Washington ‘Swamp’ D.C. - CSPANT Cable News Nutwork reports that Mule-Error received a cruel horse-whipping early this morning. Reportedly, he won’t be able to sit for weeks. Southern plantation slave owners abused the poor old crime-hound until he...
Washington AC/DC - Despite the millions of valid reasons to loathe Donald Trump, his firing of FBI chief James Comey was actually a pretty fine slam dunk. That’s the upshot of a recent opinion survey that’s rated slippery-slimy Comey as a mendacio...
A dazzling show of music, vocals, and ballerinas is slated to parade across the country this coming autumn. Representatives of the mainstream media are also featured, in a tightly grouped little chorus wearing very short ballerina costumes. Som...
BILLINGSGATE POST: “Head for the roundhouse, Nellie. They can’t corner you there.” You would have to believe that President Trump heeded that advice from his confidante, Slim Everdingle. For sure, Trump hasn’t had a break from smears and attacks...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim said he saw it coming: Pretty face, nice ass, low cut blouse with revealing cleavage; her 'come hither' smile said it all. In the Looking-Glass War led by Comey, Clapper and Brennan, against the forces of President Trump,...
Washington AC/DC, USA - (ReUterus): Fans of presidential mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders are wondering if ex-Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky is related to Trump’s skew-faced press secretary who has been outed telling porkies about the FBI. The t...
Eager for a lift to ratings in sagging academy awards ceremonies, a new movie on Russia-gate has Hollywood excited and uplifted. The basic problem with the collusion theory has been Mr. Mueller’s finding nothing, as passed along by Attorney-Genera...
Washington AC/DC - (Up Yer Ass Mess): President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because a severed horse’s head ‘suddenly appeared in the First Lady’s White House four-poster’ the US Attorney General has told Congress. In a four-page memo exc...
BILLINGSGATE POST: If life were fair, Slim Everdingle would have taken a pass when he was first introduced to Alexandria “The Great.” She was a bartender in a sleazy saloon in a bad section of the Bronx that catered mainly to pimps, prostitutes and...
Washington - (Rotters): The former FBI Director was fired by Donald Trump because a top secret KGB intelligence report named James Comey as the most likely next President of the United States. Compiled by the heads of Russian, Chinese and Iranian...
New York, NYC - (Rotters): FBI agents are studying reports that a 2015 Manhattan-wide temporal lobotomy** triggered a former bigwig prosecutor’s unsolved drive-by shooting according to statements plagiarised from a Russian fake news site. This mo...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, broke into the offices of former FBI Directors James...
Two years ago, on January 6, 2017, major intelligence agencies in the US announced “assessments” that the Russians had "interfered with" the 2016 election. These assessments bore the caveat they were only estimates, meaning they were guessing, but...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Regardless of your political leanings, a chance to be privy to a once-in-life-time conversation between Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler as they talk about the ultimate trifecta; Skanks, Mueller and the Quasimodo...
BILLINGSGATE POST: "When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing." But the songbirds were singing. Michael Cohen just performed acapella for James Mueller, or so he thought. Although both have the same surname, Michael and Sasha Bar...
BILLINGSGATE POST: The pigeon should have known better. He shouldn’t have bothered. But indifferent to the risks involved, he allowed himself to be inveigled into being made part of a clandestine operation from which no ascertainable gain could be...
BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another stinking night under the stars for Slim Everdingle and his faithless comrade, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler.. The cicadas were listless and in a foul mood because the Dutch Elm disease had beaten them to the...
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