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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Desperate To Get Married May Consult A Voodoo Woman

Jessica Simpson Desperate To Get Married May Consult A Voodoo Woman

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson is 33, and she has told some of her intimate friends that she has become extremely desperate to get married. Simpson recently met with Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle at a Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Redond...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Looking Sexy In Her Daisy Duke Short Shorts

Jessica Simpson Looking Sexy In Her Daisy Duke Short Shorts

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson is so excited that she has finally managed to lose all of her baby weight that she's pulled out all of the stops and is dressing like an 18-year-old high school girl. She was recently spotted at a Tall Timbers Sup...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around. The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

Kim Jong Un's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

PYONGYANG, North Korea - An unnamed, inside source has informed North Korea's Rice Paddy National News Agency that there appears to be some problems in North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's marriage. The source stated that Mrs. Kim Jong Un (Ri Sol Ju)...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Told By Her Closest Friends That John Mayer Will Break Her Heart (Again!)

Katy Perry Told By Her Closest Friends That John Mayer Will Break Her Heart (Again!)

LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about Russell Brand's ex-wife, Katy Perry, is that the woman is certainly one of the most stubborn individuals in Tinsel Town. Perry has been warned by several of her dearest friends that she had better end...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Jessica Simpson

Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Jessica Simpson

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson has just received a certified letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and the star of The Dukes of Hazzard movie is quite bewildered to say the least. Kim Jong Un, who is married, told her that he heard that she alr...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says She Ready To Pose In A Nude Layout Spread

Jessica Simpson Says She Ready To Pose In A Nude Layout Spread

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson has said that after being pregnant for what seemed forever, she has finally gotten her fantastically, sultry body back and she is ready to show it off. Reports out of Tinsel Town state that Simpson has already been appr...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Tired of Waiting For Baby Daddy Eric Johnson To Pop The Question

Jessica Simpson Tired of Waiting For Baby Daddy Eric Johnson To Pop The Question

BEVERLY HILLS - Jessica Simpson was at the Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive getting her black roots touched up. She told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that her patience with the father of her two children is wearing extremely thin. "Thinner th...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Is Talking Divorce

Jessica Simpson Is Talking Divorce

LOS ANGELES - The latest starlet to mention the dreaded "D" word is Jessica Simpson, who was a big hit as Daisy Duke in the 2005 movie The Dukes of Hazzard. Simpson, who recently had her second child from fiancé Eric Johnson, spoke to Fajita San G...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Dissed By Friends For Getting Back Together With John Mayer

Katy Perry Dissed By Friends For Getting Back Together With John Mayer

VENICE BEACH - According to several of Katy Perry's close friends the "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Singer" needs to make an appointment with a therapist. Perry has decided to get back together with John Mayer, the man who has already broken her...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Has Her Second Baby - Now She Says She Needs A Husband

Jessica Simpson Has Her Second Baby - Now She Says She Needs A Husband

BEVERLY HILLS - Jessica Simpson has just given birth to her second child. She stated that she can hardly wait to loose all the weight she gained so that she can get back into her Daisy Duke short shorts and show off her gorgeous 32-year-old body.

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Funny story: A Very Pregnant Jessica Simpson Reveals Her Amazing Cravings

A Very Pregnant Jessica Simpson Reveals Her Amazing Cravings

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson says that she has just about gotten used to being habitually pregnant. She told Celebrity Globe's Pia Confetti that she doesn't know how OctoMom AKA Nadya Suleman could possibly have had 14 kids. Simpson, who is 32...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Proclaims Her Baby Bump Is Prettier Than Kim Kardashian's Baby Bump

Jessica Simpson Proclaims Her Baby Bump Is Prettier Than Kim Kardashian's Baby Bump

SANTA MONICA - Jessica Simpson has always been the type of self-centered individual who constantly strives to top whatever the next person has done. She has done that with music, movies, personal hygiene products, and now with her baby bump. Si...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, who has had her share of ups and downs where male relationships are concerned is reportedly on Cloud 9. The singer, actress, and business mogul has just announced that her brand new perfume is now available in al...

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Funny story: "You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...

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Funny story: John Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry

John Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry

WEST HOLLYWOOD - According to a close friend of John Mayer the singer has been approached by the supermarket tabloid Say What? about purchasing some nude photos of his ex-girlfriend Katy Perry. The 35 year old known as Mayer The Player told Say Wh...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's Got Another Baby Bump!

Jessica Simpson's Got Another Baby Bump!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby boy on May 1, and seven months later she is pregnant again. Simpson, 32, says that she is literally shocked that one of her eggs got fertilized so quickly. She commented that it is somewhat bi...

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