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Funny story: Hydrogen peroxide leaking from Internationl Space Station beauty salon

Hydrogen peroxide leaking from Internationl Space Station beauty salon

Space - "Luckily the salon had just completed its last anal bleaching job," ISS spokesperson Maj Dmitry Dumpkoff commented, "before a rupture sent millions of gallons of hydrogen peroxide into outer space." The mishap occurred shortly after this m...

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Funny story: NASA blow-up dolls for inflatable space station module

NASA blow-up dolls for inflatable space station module

Pasadena, Ca - "Just a couple of big breaths should get these babes going," the head of NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory said today, "so long as you don't have an allergy to rubber or speak with a lithp - er...lisp!" News of the delivery was welco...

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Funny story: NASA Purchases Inflatable Room for Use in Space: What's It For?

NASA Purchases Inflatable Room for Use in Space: What's It For?

As soon as spoof science reporter Gail Farrelly read the article, "International Space Station Will Get First Inflatable Addition" in Florida Today, she launched an investigation into this very unusual contract deal. She'd like to find out how the a...

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Funny story: BBC's 'Line Of Duty' streamed live aboard International Space Station tonight

BBC's 'Line Of Duty' streamed live aboard International Space Station tonight

London - "Must be the spooky facial similarity between ISS Flight Engineer Colonel Yuri Malenchenko and Line Of Duty's DS Steve Arnott," a NASA source said today as news of the broadcast link-up was announced, "it's made the the whole Station crew cr...

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Funny story: Orbital Space Junk Missing International Space Station Turns out to be Kardashian's Dirty Laundry

Orbital Space Junk Missing International Space Station Turns out to be Kardashian's Dirty Laundry

The space junk that nearly hit the International Space Station (ISS) was erroneously reported to have been a discarded fragment from a Russian rocket booster. Upon further investigation it has been discovered that the space junk was actually the Kar...

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Funny story: Human Frights Court blocks International Space Station's Lucan footage

Human Frights Court blocks International Space Station's Lucan footage

Strasbourg - He's been snapped at a late night Barking kebab takeaway, the Tories' Winter Ball and last year's Wimbledon Ladies' Championship finals. Today judges at the European Court of Human Frights refused to release 'pirated' ISS footage of t...

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Funny story: International Space Station picks up SOS signal from missing 'alien lake' drilling crew

International Space Station picks up SOS signal from missing 'alien lake' drilling crew

Antarctica - "This is the last time we frack for bloody Gazprom!" was the gist of an emergency frequency communiqué picked up by astronauts aboard the ISS this morning. It has broken a seven day radio blackout of Russia's Arctic and Antarctic Res...

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Funny story: British Space Industry finally ready for take-off

British Space Industry finally ready for take-off

After seventy years in the planning, the British Space Industry is finally ready to launch it's first astro-noughts this summer. "It's a little known fact," said Brian Cox, "but Britain invented space-travel. All the technology other countries use...

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Funny story: Blu-Tack named "most important piece of equipment" on the ISS

Blu-Tack named "most important piece of equipment" on the ISS

The international space station is full of technical wizardry from robot arms to state of the art telecommunication devices. The cost of a pen on the ISS runs into thousands of dollars with decades of research leading to its manufacture. So which...

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Funny story: China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory

China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory

Beijing -- China has revealed the purpose of its manned missions to the moon. The Chinese want to construct their next electronics assembly plant there as the first step toward using the moon as a manufacturing zone. "It's no secret that our count...

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Funny story: Ballcock from International Space Station lav crash lands in Namibia

Ballcock from International Space Station lav crash lands in Namibia

Namibia - The 130lb orb is used to store hydrazine aboard the ISS where its inorganic compound liquids facilitate the flushing of the space station dumper. Its mystery appearance in the desert 480 miles from the Namibian capital Windhoek has rattl...

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Funny story: Dale Farm Travellers To Build On ISS

Dale Farm Travellers To Build On ISS

With the Dale Farm evictions in full swing, it emerged yesterday that many of the travellers have already set their sights on a new home: The International Space Station. Recently, a Russian Soyuz rocket exploded just minutes after lift-off, destr...

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Funny story: One of Our Spaceships Is Missing, Mr Putin

One of Our Spaceships Is Missing, Mr Putin

Moscow - A notorious UFO rat run inside Earth's Van Allen Beltway is the top culprit behind the disappearance of Russian Starfleet's flagship cargo carrier. This morning the entire International Space Station supply program hangs in ruins as monit...

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Funny story: Pissed In Space - Russian Cosmonaut Spills Beans On International Space Station

Pissed In Space - Russian Cosmonaut Spills Beans On International Space Station

Russian Cosmonaut, Yuri Gaggininnit today revealed that a tour on the international space station isn't necessarily one long round of orbiting the earth and conducting obscure experiments, involving flying ants and lighted tapers in zero gravity cond...

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Funny story: Ganja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports

Ganja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports

Wiltshire - NASA top brass has vehemently denied it, of course, but the appearance of a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe 'may be the artwork of bored ISS astronauts'. The etching materialised around 15 Ju...

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Funny story: Holidays: Space Tourism Just Round The Corner Say Travellers

Holidays: Space Tourism Just Round The Corner Say Travellers

Holidaymakers expect to be able to take excursions in space within nine years. According to a survey by online travel agent sunshinehols.web 11 per cent of respondents believe it will be possible to take a holiday on the moon by 2010. Some 22 cent...

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Funny story: NASA Astronaut: "Hey Obama: Call Me When You Want Your Shuttle Back!"

NASA Astronaut: "Hey Obama: Call Me When You Want Your Shuttle Back!"

Protests have sprung up all over the world to voice opposition to everything from human rights violations to public union's ability to collectively bargain. The protests for all intents and purposes have been a success: Power grabs by dictators in Eg...

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