Syria - A 3-D printed Boeing B-29 Superfortress bomber is being kitted out by Islamic State terrorists in readiness to launch a germ warfare drone dubbed The Ebola Gay. Pentagon satellite footage from the Syrian desert shows a partially assembled...
As the United States-led battle against radical forces rages in Iraq and Syria, a new linguistic front is emerging. Muslim groups in Europe and beyond are lashing out at the Islamic State in protests and on social media, advocating alternative ways...
In a stranger than fiction planned pre-emptive strike against radicalised Syrian terrorist hamsters, "Stealth" (or "invisible" hamsters) will be deployed to hunt and destroy war gerbils, white assassin mice and suicide bombing laboratory rats on the...
Langley, VA - Specialist code breakers at USA's Spook Central have uncovered what might be the complex psychological reason behind Islamic State Caliph's psychotic rants. They say Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was born with two sets of genitals - one male,...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama announced his specific plans today to combat the Islamic State militant group. In a widely anticipated, 933-minute speech, Obama said he would authorize 27 strikes on ISIL positions on Thursday, 21 strikes o...
Thank you ISIS! Thank you for candidly showing your true face to your believers in Iraq and elsewhere. Unfortunately your staunch followers, despite their ancestors' crystal clear warnings, have refused to know you as you are-for 14 centuries, as of 7th century constantly, with no letup. I admit: You are truly die-hard to the core; a phoenix or rather a Dracula. Humanity repeatedly cast you into h...
Iraq - (Bleedin Cheek Mess): Widespread paranoia among IS renegades has seen millions of women rounded up and incarcerated in makeshit - uh, makeshift! - menstruation huts ahead of next Tuesday's full moon. The huge colony of 'bleedin' shacks' h...
Baghdad, Iraq - A vicious slanging match has broken out at the notorious jihadi chat room Halal Spud-u-Like about British homegrown terrorist Samantha Lewthwaite, a.k.a. the White Widow. Under the caption of A Hard Act To Swallow IS renegades po...
New York - John Lennon's widow has launched a lawsuit at the International Court of Human Frights for $50bn defamation damages for her late husband's good name. Ono's lawyers say a cruel and unusual slander has been perpetrated by an unnamed Brit...
Massachusetts - Thirteen year-old Sasha Obama remains a stalwart no-show at her family's Martha's Vineyard compound according to tonight's JihadiDaddi TV six o'clock news. The President's younger daughter is believed to have stuffed a few thousan...
In a controversial move for the president of the United States, often criticised as being cautious in acting in the Middle East, today he decided to switch off all transmission of adult pornography to any radical groups in Northern Iraq. Under siege...
MOSUL- The fabled story book character, Little Miss Muffet, has joined the notorious Islamic State. In a video published on Al Jazeera, Miss Muffet, dressed in a suicide vest and bearing an AK-47, pledged to bring "glory to the Caliph" and "wipe o...
TEHRAN-- Iran's minister of defense is reporting that the Islamic Republic of Iran will soon unveil its new homemade fighter jet known as "Azarakhsh," -- loosely translated as "Penis of Allah". Iranian General Mustafa Najar stated that the govern...
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