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Funny story: General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

A historic defeat for the Prime Minister and her Brexit deal in the House of Commons on Tuesday, and a vote of 'no confidence' in the government on Wednesday, should have forced a General Election, but a major blunder by MPs on their ballot slips, me...

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Funny story: The Deal of the Deal

The Deal of the Deal

Embattled PM, Theresa May, has spent the day meeting MPs in an attempt to achieve a “Brexit consensus” with the current one just being “plough on wildly until we hit a wall”. Mrs May has met with an army of suited wank stains and walking beacons...

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Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn To Be Sent On An Anger Management Course

Jeremy Corbyn To Be Sent On An Anger Management Course

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has been severely disciplined by House of Commons speaker, John Bercow, who has decreed by the powers invested in him, that the Right Honourable Member should, without much further ado, attend an Anger Management Course.

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Funny story: Theresa May And Jeremy Corbyn To Mudwrestle

Theresa May And Jeremy Corbyn To Mudwrestle

Prime Minister, Theresa May, and Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, have cancelled their plans to hold a televised head-to-head debate in front of the nation, and have agreed, instead, to engage in a bout of mudwrestling. May, who suffered three smackd...

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Funny story: Momentum to launch new not-for-profit Coffee chain

Momentum to launch new not-for-profit Coffee chain

Not content taking over the Labour party, it appears left-wing activists Momentum have decided to take over the world of coffee. The popular left-wing pressure group launched their new not-for-profit enterprise, 'Corbynista', at this year's party...

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Funny story: Corbyn slammed for not mocking woman who can't dance

Corbyn slammed for not mocking woman who can't dance

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is facing fierce criticism from across the political spectrum for his failure to make fun of Theresa May's lack of prowess on the dance floor. Corbyn has been noticeably quiet in the controversy which has seen May make...

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Funny story: Corbyn's Anti-Semitism Row Explodes Again!

Corbyn's Anti-Semitism Row Explodes Again!

Stirrings in the German countryside as Adolf appears again, and is whisked away by Jeremy Corbyn who becomes Adolf Hitler Mark 2. This 'new improved' Hitler has a beard not a moustache, he has a cunningly-kind demeanour, but, like Adolf, he has hu...

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Funny story: ‘I saw Jezza’s sausage’ says nightclub worker.

‘I saw Jezza’s sausage’ says nightclub worker.

Jeremy Corbyn’s team were in turmoil last night after a 36 year-old pole dancer, who performs under the stage name of Sturdy Annuals, claimed to have seen the Labour leader tucking into bangers and mash in a Camden café. Sturdy (real name Kylie Le...

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Funny story: UK Labour Party Leader Jeremy Corbyn displays gentler side revealing endearing bucket list

UK Labour Party Leader Jeremy Corbyn displays gentler side revealing endearing bucket list

As the UK Labour Party goes not just to hell in a handcart, but also to places that the Starship USS Enterprise never even dreamed of going to, Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Labour Party today showed his gentler side by releasing details of the "T...

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Funny story: Government in Trouble

Government in Trouble

Following a Rush of Wind, causing a great stink in the Parliamentary Chamber, an embarrassed Tory Government has issued pegs to all members attending debates. Some MP's complained that 'The Ruddy Rush of Wind' was coming from the posterior of the...

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Funny story: Labour looks forward to Boris’ “Brexit Dividend”

Labour looks forward to Boris’ “Brexit Dividend”

Labour party members are secretly preparing for power after “Prime Minister” Theresa May refused at the weekend to back her Foreign Secretary’s continuing claim that there will be a “Brexit Dividend”. The continued and ever increasing claims eman...

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Funny story: Corbyn's Anti-Semitism Row Explodes

Corbyn's Anti-Semitism Row Explodes

Jeremy Corbyn was today criticised for not praising the Israeli Government for killing unarmed demonstrators at the Gaza/Israel border. 'This is a clear case of blatant anti-semitism' declared 20 Labour MP's who demanded that Corbyn should resign.

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Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn wants proof that dinosaurs are extinct

Jeremy Corbyn wants proof that dinosaurs are extinct

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has defied colleagues by refusing to accept that dinosaurs are extinct, The Marxist leader, who models himself on Rick from the Young Ones, and still wears a smelly hat, told reporters that it is likely that dinosaurs a...

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Funny story: Clever Corbyn goes Smart

Clever Corbyn goes Smart

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has finally grasped the wants of today's generation and proposed a revamp of democracy as we know it. "Yes, all these elections and parties and stuff are anachronistic. I want to take this country into a new era. We w...

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Funny story: Britain trolls another election

Britain trolls another election

For the third year running, voters in the UK have been asked who they think should lead the country. For the third year running, they have replied "not them". The question of who they actually would like to run the country is still unanswered, but th...

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Funny story: May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

During a TV election debate last night, Prime Minister Theresa May attacked opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn by saying that he would not be prepared to drop nuclear weapons on the EU headquarters as part of the Brexit negotiations. Corbyn responde...

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Funny story: May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion

May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion

Fashion on the long winding election road seems to be deadly important. It matters little to none if a politician is able to deal effectively with the EU or our upcoming Brexit begging but it does matter to the wider public what type of shoes their w...

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