Former editor of the News of The World Rebekah Crooks today flatly denied a love tryst with former boss Rupert 'Rumpy Pumpy' Murdoch. The former News International CEO who resigned last year and was arrested 'by appointment' has been in and out of...
Driving Daily - Britain's favourite car mad mag for over 50 years - EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JAMES MAY, JEREMY CLARKSON AND RICHARD HAMMOND AFTER THEY WERE CAUGHT SMUGGLING 400 JARS OF ELEPHANT SPERM IN THE BACK OF A 1982 FORD CORTINA IN INDIA. Learners be warned, your dreams of owning and driving your own car are about to be pulverised! As of 1st January 2013 budding motorists will be force...
The Mini, the iconoclastic automobile has won another award to add to it's bulging trophy cabinet: most inappropriately named car of the year. "For a car called a Mini," said Jeremy Clarkson, co-presenter on BBC2's car magazine show, Top Gear!, "y...
The world was shocked to the core today when Jermey Clarkson took a vow of silence, thus failing to verbally attack anyone with his pointless idiotic rants. Recent targets include Indians, public sector workers, cockle pickers and The Isle of Shep...
London - News that the norovirus - or winter vomiting bug - is endemic in 99% of British oysters has hit Clarkson badly. The Top Gear presented has told reporters bits of shellfish carapace are always clogging up the Barking to Dagenham line. "...
Jeremy Clarkson has been shot by the Chinese Army within minutes of landing in Beijing today. A Communist Party official said, "This was a necessary pre-emptive strike; he has threatened to have socialists shoot in his own country. We were afraid...
Jeremy Clarkson got into trouble yesterday for offending X-Factor contestant Frankie Cocozza. The Top Gear host reportedly said Frankie was like "a distressed dog in pain". Jeremy Clarkson has been known to get into trouble for offensive comm...
Top Gear presenter and lothario, Jeremy Clarkson, is set to announce his departure from the world's favourite motoring TV show. Following hot on the heels of further revelations of extramarital indiscretions and the withdrawal of his super injunction...
The international hit BBC motoring and lads TV favourite 'Top Gear' has come under attack for fakery. According to BBC insiders, host Jeremy Clarkson (51) is a vegan, drives a Prius and is a member of 'Friends of the Earth'. "Jeremy hates his p...
Unbelievably popular television journalist, Jeremy Clarkson, has - according to chiropody reports - got a verruca. The chiropody reports, liberated from a Chipping Norton waste paper bin and painstakingly glued back together from their shredded re...
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Jeremy Clarkson. Another thing I can't stand is the cat. Yes, the cat that sits on my window sill every evening and looks at me. I can feel its green eyes burning into my soul, while I'm heating the milk. Into my very soul, they burn, while the skin forms on the milk and it begins to rise dangerously high up the sides of the milk pan. Bastit, that was t...
Popular motoring programme, Top Gear, returns to BBC2 this evening for its 17th season. Presented by Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, the show is BBC2's most popular programme and it's best-selling show around the world. It conti...
Reports coming in today suggest that Brit wrinklies, Jeremy Clarkson or Piers Morgan could be 'Vampire Diaries' starlet Nina Dobrev's secret boyfriend, and VD co-star Ian Somerhalder is said to be 'gutted' by the revelation. In a world where nobod...
Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress That's all I read of a headline in a 'daily' today. Well, I thought to myself, naturally the affair WOULD be with a mistress, unless it was a fella. I didn't bother reading the whole article because, quite frankly, most of those so called 'celebs' are doing 'it' with anyone, everywhere, anyway they can these days. Don't kid yourselves. They'...
The UK TV watchdog Ofcom has given popular BBC television programme "Top Gear" their permission and blessings to insult the Mexicans. However, the Mexican-insulting contract from the BBC failed to mention the other conditions connected with this p...
Jeremy Clarkson, cheeky chappy, feels he's being "Tiger Wooded" by several people claiming to have seen him going "full throttle" in public with several "bimbo beauties" all over the world who just love laying across his bonnet? Obviously Jeremy i...
The BBC's Comic Relief co-ordinator Ned Roseday has made a pledge that if enough people donate to their fundraising appeal he will force Jeremy Clarkson to re-enact a scene from the film Black Swan in full costume. "It's a little known clause in h...
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