Washington DC - Transcripts of stuff between the Iraq War criminals is to be made public for the first time including footage of swabs, rubber sheeting and some highly eclectic negotiating paraphernalia. The decision to let loose the french letter...
Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC) appeared on Face The Nation Sunday morning saying that "President Obama is weak-kneed and that America isn't respected around the world anymore." He praised Russian Petro-Dictator Vladimir Putin for being hairy cheate...
George W. Bush today unveiled a dozen new paintings on display in his presidential library. They all deal with the Iraq war he started on false pretenses of weapons of mass destruction - including nuclear weapons and nerve gases - which were never f...
Middle of Nowhere, WY Former Vice-President Dick Cheney said in an interview regarding the Iraqi War that the whole Bush administration (except for Colin Powell) knew that Iraq didn't have any WMDs. "We didn't really care if they had weapons of...
Rosie O'Donnell returned to "The View" on Friday. It was her first appearance on the show since her infamous brawl back in 2007 with Elisabeth Hasselbeck in 2007 caused her to step down as moderator. The source of the blowup? A discussion in wh...
In 2005, with mounting U.S. causalities in Iraq, the number of young men wanting to serve as cannon fodder had sharply declined. So a service recruiting bonus program was introduced to get them into the army. Under the program, National Guard s...
As reported in this space a few days ago, NORAD - who tracks the progress of Santa Claus -- almost killed the white-bearded jolly man. Santa, his sleigh and reindeer were on a trial run over the North Pole when they were mistaken for an incoming mi...
Australia: Alistair Campbells key note defense, for any forthcoming war crimes trial. "If the pollsters were to do a survey, who had a greater commitment to wartime truth, Churchill in the Second World War or Tony Blair in Iraq, I think we know what...
LONDON, England: Today, the tenth anniversary of the start of Gulf War 2, many remember the b_LIAR, in their own special way... "My abiding memory of b_LIAR is his escape from a bookstore in Dublin, afraid to meet protesters. Later, he cancelled his book-signing tour. Yet he was willing to send young British soldiers to their deaths in Iraq." Madame Derry. "When are Boosh and b_LIAR g...
After the latest revelations pertaining to the scandalous and unnecessary invasion of Iraq, the US and UK governments, who perpetrated the whole thing, have asked H.G.Wells to build a new "Time Machine"! After the exposure of 2 Iraqi spies who l...
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Dick Cheney was released from the hospital two weeks ago following his recent heart transplant, but his health remains in a fragile condition. Dick Cheney's history of heart problems has been widely reported. Ne...
I guess that President Obama decided that fickle Americans won't be seeing a ticker-tape parade in New York City celebrating our heroes returning from the nine year old campaign in Iraq. And he never said 'well done' and he never said 'we won'. It won't be the first time that warriors coming back home from an unpopular war were deemed unworthy of a parade. Vietnam war veterans invited ridicul...
After years of pounding away at Iraqi insurgents, the US army is finally withdrawing from the country, leaving it quivering and breathless. It is hoped that the withdrawal will not cause too much of a power vacuum, and that Iraqis will be able to pul...
London - Monday's clash between the Sun and Jupiter promises a massive karmic twist the Agency's Iraq Desk number crunching division warned today. The planets' square angle in 'fixed' signs of Leo and Taurus takes place at 14.41GMT - co-incidental...
The first-ever nano-chip language translators are rolling off the assembly line and into cosmetic surgeons' offices quicker than you can say "Se Habla Espanol?" No longer will it be necessary for those wishing to learn a second or even third language...
London - (Biblical Proportions): A new Downing Street memoir written by Alistair Campbell explains how tough war decisions were made by ex-PM Tony Blair. The former communications director says Blair trawled for passages in the New Testament descr...
THE GREEN ZONE, Baghdad - "We never unlock the impenetrable barrier of the International Security Zone for non-mission vehicles," explained Col. Juan Fithriter, head of U.S. security. "But yesterday, when the boys and I saw this beauty standing outs...
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