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Funny story: Jenna Bush says wedding night 'sounds like torture'

Jenna Bush says wedding night 'sounds like torture'

The daughter of President George W Bush, Jenna Bush has spoken out about her fears surrounding what may occur on her wedding night.

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Funny story: Oscar de la Rent Boy 'thrilled' at Jenna Bush's choice of wedding gown

Oscar de la Rent Boy 'thrilled' at Jenna Bush's choice of wedding gown

Crawford, Texas - (Nuptial Mess): Fabled American couturier Oscar de la Rent Boy is said to be ecstatic at Jenna Bush's cutom-built wedding dress that took his design team over a month to stitch up from start to finish.

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Funny story: Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into...

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Funny story: Texas Loads Up For Bush Wedding

Texas Loads Up For Bush Wedding

CRAWFORD, Texas The wedding of President Bush's daughter at his 1,600-acre ranch is the social event of the year in the shit-kickin' Texas town of Crawford.

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Funny story: Catering Plans Revealed For Jena Bush Wedding

Catering Plans Revealed For Jena Bush Wedding

Jena Bush will be married this weekend at her father's ranch near Crawford, Texas. Considering that "Daddy" is President of the United States, it is a significant ranch and a lot of money is involved in giving away the First Daughter.

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Funny story: Giant sinkhole appears at Predator Chapel Ranch two days before Jenna's wedding

Giant sinkhole appears at Predator Chapel Ranch two days before Jenna's wedding

Crawford, Texas - (Nuptial Mess): A huge cavity has appeared at the Predator Chapel Ranch home of President Bush two days ahead of daughter Jenna's wedding to Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar.

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Funny story: Jenna Bush to model for Victoria's Beaver

Jenna Bush to model for Victoria's Beaver

Crawford, Texas - (Hairy Ass Mess): Just weeks away from her wedding to Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar Jenna Bush has signed a lucrative modelling contract with racy lingerie boutique chain Victoria's Beaver.

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Funny story: Agents Seize 911 Bottles of Rattlesnake-Infused Vodka bound for Jenna Bush's wedding

Agents Seize 911 Bottles of Rattlesnake-Infused Vodka bound for Jenna Bush's wedding

Crawford, Texas - (Rioters): Officials from the Keep-Texas-Wholesome Alcoholic Beverage Commission have seized 911 bottles of an illicit 75 degree proof rattle snake-infused vodka bound for Jenna Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch wedding in May.

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Funny story: Pyongyang Philharmonic booked for Jenna Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch Wedding

Pyongyang Philharmonic booked for Jenna Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch Wedding

Crawford, Texas - (Orchestrated Mess): In a tit-for-tat exchange of cultural realpolitik the Pyongyang Philharmonic Orchestra has been booked to play at Jenna Bush's May 10 wedding at the family homestead Predator Chapel Ranch.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson booked to sing at Jenna Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch wedding

Michael Jackson booked to sing at Jenna Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch wedding

Crawford, Texas - (Dysfunctional Mess): Singer Michael Jackson will entertain wedding guests at Jenna Bush and Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar's May 10th nuptials at the Predator Chapel Ranch presidential family home in Crawford.

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Funny story: Jenna Bush: "Henry roused me at 4am up the Cadillac Mountain"

Jenna Bush: "Henry roused me at 4am up the Cadillac Mountain"

Washington DC - (Prenup Mess): Jenna Bush says she fell for Henry Hagar when he first roused her one morning at 4 am "up Cadillac Mountain".

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Funny story: Jenna Bush wedding: in-laws demand pre-nup virginity test

Jenna Bush wedding: in-laws demand pre-nup virginity test

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Jenna Bush's prosepctive in-laws have demanded that she takes a virginity test as part of a pre-nup agreement ahead of her wedding to Henry Hagar.

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Funny story: Labor Day shotgun wedding as Jenna Bush pregnancy rumors soar

Labor Day shotgun wedding as Jenna Bush pregnancy rumors soar

Washington DC - (Ass mess & ReuterUs): Expect a shotgun wedding at the White House on Labor Day! That is the rumor spreading like wildfire across Capitol Hill this week as medical sources close to the White House confirm that Jenna Bush is gestating...

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Funny story: Jenna Bush Provides Successful Distraction From Melting Artic Ice Caps

Jenna Bush Provides Successful Distraction From Melting Artic Ice Caps

August 18, 2007 - In a final masterstroke of genius, outgoing puppet master and Republican dark lord, Karl Rove, orchestrated the engagement of Jenna Bush and Henry Hager.

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Funny story: Bush Twins to Pose for FHM

Bush Twins to Pose for FHM

Barbara and Jenna Bush, the only sisters who party harder than the Hiltons, have decided to cash in on their fame and pose together for the men's mag, FHM.

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