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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson is one happy old geezer as he just received a cashier's check in the mail for $100,000. The check is for a bet he made with New York Knicks fan Spike Lee. Jack had made the bet with Lee a little over six weeks ago.

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

LOS ANGELES - As movie star Slim Pickens once said in the epic Western satire Blazing Saddles, "What in the wide, wide, world of sports is goin' on here?" Boom! The dreaded Laker injury bug has just struck again and this time it has bitten Laker s...

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Funny story: Kim Jung-Un Willing To Spare LA For Laker Tickets Next To Jack Nicholson

Kim Jung-Un Willing To Spare LA For Laker Tickets Next To Jack Nicholson

BILLINGSGATE POST - If anyone wonders why Dennis Rodman was granted access to North Korean President Kim Jung-Un, we now know the answer. After making headlines yesterday with his warning that his nuclear missiles are bore-sighted on Los Angeles...

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Funny story: Doesn't Jack Nicholson Know He Looks Silly Hitting On Young Hollywood Starlets?

Doesn't Jack Nicholson Know He Looks Silly Hitting On Young Hollywood Starlets?

LOS ANGELES - Noted West Coast attorney Ginger Allred told Bedroom Pillow Talk that 75-year-old Jack Nicholson looks silly as hell flirting with young Hollywood starlets. Allred said that the Easy Rider actor seems to forget that he's close to 80...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Injured - The Lakers Playoff Hopes May Have Just Faded Into The Left Coast Sunset

Kobe Bryant Injured - The Lakers Playoff Hopes May Have Just Faded Into The Left Coast Sunset

LOS ANGELES - Laker fans are holding their collective breaths and hoping that their superstar Kobe "Vino" Bryant is not hurt as bad as Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley thinks he is. Barkley who is noted for letting venomous saliva spew forth from his...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Makes a $100,000 Bet That The Lakers Will Make The Playoffs

Jack Nicholson Makes a $100,000 Bet That The Lakers Will Make The Playoffs

LOS ANGELES - The all-time number one Los Angeles Lakers fan Jack Nicholson is finally smiling again. Fresh from appearing at the Academy Award Show and hitting on the winner of the Best Actress Award 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence, or J-Law, as Ry...

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Funny story: Jack "The Old Geezer" Nicholson, 75, Hits On Jennifer Lawrence 22

Jack "The Old Geezer" Nicholson, 75, Hits On Jennifer Lawrence 22

HOLLYWOOD - In a backstage at the Oscars move that even surprised himself, Jack Nicholson, the 75-year-old actor, hit on 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence who had just won the Oscar for Best Actress for her role in Silver Linings Playbook. Jen was bei...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson: I Need To Be The Lakers Coach Now!

Phil Jackson: I Need To Be The Lakers Coach Now!

LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson, who is the proud owner of 13 NBA Championship rings, has stated that he is sick and tired of seeing his former Lakers team lose. Jackson told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he has spoken at length...

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Funny story: Magic Johnson Lambasts The Lakers Using The "E" Word

Magic Johnson Lambasts The Lakers Using The "E" Word

LOS ANGELES - Magic Johnson, who used to be part owner of The Los Angeles Lakers, has lambasted the team he once played for and partially owned. Johnson recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and told him that he is downr...

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Funny story: Lakers Imploding: Coach D'Antoni Benches Pau Gasol

Lakers Imploding: Coach D'Antoni Benches Pau Gasol

LOS ANGELES - The television show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills better look over its shoulders because it could end up getting lower ratings than the Lakers reality show. Jerry Buss's boys in purple and gold never seem to be at a loss for d...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson Engaged To Laker Owner's Daughter Jeanie Buss

Phil Jackson Engaged To Laker Owner's Daughter Jeanie Buss

PLAYA DEL REY, California - Phil Jackson, 67, has won two NBA championship rings as a player with the New York Knicks, six as a coach for the Chicago Bulls, and five as a coach with the Los Angeles Lakers. And now the ex-coach known as the Zen Mas...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson and Sandra Bullock To Star In "PaulaGate - The General David Petraeus Story"

Jack Nicholson and Sandra Bullock To Star In "PaulaGate - The General David Petraeus Story"

HOLLYWOOD - One of the biggest political scandals to hit the nation in a while is already in the process of being made into a motion picture. TouchRock Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that the movie based on The Ge...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Finally Reveals Why She Dumped Justin Timberlake

Britney Spears Finally Reveals Why She Dumped Justin Timberlake

REDONDO BEACH - Britney Spears was having the Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo Platter at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner when she noticed iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli sitting a few tables away. The X-Factor judge, who knows that Miss Vermicelli...

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Funny story: Biden's Smile: Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

Biden's Smile: Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Alfred Cummings, proctologist to the stars, has performed many miracles operating on Hollywood assholes. Just to name a few; he claims to have rebored the bungholes of such Hollywood notables as Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwoo...

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Funny story: Steve Nash Signs With The L.A. Lakers - Kobe Bryant Promises To Share The Ball

Steve Nash Signs With The L.A. Lakers - Kobe Bryant Promises To Share The Ball

LOS ANGELES - There is lots and lots of joy in Laker Land today as the former Phoenix Suns super star, Steve Nash will now be wearing the blue and gold colors of the Los Angeles Lakers. The Lakers knew that they had to try and lose their "Bad Boy"...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers helped to put smiles on two of their biggest fans actor Jack Nicholson and producer Lou Adler as they defeated the Denver Nuggets 103-88 in game one of the NBA playoffs. Nicholson, 75, and Adler, 78, who are re...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Explains His Depression

Jack Nicholson Explains His Depression

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jack Nicholson has won the Best Actor Academy Award twice and Best Supporting Actor Award once. He has appeared in 64 movies and is worth about $400 million. The noted actor recently sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle T...

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