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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Led For 3 Quarters and 12 Minutes, But The Pittsburgh Steelers Managed To Mount a Late Game Come Back

The Dallas Cowboys Led For 3 Quarters and 12 Minutes, But The Pittsburgh Steelers Managed To Mount a Late Game Come Back

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The Cowboys have nothing to be ashamed of as they led the only undefeated team in the NFL, the Pittsburgh Steelers, all the way until the final three minutes of the game. Cowboys 6th-string quarterback, Garrett Gilbert,…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose Yet Again – Coach McCarthy To Start 4th String Quarterback Chang Bombay Next Week

The Dallas Cowboys Lose Yet Again – Coach McCarthy To Start 4th String Quarterback Chang Bombay Next Week

PHILADELPHIA – (Sports Satire) – Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that watching his team lose to the Philadelphia Eagles 23-9, was like watching a high school football game, what with all the trick plays his team used. He pointed out to Hercu…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones is Considering Signing Tim Tebow To Be His Starting Quarterback

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones is Considering Signing Tim Tebow To Be His Starting Quarterback

DALLAS – (Satire Sports) – Jerry Jones is in a world of hurt, as they say out yonder in the Lone Star state. The Cowboys owner is down to having to use his third-string quarterback, Ben DiNucci, after Dak Prescott and Andy Dalton have both been i…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Are Getting Worse, and Worse, and Worse

The Dallas Cowboys Are Getting Worse, and Worse, and Worse

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Well the infamous “Play From Behind” Dallas Cowboys have stuck to their new playbook game plan of digging themselves in a hole early in the game and then having to play “Catch-Up.” Sports Territory Magazine is…

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Funny story: The Rumor Mill is Putting Out That Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones May Be Putting The Team on The Market

The Rumor Mill is Putting Out That Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones May Be Putting The Team on The Market

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – According to Sports Territory Magazine, Jerry Jones may be contemplating putting his Dallas Cowboys on the market. STM’s Tango Brisket said that Jones told him that, at 78, he doesn’t know how much more disappointment he…

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Funny story: The Zak-Less Dallas Cowboys Play Hapless

The Zak-Less Dallas Cowboys Play Hapless

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – It has been a long time since an NFL team missed a player the way the Cowboys are missing quarterback, Dak Prescott. The Cowpokes poked along at the start of the game, and kept to their habitual gameplan of taking out th…

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale

Jerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Dallas Cowboys owner and man who knows how to turn a buck or a million, Jerry Jones, has just announced the much-awaited news…The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is now on sale. Jones, who owns the most ex…

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Funny story: The Play-From-Behind Dallas Cowboys Are Going to Have to Put Their Shovels Away

The Play-From-Behind Dallas Cowboys Are Going to Have to Put Their Shovels Away

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys seem to have made a habit of digging themselves into a hole, early on in the game, and then having the difficult task of having to play-from-behind. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told the Sports Bet Gazett…

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Funny story: 40 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Are Tested For The Coronapalooza Virus and 2 Tested Positive

40 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Are Tested For The Coronapalooza Virus and 2 Tested Positive

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told Sports Territory Magazine, that two of the forty Cowboy cheerleaders have contracted the C-19 virus. He said that Samantha Winnipeg, 27, and Cleo Denderdoogan, 24, will be quarantine…

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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Didn’t Need The 12th Man To Defeat The Dallas Cowboys

The Seattle Seahawks Didn’t Need The 12th Man To Defeat The Dallas Cowboys

SEATTLE – (Sports Satire) – The Seattle Seahawks defeated the Dallas Cowboys 38 to 31, before an empty stadium. Seahawks coach Pete Carroll pointed out that the team did not need the help of the 12th man. The 12th man refers to the team’s fans,…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Say Their Cheering Definitely Makes The Cowboys Play Better

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Say Their Cheering Definitely Makes The Cowboys Play Better

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has stated that it’s no secret that the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are the best cheerleaders in all of sports. It’s been noted by many sports writers that the “Rah Rah Girls”, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has chr…

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Funny story: Two Disgruntled Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Throw Jerry Jones Under the Bus

Two Disgruntled Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Throw Jerry Jones Under the Bus

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – ESPN-4 is reporting that two veteran Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are extremely upset with the way owner Jerry Jones treats them. Melody Manzanita, 24, and Dolly Dally, 21, have filed charges against Jones, claiming that,…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Furious at the Referees Missed Calls, Files a $21 Million Lawsuit

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Furious at the Referees Missed Calls, Files a $21 Million Lawsuit

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones was interviewed by a reporter with CBS Sports, and Jones told him his team should be 1-0, but instead they’re 0-1 due to lots of missed calls by the refs. Jones said that referee Nicky “Bubba” Biggaboro, 42,…

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Funny story: Traces of the Coronavirus Are Found at AT&T Stadium, Home of the Dallas Cowboys

Traces of the Coronavirus Are Found at AT&T Stadium, Home of the Dallas Cowboys

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) - Health inspectors with the Lone Star State Health Institute have reported that they found some traces of the Coronavirus in the kitchen of The Troy Aikman Barbecue Bar & Grill, located inside AT&T Stadium. Inspec…

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Funny story: NBA Hall of Famer Magic Johnson Says Sports Needs More Black Owners

NBA Hall of Famer Magic Johnson Says Sports Needs More Black Owners

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - Magic Johnson, one of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, says that diversity has to start with having more black sports team owners. He told ESPN-4, that we definitely have more than our share of bla…

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Funny story: Ex-Cowboy Dez Bryant Says That Jerry Jones Better Pay Dak Prescott or Else Dak Will Vamoose

Ex-Cowboy Dez Bryant Says That Jerry Jones Better Pay Dak Prescott or Else Dak Will Vamoose

DALLAS – Former Dallas wide receiver, and infamous “Bad Boy”, Dez Bryant, has chimed in on the Jerry Jones – Dak Prescott contract controversy. Many sports reporters say that Dez had the worst attitude of any Dallas Cowboy since the team first cam...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Extremely Upset with Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Extremely Upset with Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott

DALLAS – A Dallas Cowboys insider has said that Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, is very angry at two of his top players. It seems that quarterback, Dak Prescott, threw a big party for some close friends and neighbors, knowing full well that Jones had...

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