Los Angeles - (ReUterus): In what has been described as a classic Jade Goody copycat caper Charlie's Angels legend Farrah Foreskin is to marry her tempestuous long-suffering partner Ryan O'Neal. The couple have signed a multi-million dollar cable...
Jade Goody's Mum has turned her back on Britain and lady loving. The former muff muncher Jackiey Budden has found love in the arms of a former soldier now stationed in Spain. Jackiey who had been forgotten about until she phoned us up, says it fe...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Reality TV star Heidi Pratt was taken to a Costa Rican hospital Saturday after complaining of an unidentifiable "cancer-like pain." Pratt, current star of "One MTV Hill," was supposed to compete on "You're a Celebrity? Get out...
In another pathetically desperate attempt to appear hip, soon-to-be-outgoing prime minister Gordon Brown phoned The People's Twat, Jack Tweed, to check he was OK upon his release from prison. Brown said: "I just wanted to check he was doing alrigh...
Following from the shocking revalations that Jade Goody's mum Jaiqkwuie, has seen visions of her daughter in the clouds above Essex, it has become evident that seeing visions is a gift passed from generation to generation of Goodys. Speaking outsi...
Danielle Lloyd, the former Celebrity Big Brother slapper, whose performance in the show brought Britain to the brink of war with India, has been beaten up by angry clubbers on a night out in London. Lloyd, the ex-girlfriend of ex-Tottenham footbal...
An intellectual spoof writer today made a brave stand in protest at the way his favourite website has 'dumbed down' in recent months. The essence of the writer's argument would appear to stem from the Jade Goody era, when anybody could submit a story...
Jade Goody is still dead it has been revealed. Some fans were hoping for a resurrection in time for the summer bestsellers list but so far there have been no sightings. Her PR man Max Clifford said: "There is a big Goode shaped hole in all our he...
It has been revealed that Jade Goody will be making a shocking return to Big Brother despite being dead. Producers of the show said "It's a real coup for us. There has never been a dead person in any of the shows worldwide so we are expecting a ma...
Jade Goody is the biggest name signed up to star in a new reality show which will begin on ITV in the autumn. The show, to be presented by Ant & Dec and Trevor McDonald, will be called I'm A Corpse! Get Me Out Of Here! and TV bosses are hoping...
A cult in Pigfart on the Thames has begun preaching its apocalyptic dogma at airports, ship piers and helicopter and hovercraft docks across the UK. The religious community's prophet, Olde Nasty Git claims to have had a vision in which the deceas...
Nostradamus, who gets things right in retrospect, predicted the current level 5 pandemic of Swine Flu - and indeed this is it - Armageddon. Hooray. Morose singer Morrisey is ecstatic that the world is ending as am I - as I have criminal case hang...
Max Cash rushed to deny claims that scientists have approached him for 'permission' to exhume Jade's body, and that no-one, has suggested that swine flu was the real cause of Jade's sad death. He added that everytime one of his world mega stars d...
Jade Goody's mother Jackiey Budden sparked a security scare at Gatwick airport yesterday after joking that she was carrying a pig in her luggage. The 51-year-old was strip-searched and questioned for 45 minutes after making the ill-advised quip du...
Jade Goody's family and friends have succumbed to panic, they believe Jade 'What's her name' Goody, will be forgotten. The international attention paid to 'Britain's Got Talent', has grossly chipped away at Jade's memory and by the end of next week...
London - (Great Wailing Wall of China Mess): A five thousand year-old Chinese Jade Goody dead-ringer statue of a buffalo - or 'ancient oriental horny cow' - has been discovered in a rusty old trunk at a car boot sale in Wapping. Experts from the A...
LONDON -ENGLAND: Having milked the Jade Goody cash cow to death, Master Pimp Max Cash is now upset that Susan Boyle is doing her own Eliza Doolittle - complete with plucked brows, dyed hair, black leather jacket and Burberry scarf. Unhappy with...
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