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Funny story: Governor Brewer of Arizona Disqualifies Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner Because She's A Lesbian

Governor Brewer of Arizona Disqualifies Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner Because She's A Lesbian

YUMA, Arizona - The 19th Annual Arizona Wet T-Shirt Contest was held in Yuma and this year's overwhelming winner was Loribelle Tantaletti of Flagstaff. But Tantaletti's victory was short lived as Governor Jan Brewer soon learned from an unnamed so...

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Funny story: Giant Asteroid Headed Towards Arizona

Giant Asteroid Headed Towards Arizona

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has gone on television and informed the citizens of Arizona that Washington, D.C. has just advised her that a giant asteroid is headed towards their state. The governor said she received the official word from Vice-Pr...

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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

YUMA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio was named the Grand Marshal for Yuma's 49th Annual Gila Monster Parade. The self-proclaimed most famous sheriff in America rode on a saguaro cactus float along with Governor Jan Brewer and...

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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer and The Subject of Same Sex Marriages

Governor Jan Brewer and The Subject of Same Sex Marriages

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just issued her latest governor's directive which she feels will help to get her re-elected. The governor recently appeared on The Viagra View and she was interviewed by Larry King. King asked her how she felt...

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Funny story: Arizona Prohibits The Goodyear Blimps From Entering The State

Arizona Prohibits The Goodyear Blimps From Entering The State

PHOENIX - In a move that has totally shocked the owners of the Goodyear Blimps, Arizona has informed them that the state will no longer allow the blimps to enter into the state to televise shots of football stadiums, baseball stadiums, and basketball...

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Funny story: Homeland Security Releases 5,000 Illegal Immigrants Due To Budget Cuts

Homeland Security Releases 5,000 Illegal Immigrants Due To Budget Cuts

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The secretary of The Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano has verified that 5,000 illegal aliens that were being incarcerated in California, Georgia, Maine, and Texas have been released due to federal budget cuts. S...

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Funny story: The World's Largest Landfill

The World's Largest Landfill

PHOENIX, Arizona - The state of Arizona has just announced plans to build what will be the largest landfill in the world. Arizona Governor Jan Brewer stated that the dump is being built on a 20 mile by 20 mile tract of land that is part of the fam...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Amazing Comment About The Santa Ana Winds

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Amazing Comment About The Santa Ana Winds

PHOENIX - Many people believe that Arizona governor Jan Brewer has finally gone off the deep end. The woman who has banned tacos, tortillas, and tamales in her state recently appeared on The View and made an astounding comment. She stated to Jo...

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Funny story: Arizona Promises They Will Make School Kids Behave

Arizona Promises They Will Make School Kids Behave

PHOENIX, Arizona - The governor of the border state of Arizona, Jan Brewer, has just announced that she has met with a select committee and they have found an answer to the unruly school kids on a school bus problem. Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer,...

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Funny story: Arizona's Brewer shoots down Austrian ballonist. War declared by NM Governor.

Arizona's Brewer shoots down Austrian ballonist. War declared by NM Governor.

ROSWELL, New Mexico (ABSNN) - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer ordered the Arizona Air National Guard to fire two volleys of six Sidewinder missiles at Austrian balloonist Felix Baumgartner's fiberglass capsule as it ascended to 23 miles over the New Mexi...

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Funny story: Arizona's Amazing Secret

Arizona's Amazing Secret

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer recently was asked by a reporter for Political Salad Bar Magazine about a very personal matter. Sinclair Petaluma learned from Internet surfing that Governor Brewer, with the assistance of Maricopa County Sher...

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Funny story: Arizona Bans The Hit Song "Call Me Maybe"

Arizona Bans The Hit Song "Call Me Maybe"

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer acting on the advice of her good friend and political supporter Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has taken steps to issue a song band for her state. The governor recently met with Arpaio, the self-proclaimed toughest lawman...

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Funny story: Arizona Immediately Bans All Green Lantern Bobblehead Dolls After The Super Hero Announces He's Gay

Arizona Immediately Bans All Green Lantern Bobblehead Dolls After The Super Hero Announces He's Gay

PHOENIX - In a move that has surprised many fans of The Green Lantern, the state of Arizona has banned the sale of all Green Lantern Bobblehead Dolls. According to Taffeta Kixx with the iRumors News Agency, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has just sig...

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Funny story: Johann Sebastian beBop makes Arizona rap debut to adoring fans

Johann Sebastian beBop makes Arizona rap debut to adoring fans

TEMPE, AZ (ABSNN) -"There is yet hope for rap music," said an enthusiastic Governor Jan Brewer who introduced 11-year-old Johann Sebastian beBop, a Caucasian rap singer. Master beBop sang or chanted before a throng of 20,000 last night in Tempe...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Demands Expanded Illegal Alien Law to Include Space Aliens

Arizona Governor Demands Expanded Illegal Alien Law to Include Space Aliens

TUSCON AZ (ABSNN) -- Tuesday morning, Arizona Governor, Jan Brewer, demanded that her state's already draconian law giveing Arizon law enforcement officers the right to detain undocumented aleins when stopped for traffic violations, be expanded to in...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Denies Crush on President Obama

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Denies Crush on President Obama

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer says that rumors about her actually having a mad crush on President Obama are patently false. In a statement she recently gave at the local Chapter of Single Christians with Spouses, Brewer claims that television psych...

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Funny story: Android Phones Upgraded with Jan Brewer Touch Screen

Android Phones Upgraded with Jan Brewer Touch Screen

Soon to become popular with political pundits, legislators or anyone who likes to point firmly with an index finger, Android phones and related apps will be upgraded to accommodate a Jan Brewer-like pounding of the touch screen. Previously designe...

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