DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – It has been a long time since an NFL team missed a player the way the Cowboys are missing quarterback, Dak Prescott. The Cowpokes poked along at the start of the game, and kept to their habitual gameplan of taking out th…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Dallas Cowboys owner and man who knows how to turn a buck or a million, Jerry Jones, has just announced the much-awaited news…The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is now on sale. Jones, who owns the most ex…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys seem to have made a habit of digging themselves into a hole, early on in the game, and then having the difficult task of having to play-from-behind. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told the Sports Bet Gazett…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told Sports Territory Magazine, that two of the forty Cowboy cheerleaders have contracted the C-19 virus. He said that Samantha Winnipeg, 27, and Cleo Denderdoogan, 24, will be quarantine…
SEATTLE – (Sports Satire) – The Seattle Seahawks defeated the Dallas Cowboys 38 to 31, before an empty stadium. Seahawks coach Pete Carroll pointed out that the team did not need the help of the 12th man. The 12th man refers to the team’s fans,…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has stated that it’s no secret that the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are the best cheerleaders in all of sports. It’s been noted by many sports writers that the “Rah Rah Girls”, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has chr…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – ESPN-4 is reporting that two veteran Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are extremely upset with the way owner Jerry Jones treats them. Melody Manzanita, 24, and Dolly Dally, 21, have filed charges against Jones, claiming that,…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones was interviewed by a reporter with CBS Sports, and Jones told him his team should be 1-0, but instead they’re 0-1 due to lots of missed calls by the refs. Jones said that referee Nicky “Bubba” Biggaboro, 42,…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) - Health inspectors with the Lone Star State Health Institute have reported that they found some traces of the Coronavirus in the kitchen of The Troy Aikman Barbecue Bar & Grill, located inside AT&T Stadium. Inspec…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - Magic Johnson, one of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, says that diversity has to start with having more black sports team owners. He told ESPN-4, that we definitely have more than our share of bla…
DALLAS – Former Dallas wide receiver, and infamous “Bad Boy”, Dez Bryant, has chimed in on the Jerry Jones – Dak Prescott contract controversy. Many sports reporters say that Dez had the worst attitude of any Dallas Cowboy since the team first cam...
DALLAS – A Dallas Cowboys insider has said that Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, is very angry at two of his top players. It seems that quarterback, Dak Prescott, threw a big party for some close friends and neighbors, knowing full well that Jones had...
DALLAS – Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, recently said, at a family Quinceanera, that after 21 years of an up-and-down relationship with his team, he is ready to throw in the sports towel. He sat down with Sport Bet Gazette’s Zorro L...
MANCHESTER – Plans have just about been finalized for the English football team, the Manchester United Red Devils, to play the Liverpool Reds this summer at Cowboy Stadium in Dallas, Texas. Cowboys owner billionaire Jerry Jones,77, said that he i...
It seems like only a few months ago that the world believed the fate of Jerry Jones' Dallas Cowboys would fall squarely on the often-separated shoulders of Tony Romo. Jerry Jones treated Tony Romo like the son he never had. He's been singing Romo's p...
Executives emerged from an emergency owners meeting of the National Football League, determined to stay ahead of the pressure to adopt politically correct names, which is non-existent, except where hyped by the media. Some teams are more under th...
SNYDER'S LAST STAND, LANDOVER, MARYLAND -- Responding to continuing criticism of racial insensitivity, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has announced the franchise has changed its nickname to the Cowboys. "There, happy now! The best thing i...
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