London - Wedding invite snubbed members of the IRA are planning a massive attack, worried police sources said today. And a tip-off reckons they will use a former Colombian coke submersible to attack Westmonster Abbey this Friday. Royal Navy pat...
As Ireland faces its hour of greatest need and teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, an unlikely saviour has come to the rescue. The IRA has declared that it is coming out of the shadows and has registered as a limited company. This will involve the...
Shergar, County Louse - (Prenup Mess): "I was starved of proper rogering," Susan Krubbs told her astonished readership last weekend, "by a man who promised to tumesce on demand or yer money back." Decades of cuckolding then saw her fool a geeky e...
Belfast - (Torquemada News): Commenting on today's report a Vatican spokesman said the church was sticking to strict ecclesiastical guidelines called 'omerta'. Decryption of these has revealed collusion between the government and Cardinal Josef R...
Provisional Sinn Fein leader Gerry Macadams has revealed his family has had a long history of violent abuse towards many people. Macadams himself was chief of staff of the Provisional IRA in the early 1970s, and so was responsible for the murder o...
Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness have shocked the world of UK politics today by calling on the breakaway factions of the Provisional IRA to lay down their weapons and support partition from Southern Ireland. In a shock move, the former rabid repu...
Shergar, Co Louse - (Bloody Sundae): Ulster Unionists were having none of it as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton "ducked bullets and mortar fire" to grandstand in front of the IRA at Stormont today. The former Little Rock bagwoman for Fuerzas Ar...
Families of IRA victims have criticised the government for failing to put pressure on America to pay compensation to them. They say America should pay this compensation because it funded the IRA, to allow them to buy explosives used in many atrocitie...
London - (Rioters): Global Piss Process scumbags personally vetoed Colonel Gadaffi's compensation moves to London 7/7 bombing victims 'because it might have jeopardised snake oil deals with Al-Qaeda'. Instead victims' families were offered a ch...
Gordon Brown refused to press Colonel Muammar Gaddafi to compensate IRA bomb victims amid concerns it may upset relations with Libya & Gerry Adams and that he may be taken off the Colonel's Christmas Card list, it has emerged. Gordon Brown di...
London - (Good Friday Agreement Mess): The Real IRA perv behind the Omagh bombing is back in business and running the country. Smug uglymug Peter Mandelson took over No 10 today, bouyed by latest counter-intelligence rebranding him as a cute and c...
Sick to death of throwing bombs at each other the IRA and Protestant Paramilitary Groups have joined forces with a common strategy to eradicate everybody and everything that speaks a different language and comes from Rumania! After years of civil...
London - (Goody Friday Peace Agreement Mess): Notorious Anglo-Irish terror cult the Reality TV IRA has threatened to bomb to smithereens UK security listening posts such as GCHQ and RAF Menwith Balls. The dissident mobsters are planning to steal a...
Dublin - (Global Piss Process Mess): Irish Teashock Brian Cowen is mulling revenge on the Provos today after enduring public humiliation of having nude pictures of himself 'taking a(n arms) dump' hung in two Dublin art galleries. Ever the smug bas...
In Northern Ireland, the real IRA are commencing a strategic array of fatal surgical strikes. The defecation of the the once proud Irish Police Burger is now the primary focus of this terrorist group. The policeman's burger was bummed. A youth ca...
Furious IRA terrorists have demanded an apology from the BBC after two comedians compared their comeback to that of Michael Jackso. Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis, speaking days after Jackson had announced his comeback tour at the O2 Arena, said on Ra...
Millions of Irish Americans today celebrated St. Gerry's Day in their traditional manner. Men were seen drinking at least three little glasses of artificially gassy lager in Boston, Massachussetts, before breaking into many of their traditional Irish...
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