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Funny story: SuBo fanatic gets lost!

SuBo fanatic gets lost!

An unnamed Susan Boyle fanatic on her way to Japan to see SuBo perform was last night found in Jamaica after accidentally getting on the wrong plane. "I had accidentally left my glasses at home, so I couldn't quite see what the departure screen sa...

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Funny story: Jamaica: The Number One Ally On The War On Terror

Jamaica: The Number One Ally On The War On Terror

It turns out that one of America's favorite places to drink rum, listen to Reggae, and get mugged five blocks from their hotel, has revealed itself as one of America's strongest allies in the War On Terror. For decades, Americans have enjoyed the...

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Funny story: UFO mothership suspected behind theft of Jamaica beach

UFO mothership suspected behind theft of Jamaica beach

Kingston, Jamaica - (X-Files Mess): A massive 1,000 metre mothership was reported hovering over the golden shoreline of Coral Spring beach moments before 911 tonnes of high-grade tourist-ready sand vanished. Police sources in the island's northern...

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Funny story: Jamaican Runners Caught Doping with Dope

Jamaican Runners Caught Doping with Dope

In a sad day for Jamaica, the country's entire Olympic track team was disqualified and stripped of their medals. Several runners tested positive for a banned substance - ganja. So far no one has disclosed which athletes tested positive. Usain Bolt...

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Funny story: Usain Bolt In Possible Medal-Stripping Scandal

Usain Bolt In Possible Medal-Stripping Scandal

Usain Bolt, the fastest man on Earth, could be stripped of his Olympic 100m sprint gold medal after it was discovered that his name is an anagram of the silly word 'Ablutions'. Bolt, 21, is from Jamaica, where the standard way of telling someone t...

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Funny story: Yardie Army?

Yardie Army?

As everyone knows, a significant number of British Army troops have been killed or injured in Iraq and Afghanistan which has left the army somewhat depleted. MOD sources confirmed that the British Army is considering a recruitment drive in J...

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Funny story: Who Found the Fone?!

Who Found the Fone?!

Who really found Amelia Milk Swell's phone? There is still rumors going around saying DJ liquid lost his cell phone after he had finish having oral sex with Milk, what a co-incidence just after he had finish, but it is clear that she is fired from CVM. And why don't Candies admit the fact that she no longer works there, and stop bring around the people of Jamaica and the world in circles?

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Funny story: Happy Man Mysteriously Stops Whistling

Happy Man Mysteriously Stops Whistling

Popular cheery guy, Larry Phelps is well known to the citizens of Kingston Town, Jamaica as 'happy Larry', but to everyone's astonishment last Friday he suddenly stopped whistling, wearing brightly colore...

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Funny story: Comical Ali in Jamaica

Comical Ali in Jamaica

It has been revealed that the former Iraqi (mis)information minister Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf aka Comical Ali has been working for the Jamaican Police as a public relations adivisor.

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Police in Jamaica have finished their investigation into the strange and, thus far, unexplained death of England cricket legend, and, latterly, Pakistan team coach, Bob Woolmer.

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Funny story: Bush Sends CIA Asassins to Jamaica

Bush Sends CIA Asassins to Jamaica

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jamaica - Today, when someone was reading President George W. Bush the news, he came across a headline that said, "Marley's Ghost to Welcome Fans for Cricket World Cup" He immediately ordered the CIA to "re-...

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Funny story: Jamaican Police in DNA/Marijuana mix up!

Jamaican Police in DNA/Marijuana mix up!

It could have happened to anyone, but as mistakes go, it was a doozy.

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Funny story: Scotland Yardies To Help Out In Annoying Woolmer Murder

Scotland Yardies To Help Out In Annoying Woolmer Murder

Police in Jamaica investigating the suspicious murder of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolworth will get extra help with their enquiries this week, when UK police fly out to the murder scene.

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Funny story: Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

The Cricket World Cup is in danger of being cancelled today after a serious incident came to light that is "likely to have far-reaching implications for the game" .

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