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Man freed from Ikea after 3 years

Funny story: Man freed from Ikea after 3 years

Warrington UK: Police revealed today that a man who had been missing for 3 years, had in fact been living in an Ikea store. The furniture store, famed for not having correct exit signs around the store, leading many to suggest it was a ploy to kee...

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IKEA Hijab Hides Message

Funny story: IKEA Hijab Hides Message

IKEA, the Swedish furniture shop, has taken the extraordinary step of providing its female Muslim employees with store-designed Hijabs, those headscarfy things, but has run into controversy over the extremist message written on the reverse of the gar...

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Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Funny story: Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Madison Avenue, New York - Fearing that due to the recent California court ruling, making same-sex marriages legal, that its ads featuring a homosexual couple purchasing furniture at their stores has lost its cutting edge, the furniture store with th...

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Local IKEA store collapses, authorities blame shoddy construction

Funny story: Local IKEA store collapses, authorities blame shoddy construction

Authorities are still trying to determine what caused the total collapse of a local IKEA store yesterday morning, which resulted in 17 people losing vital parts of their flat-pack kits.

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IKEA Austria announce new range of basement furniture

Funny story: IKEA Austria announce new range of basement furniture

Never a company to hide its commercial light under a bushel, Swedish flat-pack and maker of peculiarly-named products, IKEA, has announced a range of basement furniture and accessories especially for the Austrian market.

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Playboy buys Pottery magazine for 120 million dollars

Funny story: Playboy buys Pottery magazine for 120 million dollars

They say a lot can be lost in translation and this weeks acquisition of a Swedish pottery magazine by Hugh Hefner's Playboy Corporation proves that even huge multinationals can be caught out.

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Ikea In Proper Furniture Shake-up

Funny story: Ikea In Proper Furniture Shake-up

There was a bit of a kerfuffle in the world of retail yesterday when it was announced that Ikea would be actually starting to sell some decent furniture at last.

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Saddam Hussein Kitchenware a Big Hit at Ikea

Funny story: Saddam Hussein Kitchenware a Big Hit at Ikea

Ikea announced record Christmas profits yesterday and claimed that it was all due to their new Saddam Hussein kitchen range.

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Ikea to launch flat-pack families

Funny story: Ikea to launch flat-pack families

After the rush of interest shown in their recently proposed range of flat-pack, timber framed houses, Ikea have announced that they are planning to extend the project to include a ready-made family to go with their ready-built homes.

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