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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Admits That If She Was A Man She Would Be All Over Jennifer Aniston

Chelsea Handler Admits That If She Was A Man She Would Be All Over Jennifer Aniston

LOS ANGELES - Chelsea Handler has stated on several occasions on her TV talk show Chelsea Lately that contrary to widespread rumors she is not now nor has she ever been a lesbianite. Handler said that she thinks that the vicious gender rumors may...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Wants To Move To Greenland

Angelina Jolie Wants To Move To Greenland

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has stated that she can no longer put up with all of the rampant rumors about Brad Pitt being unfaithful to her. She said that the latest rumor to come out of the rumor mills has Brad cavorting with a young Hooter's...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Boyfriend Justin Theroux That She'd Like To Have A Baby Before She Turns 50

Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Boyfriend Justin Theroux That She'd Like To Have A Baby Before She Turns 50

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who is 44, has just told her fiancé Justin Theroux, 42, that she would love to have a baby before her 50th birthday. Aniston has not hidden the fact that she is really getting tired of waiting around for Justin to...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston and her long time fiancé Justin Theroux were recently spotted at The Fredericks of Hollywood Bra Museum. The two were seen giggling at a bra that had been donated to the museum by Dolly Parton. Jennifer also was ama...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Makes An Astounding Announcement

Angelina Jolie Makes An Astounding Announcement

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie says that she has really grow quite depressed at the fact that her longtime boyfriend Brad Pitt has put their wedding on hold. Jolie was ready to finally become Mrs. Brad Pitt when her blonde paramour literally pulle...

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Funny story: George Clooney Admits He Has A Crush On Jennifer Aniston

George Clooney Admits He Has A Crush On Jennifer Aniston

LAS VEGAS - George Clooney flew to Las Vegas to take a much needed break from the on-going question carnival that is taking place in LaLaLand regarding his break up with the gorgeously sexy Stacy Keibler. Clooney said that it was a fantastic two y...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Concerned As Angelina Jolie's Weight Plummets Down To 91 Pounds!

Brad Pitt Concerned As Angelina Jolie's Weight Plummets Down To 91 Pounds!

NEW YORK CITY - Friends of Angelina Jolie, 38, are very concerned at her tremendous weight loss. One longtime friend identified as Ribby Ping, 40, said that at first everyone just figured that Angie had one hell of a tapeworm. But after X-rays...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Dissed By Friends For Getting Back Together With John Mayer

Katy Perry Dissed By Friends For Getting Back Together With John Mayer

VENICE BEACH - According to several of Katy Perry's close friends the "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Singer" needs to make an appointment with a therapist. Perry has decided to get back together with John Mayer, the man who has already broken her...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt said that the tremendous stress that he has gone through the past two weeks has caused him to eat like a thoroughbred racehorse. And as a result he has gained a whopping 21 pounds which he blames mostly on his addiction t...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married

Jennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston is reportedly having second thoughts about getting married to Justin Theroux. The latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine has an article written by Savannah Kettle which conveys the fact that Aniston has had a change...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Reveals Her Catalina Island Love Nest

Katy Perry Reveals Her Catalina Island Love Nest

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry says that contrary to some of the rumors that have been circulating out of the Left Coast rumor mills she is not planning on getting back together with the jerk known as John Mayer. Katy told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico d...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Talking Splitsville

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Talking Splitsville

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Brad Pitt has stated that Brad has hinted that he and Angelina Jolie could be splitting up. The friend who was Brad's stunt double in two of his movies said that the pressure from constantly being in the entertain...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson and Jennifer Aniston To Star In The Attack of The Vampire Cicadas

Pamela Anderson and Jennifer Aniston To Star In The Attack of The Vampire Cicadas

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has announced that filming has started on the Luigi Luigiani motion picture The Attack of The Vampire Cicadas. The film is based on the Hyacinth Cynthia Barbuckle novel titled What...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Insists That Angelina Jolie Get A Lip Reduction

Brad Pitt Insists That Angelina Jolie Get A Lip Reduction

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt recently made mention of a fact that could end up getting him in a whole world of hurt with fiancée Angelina Jolie. Pitt, 47, told the Celebrity Globe that Angie recently checked into the Salvatore Goombalini General Hosp...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston's Wedding To Justin Theroux Is Off

Jennifer Aniston's Wedding To Justin Theroux Is Off

BEVERLY HILLS - The word out of LaLaLand is that the wedding that was being touted as the Wedding of the Year has been called off. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo reported that Aniston, 44, has decided to cancel her wedding to fellow...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Finds Yet Another Boy Toy

Demi Moore Finds Yet Another Boy Toy

BEVERLY HILLS - One thing that can be said about Demi Moore is that the 50-year-old cougar does not seem to have any problem attracting males who are young enough to be her son. Moore, who is still not divorced from Ashton Kutcher, was recently sp...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Admits She Still Pines For Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston Admits She Still Pines For Brad Pitt

MARINA DEL REY, California - Jennifer Aniston recently stated that lately she has found herself on the moody side and feels that her biological clock is ticking at double time. The 43-year-old actress who is engaged to Justin Theroux, 41, remarked...

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