr...

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Funny story: After Dozens of Cosmetic Surgeries Heidi Montag Denies That Next She Is Getting A Sex Change

After Dozens of Cosmetic Surgeries Heidi Montag Denies That Next She Is Getting A Sex Change

BEVERLY HILLS - There is no female in Hollywood who has gotten more cosmetic surgery done on her face and body than Heidi Montag, with maybe the one possible exception of Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers. Montag has had everything done from getting...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Star In The Motion Picture 'The Boy Toy'

Jennifer Lopez To Star In The Motion Picture 'The Boy Toy'

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Sky Castle Films has just announced that Jennifer Lopez will soon start filming on the Bellanino Terrabini epic film The Boy Toy. J.Lo, who is 44, made it very clear that she would only agree to star in the movie if...

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Funny story: Madonna Says That Joan Rivers Needs To Retire

Madonna Says That Joan Rivers Needs To Retire

NEW YORK CITY - If there is one person who cannot stand not being in the limelight it's Madonna the former Material Girl and now Material Granny. Madonna recently told Larry King on The Viagra View that she really thinks that Joan "The Moan" River...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Remarks That Miley Cyrus Needs A Good Spanking

Joan Rivers Remarks That Miley Cyrus Needs A Good Spanking

NEW YORK CITY - The undisputed Queen of Mean, Joan Rivers has commented that Miss Miley Cyrus has really gone off the deep end and the little wayward brat needs a good spanking. Rivers, who is 80, appeared on The Viagra View with Larry King and Re...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Hopes That Anthony Weiner Becomes The Next Mayor of New York City

Joan Rivers Hopes That Anthony Weiner Becomes The Next Mayor of New York City

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers recently appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael and she was asked what she thought about Anthony Weiner and his ongoing off-color carnival. Rivers, who turned 80, in June, replied that she loves it and it has given the...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers: John Mayer Needs To Be Neutered

Joan Rivers: John Mayer Needs To Be Neutered

BEVERLY HILLS - Joan Rivers flew from New York City to Beverly Hills to buy a special brand of facial collagen that she can only get on the Left Coast. Rivers who is 80, recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and talked about her different...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Caught Skinny Dipping In New York City's East River

Joan Rivers Caught Skinny Dipping In New York City's East River

NEW YORK CITY - In a story that certainly fits the you gotta see it to believe it cliché, comedian Joan Rivers, 79, was caught swimming au naturel in the East River. When NYPD officers approached Ms. Rivers they noticed a faint smell of Scotch com...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Thrown Out of Anger Management Classes For Being Too Angry

Joan Rivers Thrown Out of Anger Management Classes For Being Too Angry

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers AKA The Queen of Mean has just revealed a startling fact. The 79-year-old told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that back in March she was thrown out of an anger management class due to the fact that her instructor sai...

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