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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle steps in to heal Oasis' Gallagher brother rift

Jeremy Kyle steps in to heal Oasis' Gallagher brother rift

TV chat show host Jeremy Kyle is to host a special Oasis episode in order to try and help the Gallagher brothers mend their recent rift. The levels of problems between the two brothers hit a new high in the last few days, seeing Noel quit the band...

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Funny story: Roofarians Disease - Is TV Talk Show Host Jeremy Kyle The Latest Victim?

Roofarians Disease - Is TV Talk Show Host Jeremy Kyle The Latest Victim?

Just when we thought it was all over, Roofarians disease has raised it's ugly head again. The disease, which principally affects criminally inclined people who strip lead off church roofs by permeating the soles of their shoes and turning their feet...

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Funny story: Brown & Darling to appear on Jeremy Kyle Show

Brown & Darling to appear on Jeremy Kyle Show

Gordon Brown is set to appear on The Jeremy Kyle show where he'll take a DNA test to prove his Scottishness! Alistair Darling will be on the other sofa playing the part of the betrayed partner. Alex Salmond will be in the audience with other SM...

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Sponsors Mind Reading Research

Jeremy Kyle Sponsors Mind Reading Research

It has been revealed that self-righteous ITV evangelist Jeremy Kyle has invested over £5million of his personal fortune in research that could change the face of the criminal justice system - and move the fight against anti-social behaviour into the...

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Funny story: Jeremy Vyle told me to put a condiment on the end of it. And I got my knob stuck in a sauce bottle.

Jeremy Vyle told me to put a condiment on the end of it. And I got my knob stuck in a sauce bottle.

TV personality and self-styled 'humiliationist' Jeremy Vyle found himself in bother from the National Dyslexics Association (NDA) today. After it was found that dyslexic Chav Tyrone Dillon Mitchell 17, who has ADHD, had got his girlfriend pregnant...

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Gets Axed

Jeremy Kyle Gets Axed

Plans have been announced to pull The Jeremy Kyle Show after a sudden drop in ratings. The show first aired in July 2005 and quickly became one of the UK's most popular daytime talk shows. The programme was renowned for its confrontational approa...

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle "Went Beserk" on X-Factor

Jeremy Kyle "Went Beserk" on X-Factor

It has been revealed that the twin brother of baby-faced bigot Jeremy Kyle has been standing in for the popular moralist on his daytime "trial by television" show since May, when he was admitted to celebrity health farm The Priory after a nervous bre...

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Funny story: Celebrity special Jeremy Kyle show

Celebrity special Jeremy Kyle show

The (twice) shamed former Blue Peter presenter John Leslie revealed today that he will be appearing on a Jeremy Kyle celebrity special to clear the air and will also do a lie detector test.

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle, proudly sponsored by...?

Jeremy Kyle, proudly sponsored by...?

A Spokesperson for Stella Artois today unveiled the three year sponsorship deal with ITV's The Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Funny story: Liverpool FC To Appear On 'Jeremy Kyle'

Liverpool FC To Appear On 'Jeremy Kyle'

The feuding boardroom members and manager of Liverpool, Tom Hicks, George Gillet, Rick Parry and Rafa Benitez have all appeared on ITV's hit show 'Jeremy Kyle' to sort out their differences.

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Funny story: The Cat that ate Jeremy Kyle - My side

The Cat that ate Jeremy Kyle - My side

I am just a normal Moggie. I have done nothing to deserve the fame and recognition I get. I go out to all the hot-spots, the bottom of the garden, the end of the road, the Litter tray, it is a new club that is always shutting down and then opening somewhere else completely different.

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle's Family ask for a DNA Test

Jeremy Kyle's Family ask for a DNA Test

Sanctimonious Git Jeremy Kyle's family have all asked for a DNA test, to prove whether or not the Human Bear Baiter is a family member, or simply a bloke that they know.

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle sacked - Professor Snape from Harry Potter takes over as chat show host

Jeremy Kyle sacked - Professor Snape from Harry Potter takes over as chat show host

In a shock announcement, ITV bosses have said that chat show host Jeremy Kyle has been dropped from the Jeremy Kyle Show, which will get a new host and a new name. It will be called the Professor Snape Show and its host will be Harry Potter's pro...

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Funny story: "I'm genuinely a right Shit House " claims Jeremy Kyle.

"I'm genuinely a right Shit House " claims Jeremy Kyle.

In a statement that is bound to prematurely end the career of nonce Jeremy Kyle, the odious television presenter claimed yesterday:...

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Goes LIVE

Jeremy Kyle Goes LIVE

The popular talk programme 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' is to go on a live tour of Britain later in the year. The show, presented, as usual, by Kyle, will take place in zoos, so that middle class citizens may gawp at their pleasure.

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle show "got guest drunk to poke fun at him"

Jeremy Kyle show "got guest drunk to poke fun at him"

Makers of the Jeremy Kyle Show angrily denied allegations that they deliberately plied a guest with alcohol in order to get him drunk and make a fool of him on television.

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