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Funny story: Jimmy Carter Claims Obama Stole "Worst President Ever" Award From Him

Jimmy Carter Claims Obama Stole "Worst President Ever" Award From Him

Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, is furious about reports claiming that Barack Obama is ahead of him in recent polls asking Americans who they believe is the worst president in our history. It was Carter who good heartedly re...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carter's Great Nephew Arrested For Smuggling Cocaine In Peanuts

Jimmy Carter's Great Nephew Arrested For Smuggling Cocaine In Peanuts

Presley Carter, the grandson of Billy Carter, was arrested in Nagales, Arizona not far from the Mexican border while trying to smuggle an undetermined amount (at press time) of cocaine inside a package of peanuts. "He told us that he had went to...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carr almost apologises to Ann Widdecombe. Almost.

Jimmy Carr almost apologises to Ann Widdecombe. Almost.

Comedian Jimmy Carr has apologised to former Conservative MP for Maidstone and the Weald, the fragrant Ann Widdecombe for lewd, distasteful and downright bloody disgusting comments he made on terrifically jolly TV politics quiz show 'Have I Got News...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carter Calls Rush Limbaugh A Racist!

Jimmy Carter Calls Rush Limbaugh A Racist!

Former President Jimmy Carter called talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, a racist after hearing that Limbaugh might try to buy the St. Louis Rams NFL football team. "Limbaugh can't OWN black players on the team", stated Carter, "that went out a hundred...

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Funny story: Kayne West Tells Jimmy Carter To Shut His Yap!

Kayne West Tells Jimmy Carter To Shut His Yap!

After former president Jimmy Carter began calling Joe Wilson and anyone who opposes the presidential policies of Barack Obama, a racist, Kayne West has told Carter to shut his mouth. "We don't need no Jimmy Carter telling us who President Obama is...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carter Calls Joe Wilson A Racist!

Jimmy Carter Calls Joe Wilson A Racist!

U.S. Representative Joe Wilson's oldest son defended his father against a claim by former President Jimmy Carter that the congressman's outburst during a speech by President Barack Obama was "based on racism." Responding to an audience question at...

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Funny story: White House Admits Sending 'Unmanned Drone' Jimmy Carter to Blow Up "GOP Racists!"

White House Admits Sending 'Unmanned Drone' Jimmy Carter to Blow Up "GOP Racists!"

Washington, DC/ Somewhere in a Cave Outside the Capitol - President Barack Hussein Obama, responded to critics today and tried to explain why he launched the DEMs unguided missile, Former President Jimmy Carter , on a mission to blow up the GOP wit...

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Funny story: President Carter Says 'January White Sales are Racist!'

President Carter Says 'January White Sales are Racist!'

Peanut Brittle, GA/ More News from The Nut - Former President 'Jimmie' Carter continued his crusade against Racism today when he came out strongly against Retail Economic Recovery, saying traditional 'January White Sales ' only encourage underlying...

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Funny story: Ex-Pres Carter calls Obama a Racist, and he agrees!

Ex-Pres Carter calls Obama a Racist, and he agrees!

Jimmy Carter has upset the apple cart by calling Obama a racist and without batting an eyelid, Obama agreed. The world misinterpreted "Peanut Butter" Jimmy when he mumbled the word Racist in congress, they thought that Racists were trying to hinde...

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Funny story: President Obama Won't Let Malia and Sasha Use Amy Carter's Treehouse

President Obama Won't Let Malia and Sasha Use Amy Carter's Treehouse

In the late 1970's, while Jimmy Carter was President of the United States, he had a treehouse built in the trees of the White House lawns for his daughter Amy. While the treehouse was not used in the Reagan, Bush senior, or Clinton administrations,...

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Funny story: President Not Pleased With New Obama Edition of Mr. Potato Head

President Not Pleased With New Obama Edition of Mr. Potato Head

New United States President Barack Hussein Obama is not pleased with the New Deluxe Obama edition of the Mr. Potato Head doll. While there have been other toys and candy bars commemmorating famous world leaders, and they have generally been well rec...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carter In Deep Doo Doo Again: May be Linked to Bad Peanut Butter

Jimmy Carter In Deep Doo Doo Again: May be Linked to Bad Peanut Butter

Peanutville, Ga/ Peanut News Bulletin - When it rains it pours, and lately Jimmy Carter can't seem to build a roof that won't leak to put over his head to keep from getting soaked in continued Media Storms! First it was noted that a "go fast" 17...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carter's Habitat for Humanity Completes $1B US Embassy In Iraq

Jimmy Carter's Habitat for Humanity Completes $1B US Embassy In Iraq

Baghdad,Iraq/ Madoff Investment News Update - "Holy Shit", that appears to be the uniform response by American Taxpayers when they heard the tab for the world's biggest embassy complex scheduled for completion momentarily in Iraq. Covering 104 acr...

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Funny story: Pelosi Dismisses Mexican Rocket Attacks on US as "Justified", Pleads for More Mexican Aid!

Pelosi Dismisses Mexican Rocket Attacks on US as "Justified", Pleads for More Mexican Aid!

San Diego,CA/ Homeland Security briefing - Following unprovoked rocket attacks from Mexico on civilians in Tuscon, San Diego and Abilene, House Speaker Pelosi has pleaded for restraint and understanding, saying "if we just give them more money, th...

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Funny story: Another Jimmy Carter Legacy: Free Homes Built on Dump Now Ready for DEMO!

Another Jimmy Carter Legacy: Free Homes Built on Dump Now Ready for DEMO!

Fairway Oaks/Swamp Land, Fl./ American Builder Magazine - A subdivision built in 17 days spearheaded by former President Jimmy Carter, financed by Hollywood Liberals, and built by A-List Volunteers is ready to be recycled due to shoddy planning and...

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Funny story: Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...

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Funny story: Carter "Really Milking that Lousy President Thing"

Carter "Really Milking that Lousy President Thing"

John Mccain suggested recently that Jimmy Carter was really milking his disastrous White House time. In an interview on a network television program, Mccain said that Carter likes to mention his presidency "whenever he gets a chance." Mccain adde...

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