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Funny story: Home Secretary's reputation hits new low!

Home Secretary's reputation hits new low!

According to our transport correspondent a new Cabinet scandal is about to hit the headlines. In a bid to avert press speculation over her failing marriage to porn critc Richard Timney, Jacqui Smith and her husband put on a full sexual display on...

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Funny story: Home Secretary's antique fireplace eligable for 2nd home allowance

Home Secretary's antique fireplace eligable for 2nd home allowance

Under-fire Labour Ministers are in a hastily convened damage limitation meeting at No10 according to Reuters news agency. Details surfaced just after lunch-time today that Jacqui Smith's 1000 pound historic Marxist fireplace had submitted claims i...

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Funny story: Polly Toynbee Accidentally Unites the Nation against Jacqui Smith

Polly Toynbee Accidentally Unites the Nation against Jacqui Smith

An article in the Guardian has prompted a huge response from readers. By five o'clock today at least 730 people sent responses about an article by Polly Toynbee, which claimed that Jacqui Smith was the victim of a new wave of Puritanism. Having...

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Funny story: Bankers Told To Adopt 'Family Values' By PM

Bankers Told To Adopt 'Family Values' By PM

Bankers should adopt "family values" in the way they work, according to Gordon Brown. In a speech to faith and charity leaders at St Paul's Cathedral, the PM said that he expected bankers to behave wth the highest moral standards, and cited Home S...

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Funny story: Madonna offer to adopt Jacqui Smith's kids

Madonna offer to adopt Jacqui Smith's kids

Pop diva Madonna has offered to adopt the children of the Home Secretary. Madge made the dramatic offer in Malawi, where she is already shopping for new additions to her family. Asked why she had singled out children who have living, healthy pare...

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Funny story: Scrap eighth home allowance, Brown suggests

Scrap eighth home allowance, Brown suggests

Prime Minister Gordon Brown today suggested scrapping the controversial eight home allowance for MPs. 'Eight may be just too much for the taxpayer to finance', he said, 'seven houses is enough for anyone, even an MP. And I myself have only six hou...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith's latest blue movie released today

Jacqui Smith's latest blue movie released today

The latest adult movie by soft porn star Jacqui Smith came out today. Smith is the UK's top porn star and is not to be confused with the Home Secretary of the same name, unless you're a moron. 'Not bad-looking for a 50-something year-old female po...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith frigidity claim

Jacqui Smith frigidity claim

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has been severely criticised by a fathers rights campaign group for not providing her husband with enough sexual gratification. Although her husband, Richard Smith, declined to comment, the pressure group claim that the...

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Funny story: Home secretary reveals movie rented on expenses wasn't porn after all

Home secretary reveals movie rented on expenses wasn't porn after all

The row over the alleged £10 porn movies rented on expenses by the British Home Secretary's husband is turning into a damp squib. It appears that Mr Smith was actually too embarrassed to reveal the name of the movies he had actually rented, so cla...

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Funny story: MPs to get 2.33% rise. Enough to pay for their own porn.

MPs to get 2.33% rise. Enough to pay for their own porn.

An inflation-busting salary increase of 2.33% has been agreed for MPs. The increase is said to include 2.33% to cover unexpected additional expenses, and a performance-related element of 0%. MPs had been calling for an 80% increase to replace the...

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Funny story: Brown Defends Home Secretary in 'Smutgate'

Brown Defends Home Secretary in 'Smutgate'

Gordon Brown has spoken in support of Home Secretary Jacqui Beria and her husband Richard Timid, after it became public that she had claimed expenses for two pornographic movies watched by him while she was away. Speaking at a news conference with...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Porn Film Row

Jacqui Smith Porn Film Row

The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, is this afternoon "very embarrassed" over her involvement in a row over films that have been deemed to be of a Pornographic nature, it has been reported. It's alleged that Ms Smith's husband, Richard Timney, viewe...

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Funny story: Home Sexcretary In Virgin Porn Cash Swindle

Home Sexcretary In Virgin Porn Cash Swindle

Jaqui Splff, Home Sexcretary, has been involved in yet another scandal. It seems that her husband has been sitting at home (one of their homes) and has been indulging in some pocket billiards. Obviously being the spouse of a cabinet minister can be l...

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Funny story: Smith in video nasties caper

Smith in video nasties caper

London - (Sordid Ass Mess): Home Secretary Jackie Smith is waist-high in crap this week following reports that her husband used her Parliamentary credit card to pay for adult video nasties of her and Prime Monster Gorgon Brown 'screwing over the coun...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith to star in Slumdog Millionaire 2

Jacqui Smith to star in Slumdog Millionaire 2

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has accepted a leading role in Danny Boyle's planned sequel to Oscar winning Indian movie Slumdog Millionaire. The film will follow a politician's meteoric rise to wealth through claiming housing expenses she isn't entitle...

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Funny story: New housing rules bring joy to homeowners

New housing rules bring joy to homeowners

Following Home Secretary Jacki Smith's ruling that it's legal and above board to claim that a sister's back bedroom is your main home, enormous tax savings are now possible to the average homeowner, claim accountants. The exact details have yet t...

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Funny story: Barclays' secret payment secrets

Barclays' secret payment secrets

Rumours circulating in parliament this morning suggested that the British Government has contacted the board of Barclays Bank demanding an immediate explanation on recent bonus payments. It follows revelations in today's papers that Barclays had pa...

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