San Francisco, Ca - (High Times): Sales of stoners’ favorite ice cream have gone through the roof at downtown’s Hippy Shack Gelateria where quarts of pasteurised pistachio and sinsemilla are being snapped up pronto-prontissimo in a two hundred bucks...
We've all had the pleasure of enjoying a warm summer afternoon in the garden, with the sounds of happy children laughing and playing, when, all of a sudden, the jingle-jangle sound of the ice cream van announces its arrival. And so it was in one s...
A major controversy was narrowly averted earlier today, when a trader who normally sells flowers in a local town's market square was unable to do so due to circumstances utterly beyond her control. Miss Cobbit, the florist, has, for 40 years, sold...
Desperate measures are being taken, it seems, in the recent heatwave, as a Merseyside man held up an ice cream van with a machete. The Liverpudlian desparado claims he had been passed by no less than four vans in his quest for a 99 for himself and...
A woman was today denied an ice cream by a seriously fat vendor in an ice cream van outside a school. The woman had had a particularly long, hot, difficult day at work had just been thinking that if there was an ice cream van parked outside the sc...
What should have been a pleasant Sunday afternoon outing in Battambang with her friends, turned into the 'nightmare of her dreams' for one pretty girl today, as the ice cream she was eating, melted far more quickly than she'd anticipated it might, le...
Is it hot in here? If by "here" you mean the planet earth then yes. Well that's not entirely true; it's still pretty cold in Canada, Russia, even Iceland. However, records show that average temperatures are increasing not only in the United States, but in the coldest nations on earth. Who's to blame? Scientists believe they have found the culprit; its name is Global Warming. Global Warmin...
BRENHAM, TX - Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria. On Monday, the company said that Salmavilla was also going to be released. Blue Balls ice cream...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama will go to one of Washington's poorest neighborhoods to talk about a plan to give low-income children free ice cream. "If we're serious about living up to what our country is about, then we have to consider what we...
Washington D.C. - The criminal act of probing through a carton of ice cream to find and eat the good chunky pieces will become a felony on January 1, 2015. The crime is currently classified as a misdemeanor. While the change covers every flavor a...
In an early morning press conference today, a spokesman for Ben & Berry's Ice Cream announced two new flavors of ice cream that will be on store shelves this coming month. The two new flavors are Defecake aka: Shit Pie and Booger Bonanza! B...
Durango, Colorado - CNN reports that Rayburn and Gertrude Frycurtain of Durango have just celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary. The happy couple was married back on April 17, 1934 in their hometown of Durango. The Frycurtains were taken to...
SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The ice cream creators at Ben & Jerry's in Vermont have been working overtime creating a new flavored ice cream in honor of all of the East Coast winter storms that have been battering the upper right side of the USA.
SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The makers of the world famous Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream have just announced their latest ice cream creation. Company spokesperson Millard Cypress informed the news media at a press conference at the South Burlington...
EDINA, MN -- Feminists have charged that Dairy Queen is sexist. The very name of the soft-serve ice cream company, Sheila Battle-Axe, Professor of Women's Studies at the University of Feminist Studies, says, is "insulting to women." "Queen," she p...
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The tremendous snowstorms that have struck the United States have taken a toll on the ice cream business as noted by Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine. Tucker spoke with Dairy Queen spokesperson Columbus Vee and...
BRONX, New York - The owner of one of the most popular ice cream parlors in New York City says that he may have to end up closing down. Gino Brockatoosi owner of The Damma Good Ice Cream Parlor told reporters that the record-breaking winter snowst...
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