DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The Cowboys have nothing to be ashamed of as they led the only undefeated team in the NFL, the Pittsburgh Steelers, all the way until the final three minutes of the game. Cowboys 6th-string quarterback, Garrett Gilbert,…
PHILADELPHIA – (Sports Satire) – Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that watching his team lose to the Philadelphia Eagles 23-9, was like watching a high school football game, what with all the trick plays his team used. He pointed out to Hercu…
DALLAS – (Satire Sports) – Jerry Jones is in a world of hurt, as they say out yonder in the Lone Star state. The Cowboys owner is down to having to use his third-string quarterback, Ben DiNucci, after Dak Prescott and Andy Dalton have both been i…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Well the infamous “Play From Behind” Dallas Cowboys have stuck to their new playbook game plan of digging themselves in a hole early in the game and then having to play “Catch-Up.” Sports Territory Magazine is…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – According to Sports Territory Magazine, Jerry Jones may be contemplating putting his Dallas Cowboys on the market. STM’s Tango Brisket said that Jones told him that, at 78, he doesn’t know how much more disappointment he…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – It has been a long time since an NFL team missed a player the way the Cowboys are missing quarterback, Dak Prescott. The Cowpokes poked along at the start of the game, and kept to their habitual gameplan of taking out th…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Dallas Cowboys owner and man who knows how to turn a buck or a million, Jerry Jones, has just announced the much-awaited news…The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is now on sale. Jones, who owns the most ex…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys seem to have made a habit of digging themselves into a hole, early on in the game, and then having the difficult task of having to play-from-behind. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told the Sports Bet Gazett…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told Sports Territory Magazine, that two of the forty Cowboy cheerleaders have contracted the C-19 virus. He said that Samantha Winnipeg, 27, and Cleo Denderdoogan, 24, will be quarantine…
SEATTLE – (Sports Satire) – The Seattle Seahawks defeated the Dallas Cowboys 38 to 31, before an empty stadium. Seahawks coach Pete Carroll pointed out that the team did not need the help of the 12th man. The 12th man refers to the team’s fans,…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has stated that it’s no secret that the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are the best cheerleaders in all of sports. It’s been noted by many sports writers that the “Rah Rah Girls”, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has chr…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – ESPN-4 is reporting that two veteran Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are extremely upset with the way owner Jerry Jones treats them. Melody Manzanita, 24, and Dolly Dally, 21, have filed charges against Jones, claiming that,…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones was interviewed by a reporter with CBS Sports, and Jones told him his team should be 1-0, but instead they’re 0-1 due to lots of missed calls by the refs. Jones said that referee Nicky “Bubba” Biggaboro, 42,…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) - Health inspectors with the Lone Star State Health Institute have reported that they found some traces of the Coronavirus in the kitchen of The Troy Aikman Barbecue Bar & Grill, located inside AT&T Stadium. Inspec…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - Magic Johnson, one of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, says that diversity has to start with having more black sports team owners. He told ESPN-4, that we definitely have more than our share of bla…
DALLAS – Former Dallas wide receiver, and infamous “Bad Boy”, Dez Bryant, has chimed in on the Jerry Jones – Dak Prescott contract controversy. Many sports reporters say that Dez had the worst attitude of any Dallas Cowboy since the team first cam...
DALLAS – A Dallas Cowboys insider has said that Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, is very angry at two of his top players. It seems that quarterback, Dak Prescott, threw a big party for some close friends and neighbors, knowing full well that Jones had...
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