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Back to the Drawing Board for Canadian Car Manufacturers Cardboard Car

Canadian car manufacturer Dorf was left scratching its head yesterday as developers watched in horror as the $1billion Dorf Sumuru cardboard prototype auto, which had taken 30 years to develop, burst into flames after it took on fuel. The vehicle...

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Snoop Dogg releases his own Garden Weed Killer

Funny story: Snoop Dogg releases his own Garden Weed Killer

Famous Rapper, Snoop Dogg releases his own spray which gets rid of the weed you find at the bottom of your garden and not in your child's bedroom. Entitled "Snoop Dogg's Wizzle Sprizzle". The rapper definitely has his green thumb and due to poor r...

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Current Inventions designed and being produced in Nottingham for 2012

Funny story: Current Inventions designed and being produced in Nottingham for 2012

Nottingham, has such a high level of conceptual, theoretical, and studious citizens. It is no surprise to us that it currently has the top six 'Beneficial' inventions being worked on. Our panel of representationally selected Nottingham bred intellectuals, and unemployed benefit seekers assess the chances of success for each project. Assessment Panel: Baxter D Wall (Unisex barber-shop manage...

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New Raincoat invented for flashers

Funny story: New Raincoat invented for flashers

Mr Hangie Oot, from Scotland, has invented a raincoat for men that enjoy flashing at the general public. His invention will make life much easier for the men in macks. Mr Oot explained the innovation to The Spoof. "Nay mere, will the flasher ha...

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Inventions that should be invented but won't be

Funny story: Inventions that should be invented but won't be

In part four of this series, we continue our look at inventions that will probably never be invented, but should be. Invention One: Jiffy Bags with the bubbles filled with helium instead of nitrogen. This is a similar idea to filling car tyres with helium in an attempt to reduce weight that we saw last week. The biggest plus point with this particular approach, in that postage is very e...

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England voted best country in the world

Funny story: England voted best country in the world

In a recent, totally impartial survey by English people, England was overwhelmingly voted as the best country in the world. One of the reasons England scored so high was our inventive skills. Amongst many other things, we invented time. Without time nothing else could be invented, so by default we pretty much invented everything. We invented America, Australia, and Canada, (apart from the sh...

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Scientists are closer to inventing a "mind reading machine" after decoding the brain signals that make mental images in Glasgow

Funny story: Scientists are closer to inventing a "mind reading machine" after decoding the brain signals that make mental images in Glasgow

Scientists are celebrating their new invention, but only in Glasgow. So far they have only been able to decode brain signals of people who 'think' in a Glasgow accent. Often there were NO brain signals to work with but scientists do believe they...

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Inventor of the Pink Pencil Eraser Admits Dubious Inspiration

Though there were others in the late 1800's who invented the vulcanized rubber that could erase a lead pencil mark, it was Boris Tadeth, tire design engineer and frequent patron of the Kit Kat Club in New Jersey, who created the round, pink pencil er...

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Environmentalist Discovers Brown Energy

Funny story: Environmentalist Discovers Brown Energy

Brownsville TX: A retired university professor of environmentalism claims to have invented the S**t to Energy Converter, a breakthrough in cheap renewable energy generation. Today's environmentalists keep talking about this going green s**t, but t...

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Day Old Bagel Stops Gunshot, Saves Man's Life

Funny story: Day Old Bagel Stops Gunshot, Saves Man's Life

Normally ordering two bagels a day on his morning trek to work, Norman Spelnik, Wall Street Banker, enjoyed a touch of pure luck or perhaps more accurately stated, a benefit of his own poor memory when a forgotten day-old bagel left in his upper ches...

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Hearing Aid Breakthrough

Funny story: Hearing Aid Breakthrough

Scientists have exploited the conduction qualities of the human bone to create a new type of hearing aid that transmits sound through people's teeth. The SoundBite directs sound through the jawbone into the inner ear and is certain to revolutionis...

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Amazing New Inventions Revealed

A series of fantastic new inventions are appearing in the shops that will not only save time for busy individuals but will also improve their quality of life. A shower powered FM radio, that is fitted between the water supply and the shower hose,...

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The Ultimate Invention - a Threat to Civilization?

Funny story: The Ultimate Invention - a Threat to Civilization?

A new lie detector said to be accurate to within .000001 of a percent has been hailed by many in America as a major breakthrough in crime detection. Retired CIA scientist and inventor Dr. Ralph Seemore who is currently under police protection is said...

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Sliced Bread Best Thing Since Unsliced Bread

Funny story: Sliced Bread Best Thing Since Unsliced Bread

It isn't often scientists come out with a statement that astounds the World but today in Luxembourg at the 'Annual Astounding Things We Have In Life Awards' it was acknowledged that sliced bread is the best invention since unsliced. Food specialis...

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New Incredible Products

Funny story: New Incredible Products

Several new products and services that the Wall Street Journal describes as "ground breaking" have just been released. The first from Fuku-GimmeMoney could well be revolutionary. They are proposing to parents to have their company logo tattooed on their children's foreheads as part of their marketing strategy. The tattoos can be for ten, fifteen or twenty years or even for life. Parents an...

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Another Amazing Invention

Funny story: Another Amazing Invention

US Researchers have created a robot that can pick up a towel from a pile of laundry, fold and then stack it. Housewives with spare cash are eagerly putting their names down to be the first recipients as soon as the invention comes on the market. J...

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Major Technological Breakthrough

Funny story: Major Technological Breakthrough

A Dundee University design student has dreamt up a product for lonely long-distance lovers-in the shape of a glow-in-the-dark pillow that mimics a partner's heartbeat. The device is aimed at couples living apart, with each person having a pillow o...

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The Onward March of Science

Funny story: The Onward March of Science

VIENNA - Iran has invited Russia, China, the European Union and its allies among the Arab and developing world to tour its nuclear sites, in an apparent move to gain support ahead of a new round of talks with six world powers. The UN Security Cou...

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