WASHINGTON -- With Americans still reeling from the recent GOP nomination of Donald Trump and his ongoing presidential campaign, terrorist organization ISIS have claimed responsibility for the political ordeal. The Trump campaign is the latest at...
Sterling, Virginia boy, Hank Incendiary, has managed to cultivate the latent radiation in vegetable soup and use it to assemble a nuclear bomb. Using a homemade radiation absorption brush built from pieces of Lego, Hank managed to accumulate 20 lbs...
Proving Donald Trump's political acumen once again, ISIS has been on the run ever since president Obama uttered the phrase "radical islamists." Political analysts are saying it was just a coincidence that Obama gave a speech where he mentioned t...
Donald Trump called the people who unleashed a horrible smell in Trump Tower terrorists, "These people--terrorists probably they're with ISIS, have attacked me personally because they are afraid of what I'll do to them once I'm president ." NYPD d...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Reports that ISIS has just recently named President Obama as their ISIS Team Mascot have been confirmed. The reclusive leader of the Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) issued a dramatic SHOUTOUT to Barack Hussein...
Yes, it's his charisma! Donald Trump has charisma. At the last debate, Donald Trump stood masterfully like an elephant between a Chihuahua and the Canadian Mr. Sleaze. Editor's note: Isn't Canadian Mr. Sleaze an oxymoron? Looks more like an ep...
Jaggedone's CIA has just received news that a Somali plane has just landed with a hole in its side, there were 60 passengers on board at take off and 0 left as the plane landed! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) East African reporter,...
A report released yesterday by the United Nations subcommittee for Global Employment Outlook predicts a shortage of competent suicide bomber instructors beginning in the first quarter of 2016 and continuing, likely, forever. According to the repo...
With war raging in the Middle East and terror attacks happening with greater frequency all over the world, heaven is starting to run out of virgins. According to the Koran, every Jihadist who dies is promised 72 virgins, but ever since the Syrian civ...
The National Rifle Association, smelling a chance to increase its profits and its membership, has decided to follow the money and change their name to 'Jihadist Rifle Association' instead. The NRA, long a secret backer of any American tragedy that...
Stunned by the quickness and acerbity of its grasp of cause-effect on the problem of ISIS, the US Pentagon and assorted MSM organizations have quickly been recognized and promoted for this year's "holy grail award" (the HGA). Due to widely broadc...
Recent research into Antisocial Personality Disorder sufferers has uncovered a related, but much more serious disorder called I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder. Dr Novous Reck from the Berlin-based Itsalla Bout-May Institute presented his findings...
In a bid to get hold of Western currency, ISIS has opened a holiday resort in Iraq promising unique extreme holiday experiences. Called Jihadiland, and built using rubble from several dynamited antiquities,the new facility has already attracted 4...
In the global War Against Terrorism, there are one group of combatants that refuse to give in to the Islamic Extremists who threaten to destroy their way of life: The British Holiday Maker. With the latest tragedy in Tunisia, where 18 British sun...
Twenty minutes of Photoshop has caused the two greatest terrorist organizations in the world to come together to destroy democracy. Thanks, Adobe. On Saturday, a supporter of ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) released a graphic photo of Presi...
ISIS has announced that there are dozens of potty trained terrorists living secret lives within the United States, waiting for word from above to strike terror into the hearts of diaper company executives everywhere. The revelation comes on the h...
Militant Islamist group, ISIS released a statement this morning claiming responsibility for acts that will certainly interrupt your daily routine. "We will strike you when you least expect it, when you are most vulnerable, when you are still rubbi...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
