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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Seen Yodelling Over Hooker 'Juicy Jeni' With Lonely Goatherd

Wayne Rooney Seen Yodelling Over Hooker 'Juicy Jeni' With Lonely Goatherd

Alarums at Lancaster Gate today as it was revealed that Wayne Rooney, England's star baldy nutted scouse striker was spotted yodelling about Bolton benefit scrounging hooker Jennifer Thompson to a lonely goatherd ahead of England's crucial Euro quali...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson and Sarah Purnell to make Sex Movie?

Jennifer Thompson and Sarah Purnell to make Sex Movie?

Erstwhile girlfriend of Ashley Cole and lap-dancer, Sarah Purnell and Bolton prostitute, Jennifer Thompson who boasts Wayne Rooney amongst her clients, have announced plans to star jointly in a sex film. 'It seems the right time for both of us', s...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson 'an upmarket version of Kate Middleton' says hooker agency

Jennifer Thompson 'an upmarket version of Kate Middleton' says hooker agency

Manchester - (Ass Mess): The Salford Slappers Escort Agency said today Thompson started off as a stunt double for some of Kate's less palatable early assigments (don't ask!) The two brunettes' physical resemblance was uncanny and spawned a whole...

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Funny story: Rooneygate: Wayne & Coleen, a True Partnership - He Beds the Call Girls, She Issues the Injunctions...

Rooneygate: Wayne & Coleen, a True Partnership - He Beds the Call Girls, She Issues the Injunctions...

That's right sportsfans, following today's so called 'exclusive' revelations in The Mail and elsewhere that Wayne Rooney has been smashing the granny out of Manchester call girls for a couple of years now - including one called Jennifer Thompson aka...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry

Jennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry

Oh dear, Wayne, we expected better... So said Skoob News Sports correspondent and part time caretaker, Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) of Salford University near Portsmouth this morning. "Seems like Wazza's graduated from Granny shagging...

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