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Funny story: The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - It is extremely rare that the top rated dance show Dancing With The Stars rejects a celebrity who actually asks to appear on the show. But the shows producer Bernadette Penderlicki informed Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota...

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Funny story: Jersey Shore Stars Featured in Italy but Ignored by Italians

Jersey Shore Stars Featured in Italy but Ignored by Italians

Hoping to capitalize on the modest U.S. success of the cable TV reality series, Jersey Shore, producers send the new series trailer along with a few of its stars to Italy in order to hype the next season. Their arrival was met with unexpected si...

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Funny story: The Cast of 'The Jersey Shore' is Returning For A Season Number Three Except For One of Its Guido's

The Cast of 'The Jersey Shore' is Returning For A Season Number Three Except For One of Its Guido's

TRENTON, New Jersey - Vinnie Vincent Bellavista the producer of the hit reality series The Jersey Shore has just announced that the show will be returning in August for a third season. Bellavista says that he had actually toyed with the idea of re...

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Funny story: Snooki Evades Arrest on Impersonating an Italian-American Warrant, Crashes into Cop Car

Snooki Evades Arrest on Impersonating an Italian-American Warrant, Crashes into Cop Car

MTV almost lost it's greasiest "Jersey Shore" cast member over the weekend, when gelatinous rodent Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi rammed her car into the back of a police vehicle, and sources say she was evading police attempting to arrest her for Impersona...

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Funny story: MTV's Jersey Shore star Snooki - punches herself in the face

MTV's Jersey Shore star Snooki - punches herself in the face

It was announced today that late yesterday that the reason for Nicole Polizzi's (a.k.a.'Snooki') recent hospitalization was due to a minor concussion that she apparently inflicted on herself by punching herself in the face. A couple of years ago,...

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Funny story: The Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Crashes Into A Police Car

The Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Crashes Into A Police Car

FLORENCE, Italy - The cast of The Jersey Shore seems to somehow manage to stay on the front pages of the Italian news media. The Daily Vino reports that one of the shows stars, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the little bitty actress and a female companion were driving in Florence looking for a nice pizza parlor. As their Fiat Multipla approached an intersection Polizzi did not notice that there wa...

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Funny story: Jersey Shore Snookie's Mugshot Finally Released to Press

Jersey Shore Snookie's Mugshot Finally Released to Press

Following her original arrest in 2010 and a frantic effort by her publicist to hold back New Jersey police bookiing photos, the reality show potty mouth who calls herself Snookie got more attention today when her bad-hair day police photo was pirated...

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Funny story: MTV Further Disintegrates Civilized Culture By Greenlighting Paulie D, Snooki "Jersey Shore" Spinoffs

MTV Further Disintegrates Civilized Culture By Greenlighting Paulie D, Snooki "Jersey Shore" Spinoffs

MTV, the basic-cable cesspool that is single-handedly ruining the United States of America, accelerates said ruination by ordering twelve episodes each of two "Jersey Shore" spinoffs. "Our research shows that there are still between 25,000 and 50,...

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Funny story: Snooki Advises Toni Morrison to Get a Pouf

Snooki Advises Toni Morrison to Get a Pouf

Don't count Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, "The Jersey Shore" star, among those who were shocked to learn that she was paid $32,000 for her talk at Rutgers University, while famous author Toni Morrison is being paid only $30,000 to give the Rutgers commenc...

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Funny story: Snooki Offers to Make Out with Tim Gunn in Exchange for Project Runway Makeover

Snooki Offers to Make Out with Tim Gunn in Exchange for Project Runway Makeover

Tim Gunn, mentor extraordinaire of Project Runway, has stated publicly that he wants nothing to do with Snooki and her wayward ways, and therefore, the show will not be featuring her in any upcoming episodes. But Snooki has wiles and use them she...

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Funny story: President Obama Apologizes To Italy For Hosting Season 4 Of Minstrel Show 'Jersey Shore'.

President Obama Apologizes To Italy For Hosting Season 4 Of Minstrel Show 'Jersey Shore'.

President Obama snuck an interesting bit of international preemptive fence-mending State of the Union address last night: "And we hope that the good relationship we've had with post-Mussolini Italy will continue, even after they host season 4 of J...

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Funny story: It's Moving Time: "The Jersey Shore" Is Relocating To Venice, Italy - "The View" Is Moving To Baghdad, Iraq

It's Moving Time: "The Jersey Shore" Is Relocating To Venice, Italy - "The View" Is Moving To Baghdad, Iraq

NEW YORK CITY - It is now official executives of the highly popular show The Jersey Shore have just announced that the cast and crew is moving to Venice, Italy. The Shows producer Vinnie Vincent Bellavista stated that he decided to move the show a...

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Funny story: "The Jersey Shores" JWoww And "Growing Up Kardashian's" Kim Kardashian Give Each Other 'Lip Service'

"The Jersey Shores" JWoww And "Growing Up Kardashian's" Kim Kardashian Give Each Other 'Lip Service'

NEW YORK CITY - One of the stars of the reality show The Jersey Shore, JWoww has come out swinging against one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, Kim. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight JWoww is extremely upset that KimKar is denying that s...

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Funny story: The Joy Behar Vs. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Feud Is Getting Downright Dirty

The Joy Behar Vs. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Feud Is Getting Downright Dirty

NEW YORK CITY - The feud between Joy Behar and "Snooki" Polizzi has been ignited and now gasoline has been throw on the fire. Behar, the 68-year-old co-host of The View as well as the host of her own show on the Headline News Channel The Joy Behar...

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Funny story: Book Of Revelation Updated To Include Snooki Ball-drop As Sign Of Apocalypse

Book Of Revelation Updated To Include Snooki Ball-drop As Sign Of Apocalypse

The Catholic Church has announced that God has commanded them to revise the Book Of Revelation, to include MTV's "Snooki Ball-drop" as a sign of the Apocalypse. "OK, here's the deal," said the Pope, whose name I am too lazy to research. I think i...

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Funny story: Commemorative Coin Makes Kate and William Look like Snooki and the Situation

Commemorative Coin Makes Kate and William Look like Snooki and the Situation

Most everyone who has seen the Royal Wedding Commemorative Coin with botched likenesses of Kate Middleton and Prince William are coming up with some very unkind things to say about them. Everything from calling William a "hunka hunka burnin' love" to...

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Funny story: Snooki Arrested Again For Assault After Shitting On Next Door Neighbor

Snooki Arrested Again For Assault After Shitting On Next Door Neighbor

Our gal Snooki is up to her rear and in some serious shit after she allegedly attacked a woman in a Barnes & Noble bathroom stall. "I am innocent", stated Snooki, but the police took her in anyway. According to the story our Clarence Bria...

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