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Funny story: Jamie & Nigella's Recipes for M.P.'s

Jamie & Nigella's Recipes for M.P.'s

Jamie Oliver and Nigella Lawson have been commissioned by Parliament to provide recipes to the Parliamentary Canteen. You can print these recipes yourself and prepare the meals so you can feel just like a Member of Parlament. Jamie's Turd in the Hole. Take a pickled turd from the cabinet and fry with a piece of bread with a hole in which to place the turd. After 5 minutes add a sprin...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver Almost Cooks Baby

Jamie Oliver Almost Cooks Baby

A distaster was narrowly avoided at the Oliver household after chef, Jamie, almost cooked his newborn baby by mistake. "I thought he was a f***ing pizza!" Said Jamie Oliver, 35, he continued; "I've hardly got any sleep recently and I haven't been...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver's new series on African school dinners branded "distasteful"

Jamie Oliver's new series on African school dinners branded "distasteful"

Jamie Oliver's African School Dinners has been attacked as "distasteful" and "a step too far". The show, which sees the tireless campaigner and occasional chef investigating the state of nutrition in educational institutions throughout the contine...

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Funny story: Govt will get Jamie Oliver to leave Britain - with promise of fake TV show in America

Govt will get Jamie Oliver to leave Britain - with promise of fake TV show in America

Potty-mouthed TV chef Jamie Oliver is definitely leaving the country, it has been announced. Oliver, who spends most of his time criticising people for the food they eat, has been offered a "TV show" in America, it has been revealed. However, what he...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver does 'Cooking for Poor People'

Jamie Oliver does 'Cooking for Poor People'

Celebrity Chef and Restaurateur, Jamie Oliver MBE, has announced the launch of a new series of cookery books aimed at the less privileged in society. The snappily titled 'Jamie Oliver: Cooking for Poor People' demonstrates that you can achieve intere...

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Funny story: Oliver Pelted with Creme Eggs

Oliver Pelted with Creme Eggs

On the back of crying like a giant baby at the stupidity of American school children, Jamie Oliver was yesterday greeted by a Cadbury's factory worker in Birmingham in egg-straordinary fashion. Whilst on his way to meet the Brum Veg Appreciation...

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Funny story: David Letterman devours Jamie Oliver and Ricky Gervais comes to the rescue!

David Letterman devours Jamie Oliver and Ricky Gervais comes to the rescue!

Jamie Olivers crusade against FAT/OBESE people in the US has been crucified by skinny David Letterman. He called Jamie, "a crazy Brit on a useless mission attempting to achieve the impossible, getting Americans to stop eating giant pizzas, buckets...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver's "Talking Bollocks"

Jamie Oliver's "Talking Bollocks"

Jamie Oliver's most recent television 'serving' has hardly had time to warm the plate ('Jamie's American Road-kill Trip'), but already his next money-spinning project is well under way and heading for the oven door. And if the prospect of seeing Sout...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver Reveals African Roots

Jamie Oliver Reveals African Roots

Kitchen (Pukka Grub Jools) Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has revealed that he has African roots. It has been suspected for many years that he was not a genuine cockney. Now he has revealed that his family have Sudanese origins. "Well pukka! When I...

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Funny story: Fattest city in US hosts British chef Jamie Oliver's new reality series

Fattest city in US hosts British chef Jamie Oliver's new reality series

HUNTINGTON, WV - Famed British chef, Jamie Oliver, is holding casting calls for a new reality show to be based in this West Virginia city that the Associated Press named "the fattest city in the US." Filming has begun for the new show, and the cel...

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Funny story: Scottish Meals On Wheels Scandal

Scottish Meals On Wheels Scandal

A mmeals on wheels service is the centre of a storm tonight. A Scottish firm who claim that they provide tasty, fresh meals to the elderly have been caught out supplying Sainsbury's ready meals. Gordon Scottish, the well known headchef said "Fuck...

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Funny story: Parents Apologise For Giving Son 'Stupid' Name

Parents Apologise For Giving Son 'Stupid' Name

A man's parents today publicly apologised for giving him a stupid name. Mr and Mrs Oliver apologised to their son, Jamie for making his life a misery. "If we had only known that the name Jamie Oliver was going to make people so sick we would never ha...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver "Well Up Fer It" With Barack Obama

Jamie Oliver "Well Up Fer It" With Barack Obama

Jamie Oliver is said to be "well up fer it" after Downing Street announced that Gordon Brown is planning to take Barack Obama to his restaurant 15, when he comes to the UK for the G20 Summit. It is thought that security teams visited the restauran...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown 'considered banning biscuits'

Gordon Brown 'considered banning biscuits'

Gordon Brown planned to ban biscuits from the supermarket shelves of England and Wales before Lehman Brothers collapsed. Papers revealed on Wikipedia this afternoon revealed the PM - egged on by cheeky chef Jamie Oliver - was to defy the Cabinet a...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver to Learn English

Jamie Oliver to Learn English

London - Famous mush-mouthed cooking show celebrity and cook book author Jamie Oliver says he plans on taking some time off from his business pursuits in the New Year to learn English. "Right, good enuff, this may be my biggus challenj yet, so I...

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Funny story: Rotherham Man Boils an Egg

Rotherham Man Boils an Egg

It has been reported that a Rotherham man, no doubt inspired by celebrity chef, Jamie Oliver, has astounded all his friends down't pit by successfully boiling an egg. The egg, although a bit runny, was eaten by his very proud wife, Nora who said,...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver, victim of his own success?

Jamie Oliver, victim of his own success?

During an interview with 'Takes the Biscuit' magazine, Celebrity Chef, Jamie Oliver suggested that the British cared more about getting drunk than they did about eating well. He said; "Keith Floyd got it right when he cared more for his food, but...

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